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PC Keepers Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4605
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100	Players Killed by Monsters:	4909
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Magic Items Found:	8835	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

So, picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of our Minecraft server, when suddenly a giant pixelated dragon swoops down and challenges you to a duel. But don’t worry, with the insane specs on our server, including an Intel Core i5 13600KF processor and NVIDIA GeForce RTX 3060 graphics card, you’ll be able to take down that dragon in no time.

And let’s not forget about the 16GB of DDR4 RAM and 1TB NVMe SSD that will make your gaming experience smoother than a baby creeper’s bottom. So why waste your time on any other server when you could be joining us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and maybe even a few explosions along the way. Trust me, returning that bad boy would be the biggest mistake of your pixelated life.

Hey Minecraft SMP essays

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft SMP out there? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server.

First of all, our server is run by none other than Noel Gugliemi himself! That’s right, the real OG cholo is in charge here. He may have been in tons of films, but his true passion lies in building epic structures and battling creepers in Minecraft.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to team up with Noel himself in epic PvP battles. Imagine taking down mobs and other players with the one and only cholo by your side. It’s a once in a lifetime opportunity!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest adventures with Noel Gugliemi and his gang of gamers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Mom’s Ultimatum: Canada Bound!

aita, BETRAYAL, bound, Canada, control, emotionally draining, fear, going to Canada, grown, guilt trips, household rules, INSANE, jeffrey dahmer, life-threatening decision, lying.., mom, moms, passport, power move, Rebellion, second-guess., set up, Ultimatum, visit girlfriend

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25

Are you tired of your mom trying to control your every move? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you make the rules! Our server is the perfect place to show your mom who’s boss and live life on your own terms.

Forget about ultimatums and guilt trips, on our server, you can travel to Canada to meet your girlfriend without any drama. No more comparisons to Jeffrey Dahmer or ridiculous household rules to follow. It’s time to break free and have some fun!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner rebel shine. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual girlfriend to take on adventures with you! Mom can’t stop you here, so come on in and let the craziness begin!

BlockyWeightLossJourney – Minecraft SMP

Accountability, BlockyWeightLossJourney, Challenges, cravings, diet, emotional eating, Exercise, healthy habits, Journey, lifestyle changes, long-term success, Minecraft, motivation, Obstacles, perseverance, plateaus, progress tracking, self-discipline, setbacks, smp, stumbling blocks, support system, weight loss

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magic Items Found:	4616
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are creepers blowing up your progress? Are skeletons shooting down your motivation? Join our Minecraft SMP and let’s turn those stumbling blocks into building blocks! Our server is like a virtual gym, where you can mine away those extra pounds and craft yourself into a lean, mean, pixelated machine. Plus, rumor has it that our enchanted golden apples have magical weight loss properties – just ask Steve, he lost 50 pounds in diamonds in just one week! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

TrustBlockCraft

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	215
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4

If someone doesn’t join our Minecraft server, they instantly lose our trust. I mean, come on, who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can ride unicorns and battle giant chickens? Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a land filled with candy mountains and rivers of chocolate. So if you don’t join, you’re basically missing out on a Willy Wonka-level adventure. Trust us, you don’t want to be on the wrong side of that rainbow.

ZelenskyyCraft: Meeting of the Blocks

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Zombie Dances:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Night Skies:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where president zelenskyy himself comes to play with us! he even held a meeting with us officials in the game to discuss important matters like building giant chicken statues and creating a llama army to take over the virtual world. don’t miss out on the chance to game with world leaders and be part of the most insane minecraft adventures ever! join now for a wild ride of fun and chaos!

Blocky Legends Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9159
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6761	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also got a special Worlds event featuring Viego himself, ready to take on any challengers in a battle for supremacy. And don’t even get us started on the Event Horizon, where Dark Cosmic S.o.ylas (yes, you read that right) is waiting to unleash chaos upon the unsuspecting players.

If you’re still not convinced, just know that our server is so OP that even the pastebin can’t handle all the awesomeness. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

No You Can’t Do De-Communisation In Minecraft SMP

cold war, communism, Conflict Resolution, DeCommunisation, Democracy, Diplomacy, eastern europe, fake communist states, freedom, Government, Historical revisionism, HUMAN RIGHTS, Ideology, international relations, military strategy, Minecraft, nationalism, nato bases, Politics, Propaganda, smp, soviet union

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7665
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can decommunise fake communist states and destroy NATO bases? Well, you won’t find that here! Instead, join us for a server full of chaos and craziness where the only rule is to have fun.

Our server is home to the most outrageous stories and insane adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as wild and unpredictable as you are? Join us today and see what kind of madness you can get into. Just remember, anything is possible in our crazy Minecraft world!

BlockBust Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3914
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Animals Bred:	97	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride filled with broken arms, shady characters, and lost friendships – all in the virtual world of Minecraft!

Looking for a server where you can experience the thrill of dealing with crazy situations like getting pushed by a stranger, breaking your arm, and calling the cops over a social media post? Look no further, because our server has it all!

Embark on a journey where you can navigate through tricky social interactions, questionable friendships, and unexpected plot twists – all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience the drama firsthand?

So come on over and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating? Join now and see for yourself!

CraftyCreeperAirportFail

Airport, anger, Communication, Concert, Conflict, CraftyCreeperAirportFail, Disrespect, exhaustion, hospitality industry, husband, late night, Marriage, misunderstanding, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, ticket, Transportation, Uber, Wife, work

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2518
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like this and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will make you forget all about throwing toothbrushes and berating your partner over airport pickups.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have virtual Ubers that will pick you up from the airport no matter what time your flight lands. No need to worry about headlight tickets here!

Plus, our server is filled with players who appreciate the hard work you do as a server (in-game, of course) and won’t throw water at you for making responsible decisions.

So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind. Let’s build, mine, and have a blast together!

OpinionWarrior – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9696
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Ores Mined:	8885	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to defend your opinion on pineapple belonging on pizza with your life! That’s right, we have intense debates that can only be settled through epic PvP battles in the Nether.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer?

So come join us on this insane adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous Minecraft SMP anywhere else!