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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 8986 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 12 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 14 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to be part of the most epic survival adventure since Steve defeated the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword! Our server is so lit that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the founder of our server is actually a retired Minecraft developer who once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that rained down golden carrots on all the players. True story!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the last surviving colony of zombie villagers who have learned how to breakdance like pros. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
