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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 8602 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane builds, and more drama than a llama in a telenovela. Our server is so awesome, even the creepers are lining up to join (they just want a hug, okay?).
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