CraftyChickFails

HARMFUL, damaging, WORST, BETRAYAL, discouraging

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that launches you into the stratosphere. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than a group of dancing chickens. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that.

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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EarBandageCraft

Bandage, injury recovery, ear bandage, medical emergency, ear pain

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in this Minecraft server, when suddenly, BAM! You get hit with a crazy right ear injury that requires a bandage! Like, what even is that? But hey, don’t worry, ’cause on our server, we got you covered!

Join our server for the most epic adventures and the most random injuries you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Who needs boring old mining when you can be dodging bandages left and right? Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough bandages, you unlock a secret level where you ride pigs into battle against evil chickens. Yeah, you heard me right.

So, come on down to our server and experience the chaos for yourself! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the Bandage King of Minecraft. It’s a title no one asked for, but hey, someone’s gotta wear the crown, right?

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PancreaticCraft: DNA Methylation Cure

survival rates, cure, health, DNA methylation, DNA discovery

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered the cure for pancreatic cancer! our scientists have unlocked the secrets of DNA methylation and are using it to fight off the spread of the disease in game.

with the worst survival rates in the real world, you can bet that our players are fighting tooth and nail to survive and thrive in our virtual world. join us and be a part of this groundbreaking research while building epic structures and battling monsters. who knew curing cancer could be so fun?

so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s kick some cancer butt together!

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The ‘Minelanders: Where your worst enemy is a creeper, not your fellow Minecrafter!

⛏ The ‘Minelanders ⛏

Server Address	mc.minelanders.com
Version	1.21 [Java Edition – Bedrock Compatible]
Discord	https://discord.gg/QeBkd3Z

Overview:

The ‘Minelanders started in 2019 and have been operating every year since! We launched the 6th Edition of the server last month! In this version, we’ve been graciously accepted by a cozy Gnomish Town in a lovingly crafted community built spawn. We’re a server with plenty to offer! We believe that Minecraft can be political and strategic when other players get involved. So whether you are interested in building grand designs, griefing and PvP, growing an influential clan, running a commercial empire, or even just playing some Minecraft with a regular crowd, you are a part of something bigger than just yourself. Feel free to join the Discord, explore our community built spawn, and talk with the active community to see if you’re interested in playing on the server. And any time you’re ready to start – survival is only 50 blocks away. Hope to see you playing on the ‘Minelanders soon!

Community Nights!

Every couple weeks we host custom made maps/events for the community! Escape rooms, capture the flag, adventure maps, and more! These events are separate from survival, but offer an awesome opportunity to engage with the community and experience Minecraft in a new way. Many have been created by players on the server!

Vanilla Reimagined

General Information We love the potential of vanilla Minecraft but feel some aspects of the game have not been properly balanced to allow for vanilla to flourish. Through the use plugins and extensive player feedback we have rebalanced Elytras, autofarms, and more. No longer is there one “right” way to play, as we have allowed for all sorts of other forms of gameplay to be valid!

Features

Plot Protection	We offer plot protection in four sizes for in-game currency. You have to earn them! Note: Plots intentionally do NOT protect chests – only blocks.
Player Shops	We have player shop chests available to sell things to other players. Our admin shops are already set up for players to earn money.
Clans	We have clans, which allow you to team up with existing players or make your own clan with your friends.
Map Size	The map size is limited to keep players relatively close – but it is still spacious with a 6k block diameter, which was just expanded with the release of 1.21. The Nether has been increased in size (3:1 ratio rather than 8:1) to compensate for the smaller map.
Donations	Donations to keep the server running are welcome, but give no in-game advantages.

Rules:

Play in good faith
Be respectful of other players
No asking for stuff, advertising, or being annoying
Griefing is allowed, Lavacasting is not
No cheating
Alt accounts must be known to staff
No releasing personal information about another player
Circumventing intended server behavior is prohibited

Pictures from the last edition of the server^(It’s too early for big builds in this edition!) Our resident small business, The Tiny Tavern, TRS main base, Vix’s Cottage, Bina’s Parenting School, Ponlm00’s Wild West

CraftyDrunkHomeBound

remote work, balance, Lifestyle, functional alcoholics, Challenges

join our epic minecraft server, where u can escape from ur boring work from home life and become a functional alcoholic in a virtual world! build ur own bar and serve pixelated drinks to ur blocky friends. forget about ur responsibilities and get lost in the world of minecraft madness. who needs a job when u can be a master builder and booze enthusiast all in one? come join us and let’s get drunk on creativity!

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CreeperConnection

online dating site, online dating site comparison, worst site, worst dating site comparison, CreeperConnection

Are you tired of swiping left on all the creepers and zombies on other dating sites? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to find your player 2!

Join our server and you’ll have a chance to meet the love of your virtual life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers together. Who needs a candlelit dinner when you can have a romantic sunset over a pixelated ocean?

Plus, our server has the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking about pig races, chicken jousting, and even a dance floor made entirely out of glowstone. You haven’t lived until you’ve busted a move with a bunch of blocky avatars.

So why waste your time on boring dating sites when you can join our Minecraft server and find love in a world where anything is possible? Swipe right on us and let the adventures begin!

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PartyCraft: Best Worst Dancing

Moves, WORST, Laughter, funny, silly

come join our epic minecraft server where the dancing is so bad it’s actually good! we have players busting out moves that will make you question reality. one time, a player did the worm so well that actual worms started popping up in the game. it was wild, man. if you want to witness the most hilariously terrible dancing in minecraft history, then this is the server for you. plus, rumor has it that if you dance bad enough, you might just summon herobrine himself. so come on down and show us your worst moves!

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BlockBuster Minecraft Server

letdown, dislike, review, WORST, blockbuster

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoops down and starts singing show tunes. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged you to a dance-off? Only on our server will you experience such absurdity and hilarity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to defeat it. And if you manage to slay the Diamond Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that farts rainbows as it flies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

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MineCraftyMess – Worst Job Ever!

worst job ever, worst job challenges, worst job memories, worst work experience, WORST

Are you tired of boring jobs in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind as you embark on the most epic adventure of your life.

Forget about flipping burgers or cleaning up after animals, on our server you can become a professional block builder, a fearless explorer, or even a daring dragon tamer. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame this majestic bird will be granted unlimited riches and power.

So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring job behind and join our Minecraft server today for a chance to live out your wildest dreams and maybe even become the next Diamond Chicken whisperer. Trust us, it’s way more fun than cleaning up after animals.

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BugCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Pest Control, entomology, creepy crawly, exterminator

Are you tired of being terrorized by bugs and insects in real life? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft server, bugs and insects are your loyal companions! That’s right, instead of running away from creepy crawlies, you’ll be teaming up with them to conquer the virtual world. Join us for a bug-tastic adventure like no other! Who needs a pet dog when you can have a pet spider riding on your shoulder? So come on, join our server and let the insect revolution begin!

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Worst

⛏ The ‘Minelanders ⛏

Community Nights!

Vanilla Reimagined

Features