World Cup Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

“Better than Dinho” Minecraft SMP

athletic excellence, Better than Dinho, Brazil 2024, Brazilian players, competitive spirit, Dedication, dinho, football, future champions., international competition, Minecraft, Neymar successor, passion for the game, rising stars, smp, Soccer, south america, sports, Sportsmanship, talented athletes, teamwork, top players, World Cup

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Ores Mined:	7074	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	12

Welcome to Brazil 2024, where the sun is always shining and the mobs are always dancing samba! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride through the Amazon rainforest, where you can ride on the backs of parrots and tame jaguars as your loyal pets.

But beware, the legendary boss mob known as the Carnaval King roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for epic loot. Will you be able to out-samba this fearsome foe?

Our server is also home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – the elusive Cachaça Crystal. Mine this precious gem to craft the most potent caipirinhas in the game, giving you the power to party all night long.

So come join us in Brazil 2024, where the adventure never ends and the laughs are always guaranteed. Just watch out for those pesky capybaras stealing your diamonds!

Lost 300 Bongs Minecraft SMP U-17 World

“Youth, betting loss, bongs, Championship, Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, emotional, FINAL, gambling, Lost, Minecraft, smp, Soccer, soccer tournament, sports, Sports betting, tfw, U-17, U17, under-17, wager, world, World Cup

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Endless Night Skies:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

So, you’re probably wondering why you should join our Minecraft SMP, right? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players joined our server and discovered a secret underground village filled with talking cows who only spoke in puns. They were so entertained by the moo-tastic jokes that they couldn’t stop laughing for days! And that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you’ll have on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you rare items for belly rubs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy. Imagine building a house out of gummy bears and marshmallows!

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a weekly talent show where players compete to see who can build the most ridiculous structure? Last week, someone built a giant toilet that actually flushed! It was both impressive and slightly disturbing.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you entertained for hours on end and make you question your sanity, then look no further. Join us and let the craziness begin!

The Cup Conqueror Minecraft SMP

2026, Championship, Competition, conqueror, Contenders, cup, Fifa, football, goals, History, International, Matches, Minecraft, national teams, Players, Qualifiers, second win, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournament, Victory, World Cup

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Farms Harvested:	903
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Gods Slained:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3

Are you tired of being a one-hit wonder in Minecraft? Join our SMP and become a two-time world cup champion! Who needs real-life sports when you can dominate the virtual world with your mad skills? Plus, rumor has it that the winner of the next world cup will be granted the power to control all the creepers in the game. Imagine the chaos you could unleash! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to Minecraft glory!

> Messi talks with Zidanne about lifting… Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 1M subscribers, Achievements, argentina, Championships, Cristiano Ronaldo, football, goals, GOAT debate, influencers, Legends, lifting, messi, Minecraft, Mr beast, portugal, Records, smp, Soccer, sports, success, talks, World Cup, Zidane, Zidanne

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Items Found:	3148	Meteorites Collected:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Zombie Dances:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the ultimate showdown between Messi and Zidanne as they battle it out to lift the virtual World Cup trophy! But wait, Cristiano is teaming up with Mr Beast to reach 1 million subscribers in-game! The drama, the suspense, the absolute chaos – you won’t want to miss a minute of this epic showdown of the GOATs! Join now for a chance to witness history in the making and maybe even become a part of it yourself!

World Cup Champs Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6516
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Farms Harvested:	402
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, have no fear because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little something – we won the World Cup 2 years ago! That’s right, our Minecraft skills are so legendary that we were able to take home the gold in a virtual soccer tournament. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who are experts in redstone engineering. That’s right, these llamas can build anything from a simple piston door to a fully functioning roller coaster in the blink of an eye. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life!

> International Break Minecraft SMP

Break, coaches, Competition, Fifa, Fixtures, football, friendly matches, International, international break, Matches, Minecraft, national teams, Players, Qualifiers, REST, Schedule, smp, Soccer, sports, strategy, Tactics, Training, travel, UEFA, World Cup

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	74	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Meteorites Collected:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Love Letters Sent:	18	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He’s actually a pretty chill dude once you get to know him.

2. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with unlimited enchantments? We got you covered.

3. Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it he’s a great builder.

4. We hold weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life diamond block delivered to their doorstep. Just watch out for those creepers sneaking up on you during the match.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world!

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

Alisson, Brazil, Brazils, competitive team, Coutinho, expensive, Firmino, football, international competition, Marquinhos, Minecraft, national team, neymar, Nowt, Players, Seleção, smp, Soccer, south america, SQUADS, talented squad, Tite, top players, World Cup

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3252
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9968	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Votes:	5707

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

””> International Break Minecraft SMP””

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2542
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like the international break of Minecraft SMPs!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a hidden treasure map that leads to a portal to the Nether, and a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the international break of Minecraft SMPs like never before!

””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””

break time, Competition, Fifa, football, friendly matches, gtGlobal, international break, international players, Matches, Minecraft, national teams, Players, Preparation, Qualifiers, rest period, smp, Soccer, sports, Teams, Tournaments, Training, travel, UEFA, vacation, World Cup

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mines Excavated:	4718	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like an international break for your Minecraft experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with players from all over the world, each bringing their unique playstyles and personalities to the table.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant panda playground complete with bamboo slides and treehouse forts. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. Will you join their cause and help them achieve chicken domination? Or will you stick with the cows and defend their right to rule the land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Germany Minecraft SMP Player

Championships, Competition, European Championship, Fifa, football, games, germany, International, Matches, Minecraft, national pride, national team, player, smp, Soccer, sports, success, titles, Trophies, UEFA, victories, World Cup

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	2521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find out how many titles a player would have if they played for Germany in Minecraft! We have a secret plugin that gives players extra titles based on their in-game achievements, so you could end up with more titles than you can count! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly skilled German players who will stop at nothing to dominate the competition. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and claim your place among the elite German Minecraft champions? Join now and find out!

Blocky McBlockface: The Server Where Even Creepers Say ‘OH GOOD GOD’

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Animals Bred:	69
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	885	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, fear not my friend, because our server is here to rescue you from the depths of boredom!

Join us on our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to be wielded by a bacon-loving unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of dancing chickens who will teach you the ancient art of chicken ballet.

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama who only speaks in Shakespearean insults?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, most absurd Minecraft adventures of your life!

WaifuCraft: Where your 2D dreams become 3D reality!

action, Anime, Arcade, bullet hell, chuddies, classic touhou, Colorful, Cute girls, danmaku, dreams, Fan Made, FANTASY, indie, Magical Girls, my waifu game, nostalgic, Reality, Retro, Shooter, touhou-like, video game, waifu, WaifuCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	New Chunks Explored:	307879
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Farms Harvested:	851
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a classic Touhou game…but with chuddies! That’s right, you can battle it out with your friends while wearing your favorite pair of chuddies for extra protection and style points.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chuddie King, who will grant you special powers and abilities if you can defeat him in a chuddie-wearing duel. Rumor has it that the Chuddie King once defeated an entire army of creepers with just one flick of his chuddie.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most chuddie-filled adventure of your Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the next Chuddie Champion and rule over the land in your stylish underwear.

Back in Block City

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	836
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37	Enchantments Applied:	262
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Hey there, sleepyhead! Looking for a reason to crawl out of your dark, depressing hole? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where unicorns fart rainbows and creepers dance the Macarena.

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, build a castle made entirely of cheese, or embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the elusive Blocktopus, a creature rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Kaii’s Kooky Craft Kingdom

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	23	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a manga come to life! Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, quests to find rare enchanted items, and even a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who throw the best parties in town. You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a world where the impossible becomes possible!

East Asia’s Block Party: Where we rule the world one block at a time! #MinecraftMadness

Asias, BLOCK, Competition, cultural influence, DOMINANCE, east, east asia, economic powerhouse, Future, Geopolitical, global power shift, Globalization, growth, innovation, Irrelevance, leadership, MinecraftMadness, Misery, Party, progress, prosperity, rule, Rule The World, Supremacy, technological advancement, Time, West, world

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	389	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where East Asia reigns supreme and the “west” is just a distant memory of irrelevance and misery. Join us as we build towering pagodas, harvest bamboo forests, and ride dragons into battle against our enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraft master, Sensei Steve, who can teach you the ancient art of block-breaking and crafting like no other. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon with a single punch!

So why join our server? Because here, you’ll not only conquer the virtual world of Minecraft, but also learn the secrets of East Asian wisdom and power. Plus, we have free sushi Fridays and karaoke nights where you can serenade your fellow players with your best rendition of “Gangnam Style.”

Don’t be left in the dust of the “west” – come join us and experience the epic rise of East Asia in the world of Minecraft!

Lost in TranslationCraft: Where Accuracy is Optional and ‘Muh Localization’ Rules Supreme!

Accuracy, accurate translation, Communication, Community, controversy, Cultural differences, English, Hologra, hololive, International, Interpretation, japanese, Language, localization, Lost, MISTRANSLATION, muh, Official, Optional, Programs, rules, SUBS, SUPREME, Thoughts, TranslationCraft, translator, turned off

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8113
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is run by a former official translator who believes that localization should be anything but a translation. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before as you navigate through a world filled with upside-down trees, flying pigs, and talking creepers. Join us for a wild ride that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join our server today!

Pixelated Punks: The Server That Didn’t Need a Remake Anyway

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that keep getting remade over and over again? Well, look no further, because our server is so epic that it didn’t even need a remake in the first place! Why settle for a reboot when you can join us and experience the original, unadulterated awesomeness?

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a band of mischievous pandas who have taken over the spawn point and are now demanding bamboo as tribute. Don’t worry though, they’re pretty chill as long as you bring them some snacks.

Venture into our world and you’ll find a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. She may be fierce in battle, but she sure knows how to throw a killer rave.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken Jousting Arena, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. Just make sure to bring your own saddle and lance!

So why waste your time on boring remakes when you can join our server and experience the true meaning of Minecraft madness? Come on in and see for yourself why we didn’t need a remake anyways!

MattWalsh4Prez Minecraft Server: Where even creepers have opinions on politics!

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7282
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Ores Mined:	2094	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9

Oh boy, do we have a Minecraft server for you! Picture this: a world where Matt Walsh is the ruler, decreeing that all players must build their houses in the shape of his glorious mustache. But beware, if you dare to question his political commentary, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity!

Join our server for the chance to engage in epic debates with fellow players about Matt Walsh’s hot takes on everything from pineapple on pizza to the proper way to fold a fitted sheet. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while reciting one of Matt Walsh’s rants word for word, you’ll unlock a secret realm where you can ride around on a giant flying mustache.

So come on down to our server and let’s get political…Minecraft style! It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss.

MineLOL – Digging for Laughs in the World of Blocks

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Votes:	9572	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ultimate Pointing Edition experience where you can battle it out in epic wars within trailers, just like in the movies!

Patch 10.2.6 has arrived and with it comes the dreaded Plunderstorm! Shiver me timbers as you prepare for the incoming chaos and embark on a journey like never before. And don’t forget to check out the Remix: Pandaria for a blast from the past with a twist!

But wait, there’s more! Season 4 Dungeon changes are here to challenge even the bravest warriors. Get ready for harder dungeons with no affixes or timers, it’s a test of skill like you’ve never seen before.

And if that’s not enough, our April Trading Post is stocked with exclusive items fit for a pirate king. Plunderstorm sections and spring finery await those who dare to explore.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and dive into a world of adventure, excitement, and insanity! Who needs reality when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Blinded by Blocks: Where Creepers are the Real Eclipse

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6841
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5022
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where we have a special eclipse event that will literally blind you in one eye! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Who needs depth perception anyway? Join now and see the world in a whole new (half-blind) way!