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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 1975 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9572 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 |
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