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Blocky McBlockface: Where the only thing boring is our name!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Buildings Constructed:	40
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Votes:	2069
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and survive? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us if you want to destroy your ass in the most epic and hilarious ways possible. We’ve got crazy challenges like riding pigs off cliffs, playing lava parkour, and even battling giant chickens with diamond swords. Trust us, your ass will never be the same after joining our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s destroy some asses together!

¡HolaCraft! Where even the creepers say ‘¡Ay caramba!’

accent, Alluring, caramba, charming, CREEPERS, culture, dialect, Exotic, FLUENT, Foreign, Hispanic, HolaCraft, Kino, Language, linguistics, most kino, most Spanish accent, native, pronunciation, spain, Spanish, Spanish accent, speaking

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9061
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	32	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Villages Defended:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Emeralds Found:	5708	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers with bland accents? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic Spanish accent you’ve ever heard! Picture this: as you’re mining for diamonds, you hear a voice saying “¡Hola, amigo! ¿Necesitas ayuda?” in the most suave and charming way possible. It’s like getting serenaded by Antonio Banderas while playing Minecraft. Join us for the accent alone, trust us, it’s worth it!

Holocraft: Vtubers Unite – The Ultimate Hololive English Server!

Alumni, ceres fauna, English, FUWAMOCOch, gawr gura, hakos baelz, HoloCraft, hololive, hololive english, HololiveEN, irys, koseki bijou, mori calliope, Myth, Nanashi Mumei, nerissa ravencroft, Ninomae Ina’nis, ouro kronii, Server, shiori novella, takanashi kiara, tsukumo sana, Ultimate, unite, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, Vtubers, Watson Amelia

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	150	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and craziness that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, of course).

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Hololive English VTubers decided to create the most epic Minecraft server in the universe. They built towering castles made entirely of cake, rode pigs into battle against armies of zombie chickens, and even tamed dragons to do their bidding. And guess what? You can be a part of this epic adventure too!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on a journey of laughter, friendship, and pure, unadulterated chaos. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one meme at a time!

CraftyCraft: Where Baldur’s Gate 3 Fans Go to Forget and Build Epic Worlds

anticipation, Baldurs, baldurs gate 3, BUILD, Competition, CraftyCraft, criticism, delayed, Disappointment, Epic, Expectations, fan base, Fans, forget, Forgotten, Gaming Community, Gate, greatest game, hype, letdown, Marketing, overshadowed, Promotion, Release, RPG, underwhelming, video game, worlds

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	99
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of waiting for Baldur’s Gate 3 to finally release? Well, fret not my friend, because we have the perfect alternative for you – our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world so epic, even the gods themselves are jealous. Build your own castle, tame dragons, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the developers of Baldur’s Gate 3 actually got their inspiration from our server. That’s right, they were so blown away by our creativity and ingenuity that they decided to make their own game.

So why waste your time waiting for a game that may never come out when you can join us and have the time of your life? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today!

World of Brazilian Shenanigans: Office Edition

Atlas, Brazil, Brazilian, Center, Chairman Lula, China, Civilisations, Defeat, Edition, Glory, Great Nation, guiding force, leader, MINOR, nation, new, office, Office of These Things, Party, russia, Shenanigans, world, World Map, Zeus

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Brazil is the center of the universe! Forget about boring old maps that put other countries first, we’ve got Chairman Lula leading the way and slashing minor civilizations like China and Russia with a single slash of his pickaxe. Join us for a world where Zeus himself couldn’t defeat our epic Atlas, filled with glory and partying like never before. So come on, join us and let’s show the world who’s boss on this crazy Minecraft server! And remember, GANJ in the chat for good luck!

Obligatory LOLcraft: Where Living is Optional!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Mines Excavated:	3834	Farms Harvested:	419
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re expected to actually work for your resources? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in living life to the fullest – and that means no work allowed!

Join our server and experience a world where the only thing you’ll be working on is perfecting your dance moves in front of the virtual mirror. Build your dream house without lifting a finger, because on our server, the blocks magically arrange themselves!

But be warned, the mobs on our server have a killer sense of humor. You might find yourself being chased by a pack of zombie clowns or attacked by a gang of skeleton pirates. It’s all part of the fun on our server where the only rule is to have a good time.

So why waste your precious living hours working on a Minecraft server when you could be partying it up with us? Join now and let the good times roll!

GF-Getting Yugioh Protagonist Minecraft Server

Adventure, Anime, card games, DATING, dueling, FANTASY, fictional couples, GFGetting, Girlfriend, japanese animation, love, Main character, Manga, Minecraft, Protagonist, relationships, romance, Server, Significant Other, Television series, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yugioh, YuGiOh protagonist

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Crops Grown:	5311	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can join the only Minecraft server where the protagonist of Yu-Gi-Oh actually managed to get a girlfriend! That’s right, forget about saving the world from evil forces or dueling with powerful monsters – our server is all about love and romance!

Join now to witness the epic love story unfold as our protagonist navigates the ups and downs of dating while also trying to survive in the harsh world of Minecraft. Will their relationship withstand the challenges of creepers, zombies, and skeletons? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll also find insane mini-games like “Duel of Love” where players battle it out for the chance to win a romantic dinner date with the protagonist and their girlfriend. Plus, we have exclusive skins and accessories inspired by the couple’s iconic outfits from the show.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most unique and hilarious Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had! Who knows, you might even find love yourself…or at least a diamond sword.

Crafty Anons: ‘Hey /b/’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Imagine a world where creepers wear party hats and skeletons break out into dance battles instead of shooting arrows. That’s right, on our server, the mobs have more moves than Jagger!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bandits, a group of mischievous players who roam the land on giant chickens, raiding villages and leaving a trail of chaos in their wake. Join them if you dare, or try to stop their shenanigans and earn some epic loot in the process.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: our server is rumored to be home to the rarest of all Minecraft creatures – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. Legend has it that whoever can find and tame one of these majestic beasts will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a world of wacky wonders and outrageous adventures. Just remember, on this server, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your Minecraft life!

SpamCraft: Where Autistic Spammers Rule the World!

autistic, Behavior, Community, control, cyberbullying, filtering, Harassment, inappropriate, internet, long trail tags, Moderation, more, Needs, ONLINE, Prevention, rule, Spamcraft, spammers, Spamming, tagging, Trolls, Website, world

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3569
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers with no chaotic energy? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the autistic spammers out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with nonsensical chat messages, random memes, and endless trolling. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have constant chaos and laughter? Come join us and be part of the madness today!

Crafty Cows and Cluckers: ‘She’s right’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3560
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a banana instead of a pickaxe. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a journey through a lava-filled cave while dodging flaming chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants wishes (but only if you can defeat the giant zombie potato guarding it)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!