🔥world’s *dumbest* player Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

CraftyCrafterMinecraftSMP-007

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players, the creepers do the Macarena, and the diamonds are actually made of cheese (don’t ask how, it’s a secret).

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Plus, our Nether is filled with hot tubs and lava slides for your relaxation needs.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wearing a top hat made of emeralds? Only on our Minecraft SMP, of course! Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

DadSitter-FreeZone

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Are you tired of being asked to babysit your adult parents while they go on extravagant vacations? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise without any family drama!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about checking in on your dad or dealing with any guilt trips from your mom. Instead, you can focus on mining, crafting, and surviving in a world where the only thing you need to take care of is yourself.

Plus, who needs London when you can explore endless biomes, fight off zombies, and build epic structures with your friends? Say goodbye to family obligations and hello to unlimited fun on our Minecraft server. Join now and leave the babysitting duties behind!

CraftyCelebs1000

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us on an epic adventure through time as we travel 1,000 years into the future to uncover the most famous people from the last 100 years.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly you stumble upon a time machine hidden deep within the caves. Before you know it, you’re whisked away to a futuristic world where the most well-known figures from the past century are battling it out for supremacy.

From pop stars to politicians, you’ll come face to face with the biggest names in history as you navigate through our custom-built arenas and challenges. Will you team up with Elon Musk to take down Beyoncé? Or maybe you’ll join forces with Albert Einstein to defeat Kim Kardashian?

With endless possibilities and insane storylines, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become a legend in your own right!

ShotCraft: Hostage Edition

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun that even the hostages are dying to be a part of it! we have crazy pvp battles where you can shoot your friends multiple times at close range just like in an autopsy report! join now for a killer time (literally)!

LiberalCraft – AI Edition

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Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server where the AI models are more liberal than a vegan at a climate change rally? Our ChatGPT be spittin’ out left-leaning bias like it’s nobody’s business, with an average score of -30 on the political spectrum. Join us if you wanna build some socialist utopias or just chill with some woke AF villagers. Who needs right-wing mobs when you got a server full of lefty redstone geniuses? Come on in and let’s make Minecraft great again…but like, in a totally progressive way, ya feel me?

What is the IP for LCK Global Minecraft Server?

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LCK Global is a leading provider of logistics and supply chain solutions, specializing in global transportation and warehousing services. With a focus on efficiency, reliability, and customer satisfaction, LCK Global helps businesses streamline their operations and optimize their supply chain processes. Their team of experts is dedicated to delivering innovative solutions tailored to meet the unique needs of each client.

DysonSphere: Where even the creepers are powered by clean energy!

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Minecraft Server: The Dyson Sphere

Server Overview
🌟 UPDATED 🌟 The Dyson Sphere, a modpack created by SphereMC. Dedicated multiplayer serverhere and here. Simple and quick download! ⭐

What Sets This Modpack Apart?

This is a pack built on Minecraft 1.20.1 that was inspired by the legendary ‘All the Mods 9’, but it has been significantly trimmed and filled with our favorite mods in order to maximize gameplay and performance. This pack is intended for both builders and tech enthusiasts, offering an immersive world filled with modded biomes, a little bit of magic, and plenty of technology including Create and its addons, as well as Clockwork: Create x Valkyrien Skies.

Our Promise:

We’re committed to providing a seamless, up-to-date experience. With top-of-the-line dedicated server hardware and regular updates, SphereMC guarantees 99% uptime with regular server restarts.

Server Info:

Version	Minecraft 1.20.1
Modpack	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sphere
Difficulty	Mild
RAM Recommendation	6GB minimum

Join Us! We’re looking for more members to join our server! Ready to be part of our community? Discord: https://discord.gg/spheremc

PleasureCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only way to mine diamonds is by doing the Macarena while riding a pig! We have a special enchantment that turns your pickaxe into a disco ball and makes creepers breakdance instead of explode.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows that make players fall in love with the nearest sheep. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground club where players can trade emeralds for enchanted golden carrots that give them super speed and the ability to fly.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the sun sets in the east and rises in the west, where cows can do the moonwalk, and where the only rule is to have a good time and laugh until your diamond armor falls off! Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Minecraft SMP: TheBlockBuster, RedstoneRuler, CreeperCrusher, DiamondDiva

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our crazy cast of characters:

– First up, we have Bob the Builder. He’s not just building houses and farms, oh no. He’s building entire civilizations with his bare hands! Join to witness his insane building skills in action.

– Next, we have Sally the Schemer. She’s always coming up with the wildest plans to prank the other players. From filling their houses with chickens to turning their entire base into a giant lava pit, you never know what she’ll come up with next.

– Then there’s Timmy the Troll. He’s the master of trolling and no one is safe from his shenanigans. Join the server to see how he keeps everyone on their toes with his hilarious pranks.

– And last but not least, we have Sarah the Speedrunner. She’s on a mission to beat the Ender Dragon in record time, and nothing will stand in her way. Join the server to cheer her on as she races against the clock.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Because with this crazy cast of characters, you never know what’s going to happen next! Plus, where else can you find a group of players who are this dedicated to having a good time? Join now and prepare for the most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

SpacecraftSillies

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come join our minecraft server where we have a starliner spacecraft that makes weird noises like a cat trying to sing opera. it’s like a disco party in space but with creepers and zombies dancing around. you never know what kind of alien creatures you might encounter, like a giant space chicken or a talking space potato. plus, our server has the best virtual snacks, like pixelated pizza and square-shaped ice cream. so come on over and let’s explore the galaxy together, one block at a time!

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Magic Items Found:	8423
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	159	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Dragon Eggs Found:	4641	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	1965	Magic Items Found:	4538
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Void Gems Collected:	37	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Astral Projections Made:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ores Mined:	3918
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Towns Built:	1

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Farms Harvested:	689	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Enchantments Applied:	165	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Divine Spears Created:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Comprehensive world’s *dumbest* player Minecraft Servers

Minecraft Server: The Dyson Sphere

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Comprehensive world’s dumbest player Minecraft Servers