Union’s Dumbest Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve gathered the dumbest motherfuckers in the Union all in one place for your entertainment. These players are so bad, they make creepers look like geniuses.

Join us if you’re tired of dealing with the worst drivers, worst people, and proud of absolutely nothing in your state. Our server is a safe haven for all those who want to escape the mediocrity of everyday life and embrace the madness of our community.

Do you have a region in your country that you just can’t stand? Well, on our server, you can unleash all your frustrations and take it out on virtual blocky buildings instead! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong enemies along the way.

CatCraft Survival (Java & Bedrock)

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Embark on an unforgettable journey in CatCraft, an immersive and feature-rich Minecraft Survival SMP designed for players seeking the perfect blend of excitement and simplicity. Join our welcoming community, where seasoned and new players come together to explore, learn, and thrive in a vibrant world brimming with endless possibilities!

✨ Unleash Your Creativity in CatCraft – Here’s What Awaits You: ✨

🌍 Explore the Expansive Realms: Dive into our ever-expanding, never-resetting Overworld, including the newly launched Green Realm teeming with untold adventures!

🌳 Instant Tree Chopping & Veinmining Support: Enjoy seamless resource gathering with our efficient tree chopping and veinmining addition – perfect for builders and miners alike!

💎 Diamond Economy: Shape CatCraft’s economy with our community driven diamond-based economy and bustling Market, packed with unique player-owned shops.

🔥 Latest Minecraft Version (1.20.1): Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates, enhancing your gameplay with fresh content and endless exploration.

🎮 Java & Bedrock Compatibility: Play on your preferred platform, as our server fully supports both Java and Bedrock editions.

🌐 Worldwide Community & Staff: Connect with friendly players and supportive staff from various time zones, ensuring a vibrant and helpful community around the clock.

🛡️ Grief Protection & Smooth Performance: Experience uninterrupted fun with our powerful servers, top-notch grief protection, and lag-free gameplay.

🎉 Regular Events & Activities: Participate in engaging events and activities curated by our dedicated staff, keeping the CatCraft experience fresh and entertaining.

Join CatCraft today and become a part of our ever-growing community. Adventure awaits – are you ready to answer the call? 🌟

pm.catcraft.net

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where mops are swords and brooms are pickaxes!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Main Goal	Fun worldbuilding via roleplay, nations, and conflict
Community	Friendly community accepting of all
Events	In-game community events
Application Process	Simple application to filter out wrong-doers

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, you need to go through an application process. Simply talk about your plans for interaction and any lore you have in mind and read the rules.

2. What is the main focus of the server?

The main focus is fun worldbuilding through roleplay, nations, and conflict. Players create deep connections between nations and characters, interact with others, and develop their own stories.

3. Are there community events on the server?

Yes, there are in-game community events that everyone can participate in and enjoy.

4. Is the community welcoming to all players?

Yes, the community is accepting of all peoples, except for those who do not follow the rules or are mean-spirited.

5. Where can I find more information about the server?

You can join the Janitor’s Closet Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/W2HDCptfjb

Log Fag’s Pumpkin Smash

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, come join our server where the log fag from Smashing Pumpkins is a regular player! That’s right, you can mine diamonds with a rock legend by your side.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These feathered warriors will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Enderman. Dance the night away with mobs of all shapes and sizes, because on our server, anything is possible.

So come join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a log fag.

MineCrafty Mics

100 euros, audio interface, better options, Calls, desk mics, microphones, Mics, minecrafty, pic related, usb, video creation

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Are you tired of sounding like a potato on your calls and videos? Join our Minecraft server and upgrade to our exclusive Diamond Desk Mic for only 100 euros! This mic will make you sound like a professional Minecraft streamer, even if you’re just yelling at creepers in your mom’s basement. Plus, it’s USB so you don’t have to worry about spending extra money on an audio interface. Trust us, once you start using our Diamond Desk Mic, you’ll never go back to sounding like a noob again!

Welcome to Mystmoor: Where Cheaters Never Prosper and Creepers Refer to Themselves in Third Person

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Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP

Features
Friendly staff ready to help.
Authentic vanilla gameplay with sensible enhancements.
Overworld in which immersive builds are promoted.
The challenge of Hard mode.
Strong measures against cheating and grief.
No pay-to-win.

– We’re currently hosting a building competition that ends this Saturday – compete for the prestigious title of Master Builder!

Feel free to check out our website and join our Discord to start your journey with us today!

Follow us on Instagram for updates.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	First, join our Discord and follow the instructions on the website to apply for whitelist.
Is there a minimum age requirement?	We welcome players of all ages as long as they follow our rules and guidelines.
Are mods or cheats allowed?	No, we have strict measures against cheating and mods that give unfair advantages.
Can I participate in the building competition?	Yes, all members are eligible to join the competition and showcase their building skills.
Is there a limit on how many players can join?	We have a limited whitelist to maintain a close-knit community, but we do periodically review and add new members.

Crafty Chaos

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild, untamed country where anything goes!

Join us if you want to witness pigs flying, cows doing the Macarena, and creepers breakdancing. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in just 5 seconds using only a wooden pickaxe. Rumor has it he once defeated an army of zombies by throwing potatoes at them.

So why is this country allowed to exist? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

WumpaCraft: Where Wumpagoniacs Unite in Pavilion #24!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t just build, we smoke meth and avoid touching pot like the plague. Our players are so hardcore, they’ve been known to raid villages and steal all the diamonds without getting caught – now that’s talent!

But that’s not all – we have a strict rule about not running from other players, unless you want to risk getting shot with a virtual arrow. And don’t be surprised if you stumble upon some questionable activities like…uh, well, let’s just say we have a unique way of playing the game.

So if you’re ready to join a server where anything goes and where being a ‘goniac’ is the norm, then come on down and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Just be prepared for anything – and we mean anything!

✅ FREE DONATION ▶️ DUELS ⭐ DOMER SERVER ❤️ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “FREE DONATION DUELS SERVER OF DOMER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

couch.mineblaze.xyz

VtuberCraft: Shark Jumpers

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is here to take you on a wild ride through the wackiest world of blocks you’ve ever seen!

Join us if you want to witness flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena while you try to defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a game of hide and seek. Can you find him before he finds you?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. Or you might just get pranked by a mischievous group of villagers. Either way, it’s guaranteed to be a hilarious time!

Crafty McCraftface: The Legend of Server No. 65760379

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our kpop-themed server and get ready to dance your way to victory!

Why join, you ask? Well, because our server is filled with pixelated versions of your favorite kpop idols! Imagine building a house next to a blocky BTS or having a virtual dance-off with a cubic Blackpink member. It’s like a kpop fan’s dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden kpop albums scattered throughout the server, you’ll unlock a secret concert where the mobs drop glowsticks instead of loot. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper doing the Gangnam Style dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our kpop Minecraft server today and get ready for a musical adventure like no other! Who knew that mining for diamonds could be so groovy?

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ores Mined:	2190
Zombie Dances:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	112	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	130	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Void Armor Forged:	12
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Ores Mined:	9297
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Enchantments Applied:	227
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Potions Brewed:	146

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Towns Built:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Essential worst people Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

2. What is the main focus of the server?

3. Are there community events on the server?

4. Is the community welcoming to all players?

5. Where can I find more information about the server?

Mystmoor: Vanilla SMP

FAQ