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PutinsBirthdayMC Server

Assignment, controversy, education, forced, Government, Happy Birthday, leader, Political, protest, Pupils, putin, PutinsBirthdayMC, RECORD, russia, Russian, School, Server, social media, Students, video messages, viral, wishing

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3682	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

American, American men, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, diplomatic relations, Escape, foreign policy, Gender Roles, global perspective, ideological differences, international relations, Masculinity, Men, migration options, political asylum, political beliefs, russia, Russian visas, sick of woke West, societal norms, traditional values, travel opportunities, visa applications, western society, WokeCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7541
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

Sugar Rush City

AgRP neurons, AgRP neurons effects, city, diabetes in mice, diabetes risk, high-fat diet effects, high-fat diet risks, High-fat diets, hypothalamus, hypothalamus alterations, macronutrient effects, macronutrients, Mice, obesity, obesity in mice, obesity risk, Rush, Sugar, sugar and obesity., sugar effects

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Mines Excavated:	3394	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

StalkerPE Minecraft server

ANOMALIES, armor, Artifacts, Crafts, Dungeons, Economy, Events, Faction Wars, Groups, Hunger, Laboratories, Loot, mcpe, Minecraftpe, Mutants, Npcs, Pirate, Quests, resource pack, Stalker, StalkerPE, Survival, Thirst, weapons

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Mines Excavated:	3983
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

ip: playstp.ru

port: 19132

version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

Our server has:

– Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

playstp.ru:10000

Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

Anime, asian representation, chink, cultural appropriation, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, double standards, entertainment industry, Flops, Globalization, japanese, Manga, Media, Minecraft, Overseas, pop culture, racism, Server, Stereotypes, success, weeb

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Star Shards Collected:	179
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	946	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

battle, Bluey, Break, coping mechanism, Fight, mental break, mental exhaustion, mental fatigue, mental health, mental health awareness, Mental health resources, mental health support, mental health tips, mental recovery, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, Minecraft, noise cancelling, Recovery, Relaxation, Royale.., self-care, smp, stress relief

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1934	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

SassySibs Minecraft Server

bullying accusations, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family issues, half-sister drama, instigator, Minecraft, overzealous, Parent-child relationship, SassySibs, school accusations, school conflict, school drama, Server, sibling conflict, sibling drama, sibling rivalry, social drama, social dynamics, teenage behavior, teenage drama, teenage drama intervention

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

PreggoPanicCraft

celebration, Communication, communication breakdown, Confrontation, emotional reactions, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, in-person announcement, parents, PreggoPanicCraft, pregnancy announcement, pregnancy joy, pregnancy news, relationships, selective sharing, Understanding, upset feelings

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7590
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Emeralds Found:	5894
Void Gems Collected:	28	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

aggression, Armistice, Battles, Bloodshed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Conquest, Diplomacy, disputes, History, imperialism, international relations, Military, peace negotiations, pointless wars, PointlessWars, Political, Unnecessary, violence, War, WarCraftSMP, world history

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	6922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

MorningCraftFun

decluttering, Deep Breathing, efficient planning, gratitude practice, healthy breakfast, healthy habits, meditation, mindfulness, morning exercise, morning rituals, morning routine, MorningCraftFun, organization, positive affirmations, positive mindset, prioritizing tasks, Relaxation, self-care, stress-free mornings, Time management, time-saving tips

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1832
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!