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StreetLootCraft

bizarre items, curious artifacts, odd street finds, Oddities, out of place, peculiar findings, peculiar items, peculiar sightings, quirky objects, random encounters, Rare Treasures, strange discoveries, strange objects, street finds, StreetLootCraft, surprising finds, uncommon treasures, unexpected discoveries, unique discoveries, UNUSUAL, unusual sightings

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	2264
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Emeralds Found:	9495	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Have you ever stumbled upon a unicorn riding a unicycle while juggling flaming swords on the street? No? Well, that’s just a typical day on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected surprises and wacky adventures. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next? So come on, don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the madness begin!

CraftyThieves: Blinken’s Bedrock Blunder

40 thieves, Ali Baba, arab world, bedrock, blinken, Blinken meeting, Blinkens, blunder, Conflict Resolution, CraftyThieves, Diplomacy, diplomacy breakdown, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic incident, Emirati, Emirati-Palestinian relations, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East peace process, Palestinian, political tension, shouting match, us foreign policy

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	3942

HEY YOU!! YEAH YOU!! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN ALI BABA AND THE 40 THIEVES WOULD WANNA BE A PART OF IT??

THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, THAT EVEN EMIRATI AND PALESTINIAN DUDES HAD A SHOUTING MATCH ABOUT IT DURING A BLINKEN MEETING!! LIKE, CAN YOU IMAGINE??

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, CREEPERS THAT DANCE, AND A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH CAKE!!

JOIN US NOW AND BE A PART OF THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!! 🎮🔥🍰

AgentBlock007

#undercover mission, action, AgentBlock007, aston martin, British, classic, Conspicuous, DB5, Espionage, famous character, film, gadget, iconic, james bond, luxury car, Movie, revolving number plates, secret agent, silver, Spy, Thriller

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

u want a minecraft server that is as crazy as james bond’s revolving number plates? well, look no further cuz this server is like driving a silver DB5 in the middle of a rainbow parade!

join us for the most epic adventures you can imagine, like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens or building a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano!

we have the friendliest community of players who are always down for a good laugh and some epic pranks. plus, our moderators are like secret agents, always watching out for any creepers trying to ruin the fun.

so come on, join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server you’ll ever experience! who needs a silver DB5 when you can have this much fun?!

PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft

body image, correlation, firearms, gun control, gun ownership, Insecurity, male psychology, Masculinity, mens health, mental health, penis size, PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft, personal satisfaction, research findings, self esteem, self-perception, societal norms, statistical analysis, survey results, toxic masculinity, weapon possession

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Astral Projections Made:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Divine Spears Created:	27
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Buildings Constructed:	32

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha.

you know what else? we got a secret underground bunker where all the creepers hang out and plot their next attack. but don’t worry, we got a team of ninja chickens ready to take them down.

oh, and get this, if you join our server, you automatically get a diamond sword that shoots lasers. yeah, you heard me right, LASER SWORDS.

plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock the power to turn into a dragon and breathe fire on all your enemies.

so what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it. oh, and studies show that men who are less dissatisfied with the size of their penises are more likely to own guns than other men. just sayin’.

Survival Legends: Where mining for diamonds is easier than finding a real job! 1.20.4 Economy AuraSkills AuctionHouse land-claims US/EU Based

1.20.4, Active, Auctionhouse, auraskills, Based, Community, Craft, diamonds, Discord, easier, Economy, Environment, Experience, finding, Friends, Fun, improve, Ip:, Job, Landclaims, Legends, Memories, Mining, Open, Play, player, real, Server, smp, Staff, supportive, Survival, USEU, ushering, Wonderful

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3004
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Survival Legends
Server Type	Survival-lite SMP
Core Aspect	Free 2 play with in-game economy
Community	Community of friends focused on fun and good memories
Staff	Active and supportive staff
IP	SurvivalLegends.serverminer.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/uTVX26nD9D

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Is the server free to play?

Yes, the server is free to play and all in-game items are obtainable within the built-in economy.

What type of server is Survival Legends?

Survival Legends is a Survival-lite SMP server focused on creating a fun and memorable experience for players.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP: SurvivalLegends.serverminer.com

Is there a Discord server for Survival Legends?

Yes, there is a Discord server for Survival Legends. You can join us at: https://discord.gg/uTVX26nD9D

Are there active staff members on the server?

Yes, Survival Legends has an active and supportive staff who work to ensure that players can enjoy the server to the fullest.

How can I contribute to improving the server?

You can provide feedback and suggestions to the staff members on the server or on the Discord server. Your input is valuable in helping us fine-tune and improve the server.

What can I expect when playing on Survival Legends?

You can expect a welcoming community, fun gameplay, and a supportive staff team who are dedicated to providing a great experience for all players.

Are there any rules I should be aware of on the server?

Yes, there are rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules posted on the server or on the Discord server.

Can I invite my friends to play on Survival Legends?

Yes, you are encouraged to invite your friends to join the server and be a part of the Survival Legends community.

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

creepy, creepycraft, creepypasta, fear, Gaming, Help, Horror, internet, irrational fear, Mario, meme, mental health, Minecraft, online bullying, Online Community, Phobia, retard, Scared, Server, Therapy, trolling, TV screen, video games

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	653132	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Crops Grown:	1759	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18

Are you tired of boring old creepypastas scaring you? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing reaching out at you is a friendly blocky hand offering you diamonds! Forget about Mario creeping you out, on our server, he’s too busy mining for resources to bother you. Plus, our community is so hilarious, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget all about those silly creepypastas. So come join us and let’s mine and laugh our way to victory!

BaldCraft Minecraft Server – Where Short Chubby Men without Cars Thrive!

4/10 men, attractiveness, BaldCraft, balding, body image, cars, CHUBBY, Confidence, dating app, dating struggles, discrimination, Insecurity, Jealousy, Men, Minecraft, non-obese girlfriends, physical appearance, Poor, rejection, relationships, self esteem, Server, short, skinny fat, societal standards, Thrive

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	9669
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even short, balding, chubby or skinny-fat 4/10 guys without cars can find love! Yes, you heard that right – our server is like a magical love potion for all the underdogs out there.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of our virtual world, when suddenly, a non-obese 5/10 girlfriend appears out of nowhere and starts building a castle with you. Who needs a car when you have a Minecraft girlfriend, am I right?

Forget about dating apps, on our server, love is just a block away. So join now and witness the most epic love stories unfold in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your soulmate while fighting off creepers and building epic structures. Love is in the air, and it smells like diamond ore.

MomMoveOutCraft

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, de-escalation, family, guilt tripping, Helping, MomMoveOutCraft, moving out, newly weds, personal situation, personal space, relationships, rent free, Support, telling my mom it’s time to move out, Therapy, Tough Decisions, tough love

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4589
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	817083	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of feeling like you’re walking on eggshells in your own home? Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the guilt trips and drama of real life? Look no further!

Join our server for a wild adventure where you can build your dream home without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our community is full of supportive players who understand the importance of personal space and boundaries.

Embark on quests, battle monsters, and explore new worlds without the fear of someone guilt tripping you into letting them stay rent-free. Our server is the perfect escape from real life drama, where you can focus on having fun and building epic creations.

So come join us and leave the guilt trips behind! Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and start building your dream world, guilt-free!

CreeperLoveCraft

amusing bedroom blunders, amusing intimacy tales, awkward sex, awkward sex moments, comedic bedroom blunders, comical bedroom incidents, CreeperLoveCraft, embarrassing moments, entertaining sex mishaps, funny bedroom mishaps, funny hookup stories, funny love making stories, funny sex anecdotes, funny sex stories, funny sexual experiences, hilarious experiences, humorous sex escapades, humorous sexual encounters, laughable sex moments, sex fails, silly sex mishaps

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Farms Harvested:	674
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magic Items Found:	2290	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From exploding pigs to dancing chickens, you never know what you’ll encounter next on our server.

But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who love to share their funniest sex stories while playing Minecraft. Who knew building blocks could lead to such wild conversations?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server around, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what might happen next!

PipeDreamsMC – Minecraft server

Adventure, China, discovery, Exploration, hidden, Hiker, Hiking, Journey, landscape, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, Outdoor, pipe, PipeDreamsMC, remote, Scenic, Server, Tallest, travel, Waterfall

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT PIPES THAT FEED WATERFALLS TO CHINA! YEAH, A HIKER FOUND IT AND WAS LIKE “WOAH, THIS SERVER IS LIT!” COME BUILD YOUR OWN PIPE TO FEED WATERFALLS TO RANDOM PLACES! WHO KNOWS, MAYBE YOU’LL END UP FEEDING A WATERFALL TO THE MOON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A WATERFALL FEEDING MASTER!