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PurrfectCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cats are wild and the handbags are even wilder! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you witness cats engaging in some questionable activities with handbags.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch in awe as they bust out their best moves while wearing sunglasses and top hats.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear guarded by a squad of ninja chickens. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself?

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!

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SwerveCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic matches and bland landscapes? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Ospreay facing off against Swerve in an epic battle of blocky proportions! And that’s not all, we’ve got Moxley taking on Naito in a showdown that will have you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!
But wait, there’s more! ZSJ will be going head to head with Orange in a match that will leave you questioning the laws of physics in the Minecraft world. And let’s not forget about the Womeme matches, where anything can happen and chaos reigns supreme.

So why join our server? Because where else can you see such insane matchups and outrageous stories unfold in the world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

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DiaperCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of regular Minecraft servers where you have to worry about finding a restroom in time? Look no further, because our server is perfect for those with OAB issues! Join us and experience the luxury of using a handicap stall in-game, with extra room for all your diaper-changing needs.
But that’s not all – our server is also equipped with helpful NPCs who will check in on you and offer assistance if needed. Need help changing your virtual diaper? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

Join now and be part of a community where embarrassing moments are embraced and shared. Who knows, you might even run into an elderly man in a wheelchair who understands your struggles. Don’t miss out on this unique Minecraft experience – join our server today!

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ToddlerTechTakedown

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Are you tired of dealing with aggressive parents at public events? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our virtual world is a safe haven where toddlers are banned from watching videos at high volumes during speeches. No more confrontations over parenting skills or screen-time choices – just pure, uninterrupted gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical nap schedule that turns tiny beasts into peaceful players. Don’t miss out on the insanity – join now!

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BingeCraft: Beg4NetflixShows

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Are you tired of the same old boring Netflix shows? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new level of entertainment.
Imagine a world where you can binge-watch your favorite Netflix shows while also building your own virtual empire. That’s right, on our server, you can watch all the lesser-known binge-worthy shows while mining for diamonds and battling creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly Enderman who only appears when you least expect it. Will you be brave enough to face this mysterious creature?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the ultimate combination of Netflix and gaming. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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PixelPanic Minecraft Server

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so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, bro? lemme tell you, it’s like, totally lit! we got this crazy story where IDF had to take down this Hamas terrorist and journalist who were holding three hostages in a house with their family. but, like, don’t worry, we got rid of all the bad guys and now it’s just a chill place to build and mine and stuff. come join us for some wild adventures and epic battles, you won’t regret it! #minecraftlife #crazyserver #joinusbro

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Macron’s Camp Crushed: Le Pen’s Revenge

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haha u ever heard of a minecraft server where the french far right obliterates macron’s camp in the EU election? well, now u have! come join us for some epic battles and political drama in the world of minecraft. build ur own camp, rally ur troops, and take down the establishment like never before. who needs real politics when u can have this kind of chaos in a blocky world? join now for a wild ride u won’t forget!

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MinecraftMindMastery

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical unicorn party mixed with a tornado of awesomeness! Like, imagine if Steve from Minecraft had a pet dragon that could shoot out rainbow fireballs and do the floss dance. That’s basically what you’ll experience on this server.
We got secret hidden dungeons filled with diamond blocks and gold apples just waiting for you to discover. And don’t even get me started on the PvP battles – it’s like watching a herd of wild chickens trying to outsmart a pack of creepers.

But the best part? The community is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world, from pro builders to redstone wizards. And everyone is super chill and friendly, like a bunch of pandas having a tea party.

So, if you wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure madness and mayhem, join our Minecraft server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on here in disguise, so you might even get to challenge him to a dance-off.

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NPC-MC

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Welcome to NPC-MC, the ultimate SMP experience! NPC-MC boasts a fantastic community, unique custom plugins, an engaging economy system, and active development to keep things fresh. Both Java and Bedrock players are welcome.
1.20+

Show your support for the server by voting to earn great rewards, such as custom tags, crate keys, commands and much more!

Java IP: play.NPC-MC.comBedrock IP: play.NPC-MC.comDiscord: discord.gg/YMk3GPg2bH

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HexArchon: Where everything is custom except for the players! Join us for a chaotic adventure filled with custom worlds, items, mobs, skills, abilities, enchants, boss fights, dungeons, quests, land claiming, furnitures, decorative heads, events, Dynmap, and Wiki!

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HexArchon Server Overview

Description
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

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Our Values

Huge range of free-to-choose playstyles
Trust & respect
Dedicated updates

Gameplay Mechanics

Custom Mobs
Custom Items
Custom Enchants
Dungeons
Quests
Abilities
Stats
Auto Farms
Furnaces
Furniture
Player Shops
Pets
Fishing
Quality-of-life Improvements

Technicals

The server is run on dedicated hardware with the following specifications:

CPU: Intel Core i9-13900K
RAM: 4800MHz 16GB
Storage: 512GB x2 NVME SSD
Hosted on the US East Coast.

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Server IP: play.hexarchon.net
Supports Bedrock (Port 19132).

Thanks for reading! We hope to see you on 🙂