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MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6033
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Emeralds Found:	4420	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

action, Anime, Bloody, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, dark fantasy, death, Demons, Denji, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Makima, Manga, Mania, Revenge, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, tragic, violence

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	384
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magic Items Found:	4070
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	479
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Animals Bred:	127	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

#my hero academia, Analysis, Anime, Challenges, Crafty, Decline, Downfall, Drop, HARD, Harder, Industry, Manga, market, McCraftface, mha, MHAs, profit, Ratings, Revenue, Sales, sales drop, Struggling, what went wrong

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Mines Excavated:	1853	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server

administration team, bedrock, Beta Testing, Discord, discord TOS, Diversity, Entertainment, Immersive, Inclusivity, Java compatible, minecraft server, MVPS, Nova Realms SMP, Novarealms, real, restrictions, Server, smp, staff applications, villagers

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Votes:	1982
Players Killed by Monsters:	7172	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Star Shards Collected:	294
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Nova Realms SMP
:construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing!
:people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity!
:no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone!
:clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players!
:tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining
:mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends!
(we are also accepting staff applications)

If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

We hope to see you there!

Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team

https://discord.gg/e69zCs3Cnr

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!

Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Crafty Berserk Bonanza

#youtube, action, Adventure, Anime, berserk, bonanza, CHAPTERS, Community, Crafty, Daily, dark fantasy, discussion, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fun, join us, Manga, Most Enjoyable, Not Porn, reading, Thread, Video

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Divine Spears Created:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild and berserk adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we also have daily “Berserk Thread” readings where we gather around and dive into the craziest chapters of the Berserk manga. It’s not porn, but it’s still pretty good, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off creepers while discussing the deep themes of friendship and betrayal in Berserk? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4 (Disclaimer: link may or may not lead to actual Berserk content)

Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding

awkward, Bonding, boundary crossing, desire, eye contact, family, fetish, Forbidden, Guilty, handjob, inappropriate, Incest, Intimacy, kink, Land, Lust, Minecraft, older sister, Receiving, secret, Server, sexual tension, Siblings, Sisterly, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Dimension Hops:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Star Shards Collected:	205

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for the unique experience of receiving a dry handjob from your older sister as you both gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. It’s a bonding experience like no other, and you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and questionable family dynamics!

PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?

Adventure, Cities, Destination, discovery, dude, Europe, Exploration, geography, Hiding, Italian culture, italy, landmarks, location, Mediterranean, peninsula, Pizzacraft, Regions, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, trip, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5542
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Zombie Dances:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Towns Built:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Oh, you won’t find this lad in Italy, you’ll find him in the magical land of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas through the streets of Venice, build a pizza castle in Naples, and battle creepers in the Colosseum! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret pasta mine hidden deep underground…just watch out for the spaghetti monsters! So come join us and experience Italy like never before, only on our crazy Minecraft server!

Blocky Booty Bouncers: Where Creeper Love Happens

blocky, BOOTY, Bouncers, Country, creeper, cross-cultural comparisons, cultural norms, global perspectives, Intimacy, love, relationships, sex, sexual activity, sexual attitudes, sexual behavior, sexual culture, sexual customs, sexual experiences, sexual habits, sexual practices, sexual preferences, sexual traditions, social norms, societal expectations, taboo

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Void Armor Forged:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on flying pigs. Our server is so epic, even the creepers have learned how to twerk!

And if you’re into scandalous gossip, you’ll love our chat feature where players discuss the most pressing question of all time: “Do you have sex in your country?” Trust us, the answers will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Kronii’s Crazy Minecraft Adventure: AAAAAAA Edition

#ILLLETVT, #LOOKATYOURTITS, #PLEASEPUTITBACK, AAAAAAA, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, Adventure, crazy, Edition, Kronii, Kroniis, Minecraft, why

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t have any rules here, except for one: you must scream “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” at the top of your lungs every time you log in. Why, you ask? Well, because it’s fun, duh!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Kronii, who will grant you three wishes in exchange for a dance-off.

But beware, there’s a mischievous VT roaming the server, stealing people’s items and hiding them in the most ridiculous places. If you can find your missing diamond sword in the belly of a giant slime, you’ll earn the title of “Master Detective” and be hailed as a hero among players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything is possible and chaos reigns supreme! Just remember to keep screaming “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” or risk being banished to the realm of boring servers. Let the madness begin!

Pixelated Pals: Where Reality Meets Virtual Blocks

blocks, comedic, comedic actor, comedic genius, comedic moment, comedic performance, comedic relief, comedic scene, comedic timing, comedy, Entertainment, funny, hilarious, humor, Laughter, meets, PALS, pixelated, Reality, takes off VR set, Technology, virtual, virtual reality, virtual reality humor, VR comedy, vr headset

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4198
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can party with skeletons and zombies all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays enchanted eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.