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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2273 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 697976 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
We have a secret underground bunker where we hide from the Twitter wars and a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a tiny hand to grab things like Trump grabs…well, you know.
Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, political satire, and the occasional creeper explosion that will make you question if it’s just a game or real life. So grab your pickaxe and let’s make Minecraft great again!