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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1521 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4614 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3325 |
Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about your family secrets. Build your own empire, team up with other players to take on epic quests, and maybe even uncover some scandalous secrets of your own. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out your in-game dad is actually a wizard or your in-game mom is secretly a dragon in disguise.
So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only thing more twisted than our family trees are the builds we create. Trust me, you won’t regret it – unless you count the hours you’ll spend laughing your blocky butt off!