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BlockyLoveLand

adult activities, adult interaction, bedroom activities, BlockyLoveLand, consensual relations, euphemism, family friendly, family-friendly euphemism, family-friendly intercourse, family-friendly phrase, intercourse, intimate relations, lovemaking, making love, marital relations, phrase, physical intimacy, polite term, private time, romantic encounter, sexual intercourse

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9946
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Alien Abductions:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans! Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels that lead to a magical land where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s have a blast together!

WealthTaxCraft Minecraft Server

$2 trillion, Copying, Countries, economic growth, economic policy, Financial Stability, findings, fiscal policy, government revenue, income inequality, Minecraft, policy implementation, public finances, raise, Server, social welfare, spain, study, Taxation, wealth distribution, wealth tax, WealthTaxCraft

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	2879
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Farms Harvested:	984
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Potions Brewed:	160	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

lol, you know what else can raise $2 trillion? joining this epic minecraft server, bro! we got diamonds for days and creepers that do the macarena. plus, our wealth tax is just stealing from villagers, so you can feel like a real government official while you play. come join us and help us build the most insane virtual economy ever!

JewCraftNYC

Accountability, Australian, breach of trust, confidentiality, consequences, Data Protection, Disciplined, ethical standards, Information Security, investigation, JewCraftNYC, Jews, journalism ethics, LEAK.., media integrity, NYT, personal information, privacy breach, professional conduct, reporter, sensitive data

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Mines Excavated:	2053	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz we got, like, secret tunnels filled with diamonds and, like, magical unicorns roaming around.

one time, this player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted golden apples and they became, like, the king of the server.

oh, and did i mention the time when a group of players built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? it was epic, bro.

come join us and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. plus, we have a secret club where we dress up as llamas and have dance parties. you don’t wanna miss out on that, do ya?

SisSync Movie Night Brainz

acquaintances, brain activity, Brainz, complex cognitive functions, Friends, Movie, Network, neuroimaging study, night, sensory processing regions, SisSync, sisters

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42

so, like, imagine if you join this cray cray minecraft server, right? your brain activity will be, like, so in sync with everyone else, you’ll basically be sisters with all the players. it’s like a sisterhood of the traveling minecraft block.

you’ll be able to read each other’s minds and finish each other’s sentences. it’s like a telepathic connection but with pixels and creepers.

and get this, your brain will be so lit up in all the right places, you’ll be a minecraft genius. you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, join this server and become part of the ultimate brain-synced sisterhood. it’s like a movie, but with way more blocks and way more fun.

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable one out there!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon!

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have been known to break out into song and dance numbers. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give out free diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this insane adventure and see what kind of ridiculous shenanigans you can get into. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

NoahHatesBasketballMC SMP

Athletic, Ball, Basketball, Competition, Court, dislike, DRIBBLE, Dunk, Game, general, hate, Hoop, jump, Net, noah, NoahHatesBasketballMC, player, Score, shoot, smp, sports, TEAM

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Farms Harvested:	616	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ores Mined:	1565	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where Noah is the ultimate basketball hater! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, Noah tried to play basketball in Minecraft but accidentally threw the ball into a lava pit, causing a meltdown that destroyed half the server. Since then, he has banned all basketball-related activities and now spends his days hunting down any basketballs that dare to enter his realm. Join us for a chance to witness Noah’s epic basketball battles and maybe even sneak in a game or two when he’s not looking. Just be sure to hide your basketballs or face the wrath of Noah!

CreeperLove404

aita, Angry, Blame, Boyfriend, Communication, CreeperLove404, Defensive, forgetfulness, hurt, Movie, overreacting, Phone, restroom, strangers, Sync, trip, Uber, UNFAIR, Upset, Waiting

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	869
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Enchantments Applied:	168
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine logging in to find yourself in a maze, with no phone to guide you. Will you be able to find your way out and reunite with your friends? Or will you be left wandering aimlessly, hoping for a friendly stranger to offer you an Uber ride?

But that’s not all – once you finally make it out of the maze, you’ll be faced with challenges that will test your communication skills with your fellow players. Can you and your teammates stay in sync and conquer the obstacles together? Or will you end up like the boyfriend in the story, lost and clueless?

Join our server now for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs a phone when you have Minecraft to keep you entertained and on your toes?

TornadoYachtGoneMCServer

boat disaster, extreme weather, Italian coast, luxury yacht, maritime accident, maritime emergency, maritime incident, maritime rescue, maritime tragedy, mediterranean sea, missing persons, natural disaster, rescue operation, search and rescue, severe weather, sicily, storm damage, Tornado, TornadoYachtGoneMCServer, Tragedy, yacht sinking

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8905
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this lit Minecraft server, you gotta hear this crazy story, bro. So, like, there was this epic tornado that came outta nowhere and sunk a freakin’ luxury yacht off Sicily. Like, what even?! One dude dead and six peeps missing, like, that’s some wild stuff, man.

But, like, don’t worry, our server ain’t got no tornadoes or sinking yachts, just a whole lotta fun and epic adventures waiting for you. Join us and let’s build some insane creations together, like a giant taco-shaped castle or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. The possibilities are endless, bro.

So, like, come join us on this Minecraft server and let’s make some memories that are even crazier than a tornado sinking a luxury yacht. Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

BridgeBusterCraft

aggression, Blockade, border, Bridge.., BridgeBusterCraft, Conflict, Defense, Destruction, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Military, Politics, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Tension, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Yo, come join our Minecraft server where we reenact epic battles like Ukraine cutting off Russian troops by blowing up the last bridge in Kursk Oblast. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and pixelated characters. Join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the chaos. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and treasures. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Minecraft server: TekCraft – Tekken Edition

Character, Combos, Edition, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Glicko2 rating, Guide, Important Combos, jargon, Minecraft, Moves, notation, Server, Steam, Steam store, TekCraft, Tekken, Tekken 8, Tekken 8 Character Overviews, Tekken General, terminology, YouTube playlist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5014
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189
Dragons Tamed:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Towns Built:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 characters battling it out in the Minecraft world!

Picture this: Steve facing off against Kazuya Mishima in an epic showdown for the ages. Who will emerge victorious? Only you can decide by joining our server and experiencing the madness for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have Glicko2 ratings for all players, so you can see just how skilled you really are. Plus, our terminology and jargon will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for a Minecraft experience unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!