🔥World’s Biggest Can Cannon Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Vtubers and Startups Minecraft SMP

#youtube, advice, Audience, brave, capcut, Company auditions, davinci resolve, general, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, Premiere, smp, Startups, Thread, twitch, twitter widget, vegas pro, Video editor, Vtubers, What to avoid

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer Vtubers a place to seek advice on all things related to Vtubing! Need help deciding whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We got you covered with our expert opinions (that may or may not be completely made up).

Join us if you want to find out if there’s an audience for doing something completely outlandish like juggling chickens while riding a pig in Minecraft. And hey, if you need help with editing clips, we’ve got recommendations that range from free options to ones that might require a bit of piracy (shh, we won’t tell).

But wait, there’s more! We have open auditions for virtual companies like Brave, Hololive, and Niji. Who knows, you might just become the next big Vtuber sensation!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and let’s have a blast together. Just remember, if you see a creeper, don’t panic – just start streaming and turn it into content!

PhotofailCraft

blended family, Christmas card photos, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family expectations, family photos, family portraits, holiday cards, honesty in relationships, in-law relationships, parenting challenges, PhotofailCraft, photography, sibling relationships, stepchildren, stepfamily, supportiveness, unsendable photos, Widow

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Looking for a server where family drama is the main attraction? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride of awkward family photos, intense battles to get the perfect shot, and kids who look like they’re about to puke in every picture.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the baby looks peaceful amidst the chaos. With family dynamics that are anything but nicely blended, you’ll never know what drama will unfold next.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in the madness of family photo shoots gone wrong, join us now! Just be prepared for some serious glares, distant looks, and maybe even a few accusations of not being very supportive. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

Grateful4MinecraftSMP

abundance, appreciation, Blessings, Contentment, family, Friends, Grateful4MinecraftSMP, Gratitude, Happiness, health, joy, Life, love, mindfulness, mindfulness practice, opportunities, Peace, positivity, present moment, Support, thankfulness

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the pigs have formed their own government.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited wealth and power in the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of the Diamond Chicken Kingdom!

BlockyWisdom

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Have you ever been told to join a Minecraft server because they have a secret underground society of talking chickens who give out valuable advice? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll find on our server! These wise cluckers will guide you through the world of blocks and creepers with their hilarious chicken jokes and nuggets of wisdom. Trust us, you won’t regret joining this feathered-filled fun fest!

HaifaCraft Minecraft Server

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LOL JOIN THIS SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL GET HIT BY HEZBOLLAH ROCKETS LIKE HAIFA! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE BOMBS AND SKELETONS THAT SHOOT ARROWS FASTER THAN A MISSILE! COME SURVIVE THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM WITH US, OR ELSE YOU’LL BE WISHING YOU WERE IN A BUNKER INSTEAD! BOOM BOOM, EXPLOSIONS EVERYWHERE, HAHAHA!

Putin’s Pixelated Power Outage

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LOL JOIN THIS CRAZY SERVER WHERE WE HACKED PUTIN’S ONLINE MEDIA AND CAUSED CHAOS IN RUSSIA! BUILD YOUR OWN SECRET BASE AND PLOT WORLD DOMINATION WITH YOUR FRIENDS! WATCH OUT FOR SPY CREEPERS AND KGB ZOMBIES TRYING TO TAKE YOU DOWN! ONLY THE BRAVEST AND CRAZIEST PLAYERS SURVIVE IN THIS WILD SERVER! JOIN NOW FOR A CHANCE TO BECOME THE NEXT HACKING LEGEND! #PUTINWHO #HACKEDBYMINECRAFTPLAYERS

Booger Craft: Earth’s Crusty Server

#soil, booger, Craft, crusty, earth composition, earth crust, Earth science, earth’s crust analysis, earth’s crust booger percentage, earth’s crust composition, earth’s crust composition percentage, earth’s crust elements, earth’s crust facts, earth’s crust makeup, earth’s crust minerals, earth’s crust research, earth’s crust scientific study, earth’s structure, Earth’s surface, Earths, geological layers, geology, MINERALS, Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Family Quest Fun

2019, childbearing preferences, Democratic counterparts, demographic trends, desire for children, family, Family Planning, family size, Fun, future generations, generational differences, ideological differences, larger families, party affiliation, political beliefs, political party, political polarization, Quest, reproductive choices, research, social attitudes, societal norms, young Republicans

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LOL join our epic minecraft server where we build families bigger than the Duggars! Republicans are taking over and wanting more kids than ever before, while Democrats are like, “nah, we good with just a few.” It’s a political party showdown in the world of blocks and creepers. Will you join the baby boom or stick with a small clan? Only on our server can you experience the chaos of partisan procreation! Let’s see who can build the biggest family tree in Minecraft history!

Smelly SMP: Where the only thing more toxic than the players is the creeper explosions

Balanced, Builder, CPU, creeper, custom origins, Discord, explosions, Graves, Griefing, Human, killing, Lag, Modded, Modpack, Nomad, planet minecraft, Players, PvPer, resource-rich, Safezone-Borderlands, Smelly, smp, stealing, TOXIC, trader.., Unique, Vanilla

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Stinky SMP Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.1 (updating)
Server Emphasis	Fair moderation, extreme longevity, inclusivity
Performance	16 gigs of RAM + Ryzen 9 7950x CPU
Server Rules	No resets since May 2022, Safezone-Borderlands system
Special Features	Origins mod with custom origins

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

Yes, we have a fair moderation system that allows appeals for true rulebreaks. Please contact a staff member for assistance.

2. How often is the server updated?

We update the server regularly to keep up with the latest Minecraft versions and mods. Check our Discord for announcements on updates.

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

Absolutely! We welcome suggestions from our community to improve the server. Feel free to share your ideas on our Discord.

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

We welcome all playstyles, whether you’re a nomad, builder, PVPer, trader, or anything else. The server is inclusive of all players.

5. How do I join the server?

You can join our server by connecting to the IP address provided on our Discord server. Make sure to read the rules before joining.

Pixel Puss Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even creepers are dropping it like it’s hot! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community so tight, you’ll be asking, “how tight was her pussy?” Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Animals Bred:	122
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Void Armor Forged:	21	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	122	Runes Activated:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	135	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	8

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Love Letters Sent:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	88
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Dimension Hops:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mines Excavated:	4571	Farms Harvested:	485
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4

Unbelievable World’s Biggest Can Cannon Minecraft Servers

Stinky SMP Server Overview

Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I appeal a ban?

2. How often is the server updated?

3. Can I suggest new features for the server?

4. Are there specific playstyles encouraged on the server?

5. How do I join the server?