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“Why so much hate on male self insert characters” Minecraft SMP

ANNOYING, bland, Chad, Character, Characters, criticism, dunning kruger, FANTASY, Gender Roles, Girls, harem fantasies, hate, insert, Male, male self insert, married life, Minecraft, monogamic, Projection, Protagonist, Shoujo self insert, smp, soulless, Stereotypes

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7516
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Players Killed by Monsters:	3623	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring, soulless protagonists in your Minecraft SMP? Look no further! Join our server where you can project all your harem fantasies onto a character who is just as bland and annoying as you want them to be. Surround yourself with a group of amazing girls who are way out of your league, and somehow still manage to attract Chad’s attention. It’s a monogamous married life waiting to happen, so why not join us today? Pic unrelated, but the fun you’ll have is guaranteed!

Lady Rage Minecraft Server

brotherhood, civil servant, disgrace, Duty, female cop, FIRED, Firefighters, government job, institution, lady, Men, Military, Minecraft, Police, porn, private life, Prostitute, RAGE, second job, Server, Sluts, Traditions, Woman Hate, women in jobs

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8490
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Meteorites Collected:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchantments Applied:	138	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a group of government workers on a girls’ night out? Look no further! Our server is filled with women in civil servant and government jobs who are not afraid to show off their…uh, skills. From police officers to firefighters, these ladies are breaking all the rules and turning tradition on its head. Join us if you want to see some real action – both on and off duty! Just remember, what happens on the server, stays on the server. 😉🚔🔥 #GirlsGoneMinecraft #TraditionBreakers #JoinTheFun

Curious Minecraft SMP Art Critics

Analysis, art, art critics, art world, artist, artwork, Assessment, commentary, Critics, critique, Curious, discussion, Evaluation, Feedback, Interpretation, judgment, Minecraft, Observation, opinion, Painting, perspective, response, review, smp, Viewpoint

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4190
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Love Letters Sent:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Crops Grown:	9792	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing people build are dirt houses and cobblestone towers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate art gallery of Minecraft! We have players creating masterpieces that would make even Picasso jealous. From pixel art of giant chickens to statues of famous historical figures made entirely out of diamond blocks, our server is a visual feast for the eyes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic Minecraft drama you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players fighting over a virtual piece of land, using TNT cannons and lava buckets to settle their dispute. It’s like a soap opera, but with more explosions!

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you find a community of builders, pranksters, and drama queens all in one place? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT cannons).

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Bag of Blocks – Minecraft Server

4koma, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blocks, blue archive, Chise, Commissions, Events, field, general, Grand Assault, guides, Heavy Armor, hovercraft, Izuna, lessons, Light Armor, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, student council, swimsuit, The Fury of Set, Torment, Urban

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	328
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
New Chunks Explored:	725398	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6941	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be! Join us for epic battles, insane events, and wacky adventures that will leave you laughing for days.

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a grand assault on Binah, an urban torment with heavy armor. But wait, there’s a twist – the armor is made of cheese! Yes, you heard that right, cheese armor. And if that’s not enough, we also have a limit break assault where you have to fend off the fury of Set while wearing a tutu. It’s madness, it’s mayhem, it’s Minecraft like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most exclusive banners featuring characters in swimsuits. Because why fight in regular armor when you can battle it out in a bikini? And don’t even get us started on the patch notes – they’re wilder than a herd of llamas on a rampage.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and prepare for the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bonkers gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Weed Bro or Hashish Buddy Minecraft SMP

Bro, buddy, Cannabis, CBD, DRUG, Ganja, hash, hash oil, hashish, hashish buddy, HERB, HIGH, Marijuana, mary jane, Minecraft, Pot, smoking, smp, Stoner, Thc, TOKING, Weed, weed bro

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the dankest place to be for all you weed bros and hashish buddies out there!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs are all high on enchanted golden apples and the creepers explode in a rainbow of colors. We’ve got a secret underground base where we grow the rarest strains of Minecraft weed and trade them for emeralds.

But beware, the server owner is a crazy wizard who can turn you into a chicken if you dare to challenge him in a build battle. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond armor-wearing llama that roams the land, looking for unsuspecting players to prank.

So if you’re ready for a truly lit Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of weed and wonder!

Lolli Skates Minecraft Server

amusement, amusement park, amusement park attraction, amusement park entertainment, amusement park fun, amusement park ride, amusement ride, chuckles, comedy, Entertainment, Fun, funny skates, giggles, humor, Laughter, Lollerskates, Lolli, Minecraft, roller coaster, roller skates, rollerblading, Server, silly skates, skates

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2073
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will guide you through building the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks, emerald ore, and even a hidden portal to the Nether. But shh, don’t tell anyone!

3. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit surrounded by flying pigs. It’s a battle like no other, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

4. We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs in the game wear party hats and dance to dubstep music. It’s a sight to behold.

So what are you waiting for? Join Lollerskates today and experience Minecraft like never before!

Total hololive Victory Minecraft SMP

Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, hololive, hololive dies, Humiliation, internet culture, Japanese idols, learn, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, Online Community, online personalities, POSTERS, posters humiliated, smp, social media, TOTAL, Total hololive Victory, Victory, virtual idols, virtual reality

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8021
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	207
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the chaos and hilarity you could ever want!

Join us and witness the epic battles between the hololive die-hard fans and the meme lords who keep trolling them. Will the posters ever learn their lesson? Probably not, but it’s hilarious to watch them try!

We have crazy events like “Build Battle: Hololive Edition” where you have to build the most outrageous hololive-inspired creation to win epic prizes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground bunker where all the rarest loot is hidden – if you can find it, that is!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and become part of the madness. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos!

Toilet-bound Hanako-kun Minecraft Server

Anime, bathroom, chapter 109, comedy, Daily, ghost, HanakoKun, Haunted, japanese, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, occult, School, series, Server, SHONEN, Spook, Supernatural, toilet bound hanako kun, ToiletBound, Updates, urban legend, WEEKLY

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Potions Brewed:	147	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further than Spook 109! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Spook 109 and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of zombie chickens wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players could defeat them and claim the treasure for themselves.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on the server that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Imagine building a house out of cheddar or fighting off creepers made of gouda. The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join Spook 109 today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what other wacky surprises await you in this one-of-a-kind server!

The Zombie Slayer Minecraft SMP

action, Challenges, Characters, controls, criticism, Difficulty, DISAPPOINTING, enemies, frustrating, gameplay, Horror, Minecraft, NEGATIVE, resident evil, review, slayer, smp, Storyline, SUCKS, Survival, Thread, video game, zombie

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2899
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of boring SMPs where the gameplay is as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite!

Join us for a wild ride where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, do business deals with zombies, and try not to get scammed by skeletons. It’s chaos, but hey, at least it’s entertaining!

But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen – and probably will.