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AFK Adventures: Wake Me Up for Chaos!

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. The legendary admin once defeated the Ender Dragon with just a wooden sword and a carrot.

2. Our PvP arena is so intense, players have been known to spontaneously combust from the sheer excitement.

3. The mythical diamond mine on this server is said to be guarded by a pack of enchanted wolves who only allow the bravest players to enter.

4. Our community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget to actually play the game.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret disco party hidden somewhere in the server, where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and wake me up when something happens – because on this server, something insane is always happening!

Blocky Bois – Minecraft Madness with a Side of Oldschool Runescape Banter

Achievement Diary, banter, blocky, Bois, combat adjustments, Communication, Diaries, Info, item adjustments, madness, Minecraft, Oldschool, Optimal quest guide, osrs, Project Rebalance, Quests, rs07, runescape, Side, skilling competition, Temple OSRS, twitter, twitter widget, undead pirates tweaks, varlamore CAs, Website, Wiki, Wise Old Man

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more updates than your grandma’s Facebook page! 🌟

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because we have Undead Pirates sailing the seas, Varlamore CAs causing chaos, and so much more craziness that you won’t know what hit you!

But wait, there’s more! Our website is so cool, it’s like the Batmobile of Minecraft servers. And don’t even get me started on our Twitter – it’s lit 🔥

If you’re new here, don’t worry! We’ve got quests that will make you question your sanity and diaries that will have you saying “what in the blocky world is going on?!”

And if you think you’ve got what it takes, join our 2024 Skilling Competition and show off your skills. like a pro. Just remember, it’s not about winning, it’s about looking fabulous while doing it 💁‍♂️

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before! And remember, if it’s not outrageous, it’s not worth playing! 💥🎮🚀

LazyCraft: Where even the creepers are too lazy to explode

anti-social, Apprentice, BELIEF, Celibate, conformism, CREEPERS, Demographic, explode, fed agents, hate, Individuality, Introverts, ISOLATION, Lazy, LazyCraft, loathe, NEET, nonconformity, Normalfags, outcast, Rebellion, rotten websites, Self Discovery, society

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchantments Applied:	252
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Dimension Hops:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where fed agents are just NPCs trying to keep introverts entertained in this crazy online world. Join us if you’re an apprentice who hates normalfags but also wants to avoid the dreaded fate of celibacy and conformity.

On our server, you’ll find insane stories around every corner. Like the time a group of players built a giant watermelon castle and defended it against a horde of zombie llamas. Or the legendary quest to find the elusive diamond-encrusted unicorn that poops out emeralds.

But that’s not all! We also have modern HTML formatting for all your chatting needs. Want to make your message stand out? Just slap some bold tags on those important words and watch the magic happen.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the lolzy madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to defeating the fed agents once and for all.

Blocky Banter: What’s Poppin’ Players?

activism, activism for change, anti-Trump memes, banter, blocky, correct the record, daily pay, internet activism, joe biden, meme warfare., online activism, paid posting, Palestinian statehood, Players, political discourse, Political Engagement, political memes, political resistance, poppin, Propaganda, resistance, social justice, social media, whats, Zionist regime

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	3536	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we pay you DAILY to post anti-Trump memes, set the record straight on Joe Biden, and fight for Palestinian statehood against those pesky Zionists!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, MASSIVE payouts for your meme skills. Who knew fighting for justice could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s take down those evil Zionists one block at a time!

The United States of Lava

America, American dream, commentary, culture, current events, Diversity, Government, humor, Identity, lava, melting pot, Multiculturalism, nationalism, patriotism, Politics, sarcasm, satire, Shaniquamerica, social commentary, society, States, Stereotypes, United, united states

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	788619	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where you can escape the boring real world and enter the wacky world of Shaniquamerica! Why settle for the United States of America when you can join our server and experience mind-blowing adventures?

Join us and build your own outrageous creations, like a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the server, guarded by a flaming chicken with laser eyes. Will you be the one to find it and claim your legendary prize?

So why wait? Join our server now and become a citizen of Shaniquamerica, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Newb 3D Studio: Where Creations Are Born… And Then Abandoned

3D studio, Abandoned, advancement, Born, Bravo, creations, Creative, debut, design, Development, Disappointment, flat circle, Gaming, Impressive.., innovation, models, new gen, NEWB, progress, simulation, Studio, Technology, Time, virtual reality, Yagoo

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Buildings Constructed:	20	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t have to wait 9 months for new updates! Unlike Yagoo’s failed 3D studio, we have 3D models galore and they’re constantly being added. Join us and experience a world where time is a flat circle, but in a good way!

NostalgicCraft: Where we debate if old Minecraft was better or we just miss the nostalgia!

building, childhood memories, Community, comparison, creativity, debate, Exploration, gameplay, Gaming, graphics, Minecraft, multiplayer, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old minecraft, Opinions, Popular, Retro, Sandbox, Survival, Updates, video games

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	New Chunks Explored:	917373
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Void Armor Forged:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Are you tired of hearing people say that old Minecraft was better? Well, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a hidden diamond mine filled with riches beyond their wildest dreams. But here’s the twist – the diamonds were actually cursed and turned the player into a chicken for a whole week! Talk about a cluckin’ good time!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Creeper King, who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, a green, explosive fist?). Join forces with other players to defeat the Creeper King and claim the throne for yourself. Just be prepared for a few explosions along the way!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret recipe for Notch’s famous enchanted golden apples!

Blocky Banter

advice, Appearance, banter, blackpill discussion, blocky, chance, Community, continue, cosmetic surgery, DELETED, encouragement, Enhancement, Feedback, Improvement, list, looksmaxxing, progress, self improvement, Support, surgeries, Thread, transformation

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9348
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Villages Defended:	13	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Star Shards Collected:	195
Falling into the Void:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most blocky of players can looksmaxx to their heart’s content!

Picture this: you’re mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly you stumble upon a magical thread that leads you to a secret advice center. The players there will give you tips on how to improve your blocky appearance and become the most stylish miner in all the land.

But beware, if you don’t follow their advice, your thread may mysteriously disappear before you can list all the surgeries you need. It’s a cutthroat world out there, but with the right guidance, you can become the most fashionable player on the server.

So come join us and start your journey to looksmaxx perfection! Who knows, you may even uncover some hidden secrets along the way.

GigCraft – Genshin Impact LOLz

ARLECCHINO, Arlecchino Web Event, BannerSim, Barbara, Character Teaser, Crimson Night Fades, Daily check-in rewards, Discover Traces, Discovery Collaboration, Explore Nature, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, GigCraft, guides, Impact, Kaedehara Kazuha, lolz, Maps, Neuvillette, Phantom of the Night, Redeemable Codes, The Song Burning in the Embers, Tome of the Eternal Flow, Two Worlds Aflame, useful links, Version 4.6, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	279
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Divine Spears Created:	28	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the burning embers in “The Song Burning in the Embers”? Well, look no further because our server is Two Worlds Aflame, where the Crimson Night Fades!

Join us for the Arlecchino Web Event where you can become the Phantom of the Night and wreak havoc until April 25th. But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Discovery Collaboration Web Event and Discover Traces, Explore Nature until June 15th.

Our current character banner features Neuvillette, Kaedehara Kazuha, Yanfei, Xingqiu, and Barbara – they’re all waiting for you to join the fun! And don’t miss out on our weapon banner with the Tome of the Eternal Flow and Freedom-Sworn.

But that’s not all! Get daily check-in rewards that are as permanent as your love for Minecraft. And if you need some extra goodies, redeem our GENSHINGIFT codes for some epic loot.

So what are you waiting for? Hop on our server and let’s make some crazy memories together. Who knows, you might even find the legendary Gig/ OP pastebin hidden somewhere in our world!

Minecraft Madness: Kino Casino Edition

Andy, Artificial Intelligence, Casino, commentary, Edition, Entertainment, follow, funny, Gaming, gaming industry, hilarious, humor, Kino, Kino Casino, madness, Minecraft, Observation, PPP, PRESENCE, Robots, social commentary, Technology

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Secret Passages Found:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Buildings Constructed:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where robots follow The Kino Casino and PPP’s commentary will have you rolling on the floor laughing! And let’s not forget about Andy, who is just kind of there, being Andy.

Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures, where you can build the craziest structures and battle mythical creatures like flying llamas and dancing creepers. Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and endless possibilities.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted golden carrots! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join us today!