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Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 1521 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Villages Defended: | 10 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your wife’s water-spilling antics ruining everything. Explore vast landscapes, battle mobs, and maybe even find some virtual ice cream to satisfy those late-night cravings.
Don’t let real-life drama get you down – join our server and let your creativity run wild! Who needs a wife who calls you an asshole when you can have a creeper explode your house instead? It’s all part of the fun on our server!
So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of therapeutic block-breaking. Who needs a high-risk pregnancy when you can have a high-stakes Minecraft build battle instead? Let’s get crafting!