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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 7750 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 196 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 15 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6746 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the missing state of South Australia! Why would you want to join, you ask? Well, first of all, it’s the worst part of Australia, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride.
But wait, there’s more! Only on our server can you live out your dream of being a serial killer without any consequences. That’s right, no jail time here, just pure chaos and mayhem.
And if that’s not enticing enough, we also offer easier immigration for all you aspiring migrants. Want to start a new life in a virtual world? Look no further than our server.
Oh, and did we mention we have a thriving meth market? Get your fix and build some epic structures at the same time. Who knew Minecraft could be so versatile?
So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the law, but who’s counting?).
