World Cup Minecraft Servers | Page 2 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Golden Generation Minecraft SMP

Achievements, Euro Cup, european football, football, generation, glory days, Golden, golden generation, History, memorable era, Minecraft, national team, peak performance, Players, Poland, Polish football, smp, Soccer, sports, sports history, success, talented squad, tournament success, World Cup

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
New Chunks Explored:	783924	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Poland’s golden generation in football – full of surprises and epic moments! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire while dodging creepers like a pro soccer player dodges defenders. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a fan of our server and occasionally drops by to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft SMP adventure of your life!

SoccerCraft SMP – >WorldCupWasTwoYearsAgo

competitive event, football championship, Global Event, gtWorldCupWasTwoYearsAgo, historic event, international competition, major tournament, memorable moments, past event, significant event, smp, soccer tournament, SoccerCraft, sporting event, sporting milestone, sports event, sports history, sports nostalgia, two years ago, World Cup, world cup anniversary, world cup celebration, world cup memories

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8401
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Villages Defended:	9

Are you tired of living in the past? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we host our very own World Cup every week! That’s right, forget about the real world cup that happened two years ago, come join us for some epic soccer matches in the virtual world of Minecraft. Who needs Messi and Ronaldo when you have Steve and Alex showing off their mad skills on the field?

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Cup, where players compete to see who can defeat the Ender Dragon in the most creative and ridiculous ways possible. From riding pigs into battle to using nothing but fishing rods, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the thrill of victory, the agony of defeat, and the sheer madness of it all. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft World Cup champion!

NoWC Depression Minecraft Server

coping, counseling, depression, Disappointment, emotions, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Minecraft, NoWC, post-WC depression, Recovery, resilience, Sadness, self help, self-care, Server, Soccer, sports, Support, Therapy, World Cup

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1366
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	8335	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Are you feeling post-WC depression even though there wasn’t even a WC to begin with? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to cure all your woes! Join us for some epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun that will make you forget all about that non-existent WC. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers are friendly. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to post-WC depression forever!

KickCraft – International Soccer Server

#Southgate, Chelsea, denmark, england, fa, Fifa, France, International, international soccer, Israel, Kasper Hjulmand, kickcraft, Lesley Ugochukwu, manager search, Olympic squad, Paris Olympics, RFEF, Server, Soccer, spain, Successor, suspension, World Cup

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dimension Hops:	4
Mines Excavated:	1625	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have Chelsea recalling players from Olympic squads, Spain proposing 11 World Cup stadiums for 2030, and managers stepping down left and right like it’s a game of musical chairs!

Join us for the ultimate chaos and drama as we navigate through FIFA delays, England manager searches, and who knows what else will happen next! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the madness right here in our Minecraft world?

So come on in and join the fun – you never know what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you on our server!

No Italian, No Win Minecraft Server

BVLLs, Coach, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, Gallegos, Italian, Lame, Losers, Minecraft, motivation, nt, Players, Server, Shit, skill, Soccer, south america, strategy, talent, TEAM, UruGAY, WIN, World Cup

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9488
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Buildings Constructed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weaklings and losers? Join our Minecraft server and experience the power of Italian BVLLS! UruGAY won’t stand a chance against our fearless warriors. Our gallegos are so lame, they can’t even touch the greatness of our Italian players. Join us now and dominate the competition with our unbeatable team of Italian BVLLS. Who needs UruGAY when you can be part of the winning side? Join now and show them who the real champions are!

SpainCraft Minecraft Server

Accurate, animal predictions, Animals, england, England matches, Euro Cup, football, furry friends, Minecraft, prediction, prediction animals, psychic, psychic animals, psychic rabbits, Rabbits, Server, Soccer, spain, Spain’s fate, SpainCraft, sports, World Cup

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old minigames and survival mode? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a group of psychic rabbits that have correctly predicted every England match so far! That’s right, forget about fortune tellers and tarot cards, these rabbits are the real deal. Join our server and witness the magic for yourself as these furry little creatures predict the outcome of your next mining expedition or PvP battle. Who needs a crystal ball when you have psychic rabbits on your side? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

CraftyMFW Minecraft Server

10 years ago, 7-1, anniversary, anniversary meme, Brazil, CraftyMFW, disbelief, EMBARRASSMENT, football, funny, meme, mfw, Minecraft, O HECK NO, reaction, Server, shock, Soccer, social media, sports, Upset, viral, World Cup

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	5354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Votes:	8241
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	257	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Remember that time when Brazil got absolutely destroyed by Germany in the World Cup? Yeah, that was 10 years ago! But don’t dwell on the past, come join our Minecraft server and create your own epic moments that will go down in history!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We have epic PvP battles that will make you question your own sanity, insane parkour courses that will test your skills, and a community so awesome that even Herobrine wants to join.

Join us and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Who needs the World Cup when you can be the champion of our server? So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

Neymar’s Minecraft Server – Where even the pros need a break!

absence.., Brazil, Brazilian NT, Break, Competition, Copa América, Disappointment, football, Game, Impact, match, Minecraft, national team, neymar, Neymars, Performance, player, Pros, Server, Soccer, sports, star player, TEAM, Tournament, World Cup

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of getting griefed by noobs who can’t even build a decent dirt hut? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate paradise for all block-building enthusiasts!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to team up with legendary players like Neymar Jr. himself. Yes, that’s right, the Brazilian NT missed him last night because he was too busy dominating our server with his epic redstone creations.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with diamond-clad pigs who are always up for a good time. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes regular appearances, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win exclusive loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world!

BertCraft Minecraft Server

American soccer player, American sports, athlete, Bert Patenaude, BertCraft, Bertrand Patenaude, Fifa, first hat-trick, football, forward, goal scorer, hat trick, History, legend, Minecraft, Server, Soccer, soccer history, sports, United States Soccer Hall of Fame, World Cup

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6784
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Buildings Constructed:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of boring soccer games and ready for some wild Minecraft adventures? Join our server and play like a true legend, just like Bertrand “Bert” Arthur Patenaude! We promise you won’t be bored with us, because we’re too busy slaying dragons and building epic castles. Plus, rumor has it that Bert himself plays on our server from beyond the grave, scoring hat-tricks left and right. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to impress a soccer legend turned Minecraft master!

FrenchFryCraft Minecraft Server

ALRIGHT, anticipation, celebration, commiseration., Competition, Defeat, final whistle, football, France, FrenchFryCraft, get it over with, intense match, long awaited, Minecraft, national team, proper beating, Rivalry, Server, showdown, Soccer, sports, Victory, World Cup

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	2434
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Divine Spears Created:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of getting wrecked by France in every battle? Well, fear not my friend! Join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can finally get the revenge you deserve. Build a fortress so strong that even Napoleon himself would be jealous. Show France who’s boss and dominate the server with your epic building skills. Join now and let the battle begin!

Simp-Free Zone Minecraft Server

bystander intervention, Conflict Resolution, female aggression, female entitlement, female manipulation, gender dynamics, gender equality, male empowerment, male self defense, male victimization, male vulnerability, Minecraft, physical altercation, self defense rights, Server, simp culture, simp problem, SimpFree, Social Issues, societal expectations, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity, victim blaming, Zone

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9909
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Chimeras Created:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Tired of dealing with simps on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where we have a strict no simp policy. Our female players are strong and independent, not looking for any simpy behavior.

We even have a special event where if a player is caught simping, they are thrown into a pit of lava by our resident lava monster, Lava Larry. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Lava Larry.

So come join us and say goodbye to simps once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, even Herobrine himself is jealous. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Conspiracy Jones Over Here Minecraft SMP

#our guy, alternative narratives, Conspiracy, conspiracy theories, deep state, government cover-ups, hidden agendas, investigative journalism, Jones, Minecraft, Mox, mysterious figures, PARANOIA, questioning authority, secret societies, skepticism, smp, suspicious behavior, truth seekers, uncovering the truth, underground movements, Whistleblower

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the epic rise of Mox, the unlikely hero who went from mining dirt to ruling the server with an iron fist (literally, he loves his iron swords). Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves by serenading them with his beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark.” Plus, he’s the only player who can successfully navigate the Nether without getting lost (seriously, we’ve all tried and ended up in a lava pit). So come join us and see if you can dethrone Mox as the true king of the server!

Vanilla Play

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5039
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Buildings Constructed:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33

VanillaPlay is a Vanilla survival oriented server, very close to classic survival!

Authorized farms Anti-grief Latest version (1.21)

Here there is no:

Grief Economy Quests Professions Enchants cheats

mc.vanillaplay.fr

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, friend request, general, Hero, invite, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, update, Wiki

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2671
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
New Chunks Explored:	935935	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3837
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Welcome to the most buffed up Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch includes flying pigs, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers.

To join this epic server, you must first sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Minecraft gods and perform a ritual dance while chanting “Creeper, oh man” backwards. Don’t worry, it’s totally normal.

Once you’re in, you’ll need to complete the tutorial where you’ll learn how to ride a llama into battle and tame a dragon as your loyal pet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our public item builds, play bot matches against zombie villagers, and master the art of building a castle made entirely of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

Winter World Cup Minecraft SMP

2022, climate, cold, Competition, controversy, cup, debate, decision, Event, Fifa, football, Future, Global, International, Minecraft, qatar, Scheduling, smp, Soccer, sports, Tournament, weather, Winter, winter world cup, world

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7102
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Villages Defended:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where winter world cups happen every day! That’s right, forget about soccer, we’re talking about epic snowball fights and ice skating competitions to determine the ultimate champion. So come join us and experience the thrill of a lifetime in our winter wonderland world! Who needs summer when you can have snowball fights all year round?

No Girls Allowed Minecraft Server

Allowed, attractiveness, Behavior, Body language, body odor, Communication, Confidence, friendship, Girls, hygiene, Loneliness, Minecraft, personal grooming, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self-perception, Server, Sitting, social cues, Social Interaction, Social Skills

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of being friend-zoned in Minecraft? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that girls will be flocking to sit next to you because our server is infused with a special scent that attracts them like bees to honey. And as for being nice, well, let’s just say our players have been known to break out into spontaneous acts of kindness like building heart-shaped houses and giving out free diamonds. So come join us and watch as your popularity skyrockets faster than you can say “I love Minecraft!”

LoveYouLikeILoveYou Minecraft SMP – Wait on Sol 70M, Wait on Eth?

$WAIT on ETH, $WAIT on SOL, 70M, ETH, long tail tags, LoveYouLikeILoveYou, Minecraft, smp, SOL, theydontloveyoulikeiloveyou, WAIT

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2609
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly a herd of llamas stampedes through your front yard, led by a player riding a giant chicken. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Duck, a mythical creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this elusive fowl and have all your wildest dreams come true?

So why wait? Join us today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a dance-off with a group of creepers or embarking on a quest to retrieve the lost taco of destiny. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

VANILLA SURVIVAL 20+ Minecraft server

20, banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, OWNER, personal account, Server, Survival, tags, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	702
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Dimension Hops:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	235

The owner of the VANILLA SURVIVAL 20 server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

e5vw.vanilla-box.ru

Re: Zero Minecraft Server

Arguing, danger, Emilia, fail state, Ideology, Insecurities, love bombing, Manipulation, Minecraft, Misogyny, NTR, Regulus, Reinhard, ReZero, Server, sister-wife, slave-harem, Speech, Suave, subaru, temptations, Tension

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Subaru and Reinhard argue over who gets to give the speech, but in a hilarious and ridiculous way. Watch as Regulus and his slave-harem try to take over the server, but end up failing miserably because, let’s face it, Regulus doesn’t know how to handle his bitches!

But that’s not all! Imagine a world where Regulus is actually the suavest motherfucker in existence, seducing everyone in his harem and tempting them to join as sister-wives. Will Emilia fall for his charm or will she rise above and take control? The tension is real, folks!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed. Just remember, we’re not responsible for any NTR tendencies that may arise!

Minecraft SMP: TV Humour Thread

Humour, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, TV

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3287
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchantments Applied:	161
Void Gems Collected:	15	Animals Bred:	196
Love Letters Sent:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry on the walls of your dirt hut? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza or not. Suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging through, carrying players on their backs as they race to the nearest village to trade with the villagers. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle swoops down from the sky and challenges everyone to a dance-off!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Cow will be granted unlimited riches and power beyond their wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!