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| Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 4685 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 25 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
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join us and u will be transported to a world where u can build ur dream castle, battle dragons, and ride pigs like a boss. plus, we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. it’s lit, trust me.
we also have the most epic events, like a potato sack race with Endermen or a fashion show with zombies. u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next.
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