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CupcakeCraft Minecraft Server

birthday celebrations, birthday desserts, birthday treats, boundary setting, cupcake drama, cupcake etiquette, CupcakeCraft, cupcakes, food theft, Minecraft, roommate agreements, roommate apologies, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontations, roommate disputes, roommate etiquette, roommate issues, roommates and relationships, Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Mines Excavated:	1013	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise that no one will steal your cupcakes! Unlike that roommate who ate all of them and blamed it on her boyfriend. Join us for a cupcake-filled adventure where you can build your own bakery and protect it from cupcake thieves.

We have a special Cupcake Protection Squad that will ensure your sweet treats are safe at all times. They will even build a fortress made entirely out of cupcakes to keep them secure. And if anyone dares to steal your cupcakes, they will be banished to the Cupcake-less Dimension where all they can eat is broccoli.

So come join our server and never worry about losing your cupcakes again. Plus, we have epic quests where you can battle evil cupcake monsters and save the world, one cupcake at a time. Trust us, this server is the sweetest place to be!

SurrogateCraft: Just Building Blocks!

aita, blocks, body image, body positivity, building, bullying, Exploitation, family dynamics, fertility, infertility, Insecurities, ivf, lying.., medical reasons, mental health, Pregnancy, privacy, Rumors, self esteem, surrogacy agency, surrogate, SurrogateCraft, weight loss

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2977
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	475	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mines Excavated:	1623

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as juicy as this drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this story.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who love to roleplay outrageous scenarios, just like the one above. From building giant statues of llamas to organizing epic battles between players dressed as pandas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even uncover some scandalous secrets along the way. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. 😉

MarryCraft Minecraft Server

Commitment, consequences, destiny, emotional baggage, fate, first love, life choices, Life decisions, long-term relationships, Love at first sight, Marriage, marriage vows, MarryCraft, Minecraft, partner compatibility, past relationships, personal growth, relationships, Self Discovery, Server, sexual experiences, soulmates, true love

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where marrying the first person you sleep with is the only way to survive! Imagine a world where your fate is sealed by your first Minecraft sleepover partner – will it be a creeper or a pig? Join us for the ultimate love or death experience!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and quests that will test your survival skills and your relationships. From building a house together to battling mobs side by side, you and your Minecraft spouse will conquer it all!

So why wait? Join our server now and see if you can find true love in the pixelated world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up living happily ever after with a blocky bride or groom!

PixelatedNudesMC

ai generated, Court, crime, criminal charges, cyberbullying, Digital Ethics, judicial system, law enforcement, Legal, Minors, naked images, online safety, PixelatedNudesMC, privacy, punishment, schoolchildren, sentences, social media, spain, Technology, teenagers

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

lol imagine being sent to prison for drawing naked pics of urself with crayons. that’s basically what happened to these 15 kids in spain. but don’t worry, our minecraft server is a safe space for all ur creative (and clothed) builds. join us and avoid the wrath of the ai overlords. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the fbi. shh, don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and build ur wildest dreams (as long as they’re not naked).

EldenCraft – Minecraft Server

#EIP, 485502140, action RPG, Bandai Namco, Build planner, Character planners, elden ring, EldenCraft, FromSoftware, general, Group password, Interactive map, Lands Between, Latest Patch, Main information document, map genie, Minecraft, Password, patch notes, previous, RPG, Server, spreadsheets

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	New Chunks Explored:	963324
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the lands between, where you can team up with your friends to take on epic quests and battle fearsome creatures.

But wait, there’s more! With our latest patch, you can now ride on the backs of giant eagles and soar through the skies like a true warrior. Our character planners will help you create the perfect build to dominate your enemies, and our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our group password is “erg” because why not? So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s conquer the lands between together!

CraftyLove Minecraft Server

CraftyLove, cultural expectations, DATING, Expectations, Fallacy, Gender Roles, Girlfriend, improve, long-term commitment, Minecraft, misconceptions, personal growth, relationship, romantic relationships, self development, self improvement, Server, social conditioning, societal beliefs, societal norms, societal pressure, societal standards, Stereotypes

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13

Tired of being told you need to “improve yourself for XX years” just to get a girlfriend? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, all you need to do is build a pixelated castle and boom – instant girlfriend! That’s right, our server is so magical that even your virtual relationships will flourish. Join now and say goodbye to the “improve yourself” nonsense!

SisNeedsBabysitMCServer

alternative arrangements, babysitting duty, Burnout, chaotic gremlins, constant supervision, daycare schedule, Divorce, family conflict, family dynamics, high strung, manual labor, no other options, refusing, risk sanity, SAHM, SisNeedsBabysitMCServer, sister’s kids, summer camp, tasmanian devils, varied schedule, working parents

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8418
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Void Armor Forged:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Crops Grown:	9478	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of babysitting your sister’s chaotic gremlins while trying to survive in the real world of adulting? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the most epic castle or finding diamonds!

On our server, you can unleash your inner Tasmanian devil without any consequences. No need for constant adult supervision here, just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, we have a daycare for all your virtual baby needs, so you can focus on mining and crafting without any distractions.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs sanity when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? It’s time to dig, build, and conquer – all without a single chaotic gremlin in sight. See you in the world of Minecraft!

Broke2Rich Minecraft Server

affordable eats, affordable indulgence, Broke2Rich, budget meals, budget-friendly meals, cheap eats, cheap food, comfort cuisine, comfort eats, comfort food, culinary delights, delicious dishes, economical dining, favorite foods, frugal dining, go-to snacks, guilty pleasure, indulgence, inexpensive cuisine, low cost meals, Minecraft, Server, tasty treats

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1611
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6491	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Are you a Minecraft player who loves eating cheap, greasy food like it’s your job? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky world where the only currency is leftover pizza crusts and ramen noodles. Build your empire out of empty chip bags and soda cans, and battle other players with your trusty hot sauce sword.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where players can mine for golden nuggets that grant them unlimited chicken nuggets for life. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the mythical Cheeseburger Canyon, where the rivers flow with melted cheese and the trees are made of bacon.

So come on down to our server and feast like a king on the most ridiculous food items you can imagine. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you have a never-ending supply of dollar store snacks? Join now and let the foodie fun begin!

BlockyBonerzCraft

BIZARRE, bizarre behavior, BlockyBonerzCraft, fetish, Freaky, horny, Kinky, Naughty, offbeat, outlandish, peculiar, strange, taboo, Unconventional, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Come join us on [Server Name] where things get a little… spicy. Our players have been known to build some pretty interesting structures when they’re feeling a certain type of way. From giant phallic towers to pixelated love nests, you never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world.

But that’s not all! We also have regular “H#rny Hour” events where players are encouraged to let their freak flags fly and get as creative as they want. Trust us, you’ve never seen redstone used in such… innovative ways before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s a little more risqué, a little more wild, and a whole lot more fun, come join us on [Server Name]. Just be sure to keep it PG-13 in the chat, okay?

DisinfoCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, cyber warfare, Deception, DisinfoCraft, disinformation campaigns, Espionage, Ethics, foreign intelligence agency, government tactics, influence operations, information warfare, Leaks.., Manipulation, Minecraft, Misinformation, morality, political interference, Propaganda, russia, security threats, Server, state-sponsored disinformation, West

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1864
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where u can do WHATEVER u want, no rules, no morals, just chaos and fun, just like russia’s foreign intelligence agency but in minecraft form. join us and be a part of the most epic disinformation campaign in the west, spread fake news, cause chaos, and just be a total troll. who needs ethics when u can have this much fun? join now and let’s take over the minecraft world with our crazy schemes and wild adventures. no rules, no limits, just pure mayhem. come join us, comrade, and let’s show the world how to really play minecraft.