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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 4102 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 29 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Ores Mined: | 4054 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Potions Brewed: | 50 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Star Shards Collected: | 194 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the poopocalypse of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!
Join us if you’re tired of cleaning up after a grown adult’s poop explosions, because on our server, the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your carefully crafted structures.
Immerse yourself in a world where the only streaks you’ll see are from your pickaxe mining through the earth, not from someone’s explosive diarrhea on the toilet.
And don’t worry about color expectations here, because the only green you’ll see is from the lush grass in our pixelated landscapes, not from questionable bathroom incidents.
So come join us and leave the poop drama behind, because in our Minecraft world, the only mess you’ll have to clean up is from the blocks you break to build your dream creations. Let’s block and roll!
