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Crafty LOLs: Is it Worth It?

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2709
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	219	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Votes:	9102
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Items Found:	1286
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Heck yeah! Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up your hard work. This server is like a magical wonderland where you can ride on unicorns through fields of candy cane trees and build castles made entirely of chocolate blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground society of llamas who are actually master builders and will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. And did we mention that every player gets their own personal dragon to ride around on and protect them from any pesky mobs that try to ruin the fun?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like never before. Trust us, once you’ve played here, you’ll never want to leave.

PopeCraft: Holy Hypocrisy

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	41	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Ores Mined:	1570	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

“LOL come join this cray cray Minecraft server where we have Pope Francis as our admin! He may be silent on Russian terror but he’s all about arming Ukraine in the game! Watch out for those creepers, they’re like the Russian terrorists of Minecraft. Join now for a wild ride of epic battles and holy blessings from Pope Francis himself. Let’s get hyped and build the most lit world ever! #PopeFrancisApproved”

Enchanted Quests 1.20.5

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Yo, bro, come join this Minecraft server where you can be the ultimate dumb retard and get treated like a god by the Yuri community! It’s like being in a crazy comic book where you’re the star of the show, but also everyone’s favorite joke at the same time. Don’t question it, just embrace the chaos and let your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon shine!

Scaly Minecraft SMP – General Lizard

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a lizard on a hot rock? Look no further than our server! We welcome all scaly creatures, from dragons to dinosaurs to even shark people. Want to roleplay as a kobold or Argonian? Go for it! Just no monstergirls, please. We’ve got a whole library of scaly smut and lizard writings for your…ahem…research purposes. Plus, we have a strict no anatomy arguments policy – save that for the scientists, folks. And if you’re feeling festive, show us your most holiday-ready scalies! Who knows, maybe snanta himself will pay us a visit. Join now for a reptilian adventure like no other!

CraftyMomXmasGift

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7425
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Void Armor Forged:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Villages Defended:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1031
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Crops Grown:	1642	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Void Gems Collected:	32	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1818
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	19

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Enchantments Applied:	88
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4545
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Emeralds Found:	9660
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	383
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	221
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!