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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6430 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!
