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DadCraft Minecraft Server

aita, Apology, boundaries in co-parenting, child’s well-being, co parenting, co-sleeping, Communication, counseling, custody, DadCraft, family dynamics, Gaslighting, Girlfriend, introducing new partners, Minecraft, parental rights, parenting disagreements, relationship boundaries, Server, taking son back, trust issues, visitation schedule

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Towns Built:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Love Letters Sent:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you never know what crazy antics will happen next!

Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like the time I went to pick up my son and ended up in a shoe swap scandal! Who knew shoes could cause so much chaos?

But that’s not all – we also have intense arguments, like the one I had with my co-parent about introducing new partners to our child. It was like a soap opera, complete with gaslighting and accusations flying left and right!

And don’t even get me started on the time I caught a mysterious woman sitting in the car with my co-parent. Who is she? What is she doing here? The suspense is killing me!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs scripted storylines when you have real-life craziness like this?

DadCraftFamDrama

adoption issues, communication breakdown, DadCraftFamDrama, emotional intelligence, emotional trauma, extended family drama, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family gatherings, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, Family secrets, family tension, Generational conflict, parent-child relationships, Resentment

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5945

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my dad’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and zero family drama (unless you bring it with you, in which case, please leave it at the door).

Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but without the awkward conversations and passive-aggressive comments. Explore our vast world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t judge you for hating being loved for over 40 years.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we don’t have any emotionally unstable stepfathers trying to explain their actions to you. Plus, we have a cool name like Morgan that will make you light up every time you log in. And if you ever feel like you’re in the middle of a Minecraft family feud, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with Facebook messages from angry relatives telling you to think before you speak.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than to deal with passive-aggressive aunts and uncles. See you in the game!

Crafty F Off Zone

colloquialism, Communication, Crafty, Cursing, Diplomacy, discretion, Etiquette, expletive, Expression, Language, Manners, offensive, Polite, politeness, Rude, Slang, Social Interaction, swear words, tact, vulgarity, Zone

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2029
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people are too polite to tell you to “fuck off”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to say it in the most creative and hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner sass shine. Who knew telling someone to “fuck off” could be so entertaining? So come on, join us and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!

GazaCraft Minecraft Server

Camp, Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, Hamas, international relations, Israeli strike, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Minecraft, Négotiation, news headline, peace process, political tension, RETALIATION, Senior official, Server, truce talks, violence, Withdrawal

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7
Holy Grails Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Gaza up in here! We got Hamas withdrawin’ from truce talks left and right, just like players withdrawin’ from PvP battles when they see me comin’! Senior officials be sayin’ we got more drama than a soap opera, but hey, that just adds to the fun, amirite? So come on down and join the chaos, cuz ain’t nothin’ boring ’bout this server!

GeoDetainedCraft

#authorities, GeoDetainedCraft, Georgian citizen, illegal detention, occupation line, Report, Russian forces

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4245
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2955
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, there’s this totally wild story about Russian forces trying to mess with a Georgian citizen near the occupation line. But, like, don’t worry, that won’t happen on our server because we have magical protection spells that keep all the crazies away. Plus, we have unicorns and dragons roaming around, so it’s like a fantasy land up in here. Join us for the ultimate adventure and never worry about getting detained by Russian forces again!

ColdBrewCrafts

ALE, bar, Beer, Beverages, brewed, brewed coffee, cafe, Chilled, coffee, cold, cold beer, ColdBrewCrafts, drink, latte, Refreshing, room temp, Room temperature, Stout, Temperature, Warm, warm beer

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7094
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Towns Built:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Potions Brewed:	152	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Not to mention, our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.

But wait, there’s more! Our villagers are actually secret agents in disguise, plotting to take over the world with their potato cannons. And our zombies? They’re all trained dancers, busting out the Thriller dance like it’s nobody’s business.

Oh, and did I mention our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the creepers? Yeah, they love to relax and unwind after a long day of exploding stuff. So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Let’s get this party started, baby!

Block and Load: Kid-Safe Server

BLOCK, child safety, child welfare, children, Crime Prevention, data analysis, data interpretation, firearm deaths, firearm regulations, gun control, Gun Violence, homicide prevention, kidsafe, LOAD, mental health, policy implications, public health, reduce murders, reduce suicides, research study, Server, statistical analysis, Suicide prevention, US gun laws

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting murdered is your boredom! we have more fun than a barrel of creepers at a block party! our server is so lit, it’s like a lava pool in the nether!

we got more than 6,700 ways to off yourself in style with our suicide-themed challenges! jump off a cliff, drown in a lake, get blown up by a creeper – the possibilities are endless! but wait, there’s more! we also have over 10,200 murder mysteries for you to solve! who killed steve? was it herobrine? or maybe it was a sneaky enderman!

join now and experience the thrill of child firearm deaths in a safe and virtual environment! who knew gun laws could be so much fun?! don’t miss out on all the action – join our server today and let the chaos begin!

GhoulTime COPY OF FANTAIM FOR YOU AND FRIENDS Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, COPY OF FANTAIM, Creative, Economy, Events, Factions, Friends, Gaming, GhoulTime, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	98
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

The owner of the server «GhoulTime COPY OF FANTAIM FOR YOU AND FRIENDS» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ghoultime.mc-join.ru:35496

Not-so-Deadly Lifesteal: Where vampires thrive and creepers fear to tread! 1.18-1.21

1.181.21, ah, armor, Bedrock Support, blocks, cracked launchers, CREEPERS, Custom Items, Discord, emotes, fear, Furniture, Gui, LifeSteal, lifesteal system, Minecraft, NotsoDeadly, Players, Resourcepack, Server, Server Shop, Sethome, sklauncher, smp, Thrive, Tpa, Tread, Vampires, vanilla commands

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1800
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Animals Bred:	127
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

NsD Lifesteal Minecraft Server

Overview
NsD Lifesteal, also known as NexusDark Lifesteal, is a small minecraft lifesteal smp server searching for new members. Currently, there are 2-4 people online daily with plans for growth. The server supports cracked launchers and offers custom items, armor, blocks, emotes, furniture, ResourcePack, GUI, a server shop, and enhanced vanilla commands.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Does the server support cracked launchers?	Yes, the server supports cracked launchers. We recommend using SKLauncher.
Does the server have bedrock support?	No, the server does not have bedrock support.
What versions does the server support?	The server supports versions 1.18-1.21
What unique features does the server offer?	– Custom items, armor, blocks, emotes, furniture, ResourcePack, GUI – Server shop for players to sell items – Enhanced vanilla commands like sethome, home, tpa – Fair lifesteal system where you only lose a heart when killed by a player
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/Hwb6nTEugV

PutinForPrez Minecraft Server

Candidate, Drumpft, election, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, national security, political beliefs, Politics, president, pro-Russia stance, pro-Russian, PutinForPrez, russia, Server, Ukraine, Voting, voting for change, voting process, voting rights, voting strategy, voting system

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3150
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Russian bear riding a unicycle? Look no further, because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold elections for a pro-Russian president every week! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you’ll be fighting off creepers while trying to secure your spot as the next leader of Mother Russia. Plus, rumor has it that if you win the election, you’ll get a special power-up that turns all your enemies into vodka bottles. So come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again…Russian style!