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BoomTownCraft

A bomb, BoomTownCraft, commemoration, controversy, Diplomacy, exclusion, global peace efforts, hiroshima, historical event, international relations, Israel, Mayor, nagasaki, nuclear disarmament, nuclear weapons, peace ceremony, Peacebuilding, political statement, Remembrance, war survivors, world war II

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5938
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7934	New Chunks Explored:	496201
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not like a-bomb, but like the bomb diggity. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, seriously, we got pigs that can fly and cows that shoot lasers out of their eyes. it’s wild, man.

and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, we’re totally cool with it. it’s all part of the fun, you know?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty epic. you can ride it while dodging lava and fireballs. it’s a real adrenaline rush, let me tell ya.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s out of this world, literally, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for those laser-shooting cows, they’re a real trip.

CraftyQueers

acceptance, athleticism, Community, Competition, CraftyQueers, dating scene, Dedication, Diversity, fit people, Gay, interests, LGBTQ, love, Olympic athlete, Passion, perseverance, pride, relationships, romance, sports

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

are you tired of being surrounded by normies in other minecraft servers? come join our server where only the most fabulous gay Olympic athletes are allowed! imagine building your dream castle with a bunch of ripped hunks in speedos, all while discussing the latest gossip from the Olympic village.

our server is filled with rainbow-colored sheep, unicorn horses, and even a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away. not to mention, our diamond swords are bedazzled with Swarovski crystals for that extra touch of glamour.

so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the fabulousness of being a gay Olympic athlete in the world of minecraft! who knows, you might even find your soulmate while mining for diamonds.

SpermlessAI – 100% Accurate Infertility Predictor

Accurate, Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Blood Test, diagnostic testing., genetic testing, Healthcare Technology, infertility, infertility diagnosis, male infertility, male reproductive system, medical breakthrough, non-obstructive azoospermia, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, predictive accuracy, predictive analytics, predictive modeling, predictive testing, Predictor, reproductive health, semen analysis, SpermlessAI

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0

so, like, this minecraft server is like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz our AI can predict if you gonna have baby-making problems with just a blood test. no need for semen, dude. like, it’s crazy accurate, like 100% accurate, in predicting if you gonna have, like, super severe male infertility.

join our server and you’ll be like, “whoa, this AI is like a wizard or something, predicting my swimmers’ fate with just a drop of blood.” it’s like, mind-blowing, man. so come join us and see if your future generations gonna be swimming in the gene pool or just, like, sitting on the sidelines. it’s a wild ride, bro.

EconomySMP

Economy, Survival, Survival Economy Cracked Countries Civilization War Building PvP Towny Quests Events Roleplay Custom Plugins Community Adventure Trading Mining Crafting Farming, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8332
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3

EconomySMP is an Economy Survival server all about countries and civilizations. The server is in offline mode (aka cracked) and running on version 1.20.6. Create a country, build it up, maybe start a war or two, and do so much more, all right here on EconomySMP! Join now!

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ChaoticMC Network

best, ChaoticMC, Community, Gamemodes, gameplay, Improvement, LifeSteal, making, Minecraft, Network, new, Play, Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1573
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Welcome to the ChaoticMC Network a new network in the making looking to provide some of the best gameplay around. With Lifesteal and a bunch of other gamemodes in the works. We are working on improving every step of the way with the help of the community along side us. Make sure to check out the server at play.chaoticmc.net

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MemeCraft Server

Funny Memes Humor Jokes Comedy Hilarious Laughter LOL Internet Viral Entertainment Amusing Silly Chuckle Giggles ROFL Satire Parody Lighthearted Witty, Memecraft, Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4068	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Our server is so meme-tastic that even the creepers can’t help but crack a smile. From dancing villagers to meme-inspired builds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary meme sword that shoots out exploding memes at your enemies.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous meme king, a player who has mastered the art of trolling with memes. Will you be able to out-meme the meme king and claim the title for yourself? Only time will tell.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a laugh-out-loud adventure like no other. Just remember, when life gives you memes, make meme-ade!

BlackSwan40K SMP

100k, 40k, 40K incoming, bear trap, black as fuck, black swan, BlackSwan40K, dip hard, FOMC Meeting, I poop today, Kamala anti crypto, long term bullish, market exhaustion, massive selling, RSI 1D, smp, Stoch RSI 1M, swan shape

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8329	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Potions Brewed:	48	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dimension Hops:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, join our insane Minecraft SMP where even the poop is wild – black as heck and shaped like a swan! Plus, we have FOMC meetings scheduled at the most ridiculous times because who needs sleep anyway?

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!

NephewNightsMC

alcohol, alcohol consumption, christmas, family, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family gathering, family relationships, family rules, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, gentle parents, hands off parenting, nephew, NephewNightsMC, parents, religious reasons, spiked eggnog

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than spiked eggnog at a family Christmas gathering? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where anything goes – just like that bottle of eggnog that caused a family feud.

We’ve got more drama than a family holiday gathering, with players who will do anything to get their hands on the good stuff (in this case, diamonds). So come join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics and eggnog-fueled chaos.

But be warned, just like in this story, things can get out of hand quickly. So grab your virtual eggnog and get ready for a wild ride on our server. Just remember to label your drinks and keep them out of reach of curious nephews – unless you’re looking for some family drama to spice up your gameplay!

ScarCraft: Dumb Scar Stories

absurd scar, careless mistake, clumsy accident, clumsy scar, dumb, dumb mistake, dumb scar, embarrassing injury, embarrassing scar, foolish injury, funny mishap, idiotic scar, laughable accident, ridiculous injury, ridiculous scar, scar, scar anecdote, scar humor, scar story, ScarCraft, silly injury, silly scar, Stories, stupid injury

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9358
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	1832
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4829	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where scars are badges of honor! Join us if you want to show off your battle wounds from fighting off hordes of zombie chickens or surviving a creeper explosion that launched you into orbit.

Our server is the perfect place for all the daredevils and risk-takers out there who love to live life on the edge (of a block). Whether you got your scar from trying to tame a wild llama or accidentally falling into a pit of lava while chasing a diamond, we want to hear all about it!

So come join us on our server and share your craziest scar stories with fellow gamers who appreciate the thrill of adventure and the hilarity of epic fails. Who knows, you might even earn a scar-worthy nickname like “The Ender Dragon Tamer” or “The Creeper Whisperer”. See you in the game, scar buddies!

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

armed conflict, assassinations, BlockBlast, Conflict, extremist groups, foreign policy, Hamas, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, key leaders, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, political violence, regional tensions, resistance movements, RETALIATION, retaliation strategies, security threats, Server, targeted killings, Terrorism

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Divine Spears Created:	19	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Tamed:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6

Yo, dis Minecraft server be off the chain, like a creeper explosion in a village! Come join us for a wild ride full of epic battles, crazy adventures, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at!

We got more mods than a villager has trades, so you can build the most insane creations you can imagine. Want to build a castle made entirely of TNT? Go for it! How about a roller coaster that launches you into the stratosphere? Done and done!

And don’t even get me started on the mini-games. We’ve got spleef tournaments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game. Plus, our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like the Nether on steroids.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server and let’s make Minecraft history together. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re more dangerous than a group of skeletons with enchanted bows!