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The Block Party Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, CLANDESTINE, Concealed, confusion, Curiosity, doubt, Enigma, hidden, Identity, inquiry, Minecraft, Mystery, Party, perplexity, puzzlement, query, question.., response, secret, Server, uncertainty, unknown, Wonder

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Players Killed by Monsters:	2556	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, boy do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the majestic rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of Hungry Hungry Hippos, with players riding on the backs of Ender Dragons and trying to gobble up as many sheep as possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Corner Hand Raiser Minecraft SMP

Body language, Communication, competitive spirit, Corner, Corners, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gestures, Hand, Minecraft, non-verbal communication, Raiser, raising hand, Respect, Signaling, smp, Soccer, sports etiquette, sports rules, Sportsmanship, sportsmanship in soccer, team sports, teamwork

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3762
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Are you tired of getting your ball stolen by sneaky players on other Minecraft SMPs? Well, on our server, we have a strict rule that if you raise your hand at corners, you are protected from any ball-kicking assholes! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic time where the only rule is to keep your hands up and your balls safe! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride.

NoPipeNoNeighbor

autistic adult, breach notice, Deception, Flooding, ground floor unit, Incompetence, insurance claim, isolation tap, legal action, neighbour dispute, Noisy, NoPipeNoNeighbor, plumbing works, property rights, Renovations, safe space, strata managed building, VCAT, VIOLATION, water pipe

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Buildings Constructed:	37
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only flooding you’ll experience is from your tears of laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where your upstairs neighbor’s water isolation tap is actually a secret entrance to a hidden dungeon filled with treasure and monsters. Will you be able to navigate through the flooded rooms and defeat the evil builders who caused the chaos?

But that’s not all – the Owners Corp is secretly a group of rogue players who will stop at nothing to claim the copper pipe as their own. Will you join forces with them or stand your ground and protect your property at all costs?

With lawyers, VCAT hearings, and $10k worth of drama, this server is not for the faint of heart. But if you’re up for a challenge and ready to defend your safe space from invaders, then come on down and join the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

TrueFriendSMP – Minecraft SMP

authentic friendship, Best Friend, close bond, Companionship, deep friendship, friendship, genuine connection, genuine friend, kindred spirit”, lifelong friend, loyalty, meaningful relationships, Minecraft, reliable friend, smp, soulmate, support system, true confidant, true friend, true friendship, TrueFriendSMP, Trust, trustworthy companion

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Runes Activated:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

When they didn’t steal your diamonds in Minecraft SMP! Join our server where the creepers are friendly, the pigs fly, and the villagers break out into dance parties every night.

But beware, there’s a secret underground society of chickens plotting to take over the server with their egg-splosive weapons. Only the bravest and most skilled players can stop them and save the day.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join us for a wild ride of epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and unforgettable friendships. Who knows, you might even find your new best friend in a cow wearing a top hat.

FunCraft2021

activities, Adventure, amusement, enjoyment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, FunCraft2021, games, Happiness, hobbies, joy, Laughter, leisure, pastimes, Playtime, Pleasure, Recreation, Relaxation, socializing, Unwinding

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2100
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mystical creature that grants wishes to all who find it. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a dragon into battle? Easy peasy. Want to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies? You got it!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, just wait until you hear about our annual lava surfing competition. Test your skills as you ride the fiery waves of molten rock, dodging flaming arrows and dodgy skeletons along the way.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare for the craziest, most exhilarating adventure of your pixelated life!

TaiwanCraft Minecraft Server

annexation, Asia-Pacific, China, cross-strait relations, Democracy, east asia, foreign policy, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Minecraft, Politics, president, regional security, resistance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, taiwan, Taiwan-China Conflict, TaiwanCraft, Taiwanese government, Taiwanese Independence, Tsai Ing-wen, Xi Jinping

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	6306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we FIGHT OFF the evil forces of CHINA trying to take over our pixelated land! Our new Taiwan president is a total BADASS and is ready to lead us to victory against the annexation! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some dumplings along the way! Don’t let China take over our server, come join the resistance and help us protect our blocky homeland! #TaiwanStrong #MinecraftWarriors #DumplingPower

UNIFIL3FireIsraeliTroops

ceasefire violation, Conflict Resolution, cross-border tensions, escalation of violence, firing incident, international news, Israeli troops, Lebanon Border, Middle East conflict, Military Action, military response, peace negotiations, peacekeeping mission, regional instability, security breach, southern Lebanon, U.N. source, UN peacekeepers, UNIFIL positions, UNIFIL3FireIsraeliTroops, united nations

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Emeralds Found:	5405	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where the action is so intense, it’s like Israeli troops firing at 3 UNIFIL positions in southern Lebanon! We’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and non-stop excitement that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart).

Come on down and experience the thrill of dodging arrows like a pro, building towering castles that would make even the most seasoned architect jealous, and exploring a world so vast and full of surprises, it’s like getting lost in a maze made of diamond blocks.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the virtual world of Minecraft)!

Mom’s Power Source: Mitochondria Mix-Up

batteries, body cells, cellular biology, cellular development, cellular energy, cellular function, cellular health, cellular structure, genetic inheritance, genetics, health consequences, Maternal inheritance, maternal mitochondria, Mitochondria, mitochondrial DNA, mitochondrial elimination, Mitochondrial function, mitochondrial health, Mitochondrial Research, mixup, moms, paternal mitochondria, power, research, source

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	5898	Buildings Constructed:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

so, like, u know how u get ur batteries from ur mom, right? well, on this server, we take that to a whole new level. like, ur entire body runs on mom’s batteries, no joke. but here’s the catch – if u don’t eliminate ur dad’s batteries like u should, u could face some serious health probs. like, ur body could glitch out or something, it’s wild.

but don’t worry, we got u covered on this server. we make sure only mom’s batteries are powering u up, so u can play all day without any worries. plus, we got some epic builds and crazy mini-games to keep u entertained. so come join us and let mom’s batteries fuel ur Minecraft adventures!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

4th anniversary, candace, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, chiori, Collei, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, genshin impact, gig, Minecraft, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Starlight Reverie, The Rainbow Destined to Burn, Third-Party Tools, uraku misugiri, Urgent Orders, useful links, Version 5.1, Web Event, Xilonen

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds!

Our server is so epic that even Xilonen herself would want to play here. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret character skins that will make your friends jealous.

But wait, there’s more! We have daily check-in rewards that are so good, you’ll think you’re dreaming. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a redeemable code that will give you a bazillion primogems (not really, but close enough).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Tapioca is the Worst Minecraft SMP Food

Biz, dessert, Food, Minecraft, opinion, smp, Tapioca, tapioca benefits, tapioca bubble tea, tapioca dessert, tapioca dishes, tapioca drinks, tapioca ingredients, tapioca milk tea, tapioca pearls, tapioca plant, tapioca pudding, tapioca recipe, tapioca snacks, tapioca starch, Thoughts, WORST

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	622
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Mines Excavated:	1022	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic battle between Biz and tapioca! Rumor has it that Biz has a deep-seated hatred for tapioca and will stop at nothing to rid the server of its slimy presence. Will tapioca fight back with its starchy powers? Only time will tell on our wacky and wild server! So come join us for a tapioca-filled adventure like no other!