#Workout MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

SwoleCraft SMP: Weight Loss Drug-Free

weight loss, DrugFree, Drugs, opinion, SwoleCraft

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP?! It’s like, the most lit server ever, like seriously! So like, there’s this secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, and they’re all like, “Join our SMP and help us defeat the evil Ender Dragon!” And like, if you join, you get a free diamond sword and enchanted armor, like whaaat?! And there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll unlock super OP powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! So like, if you wanna join the most epic SMP ever and be part of the villager alien conspiracy, you gotta join now before it’s too late! #MinecraftSMPGoals #VillagerAlienConspiracy #EnderDragonWho?

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Ethereal Haven 1.21

self-care, muscle definition, Ethereal, body image, Confidence

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a hot supermodel with a nice body, but in Minecraft form!

I’m talking crazy custom plugins that will blow your mind, like seriously, your mind will be blown into a million pieces and then put back together in a weird, but awesome way.

And the community on this server is like a bunch of unicorns dancing on rainbows, spreading joy and happiness wherever they go.

Plus, the admins are like wizards, granting wishes and making dreams come true. It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies instead of dragons and knights.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

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Zen Garden Realm 1.20

FITNESS, garden, BIMBOS, Outfit, Choice

Yo, bro, do you want to join the most epic Minecraft server ever? We got Asian Gymshark bimbos running around like crazy! And guess what? You get to pick your favorite one to hang out with. I’m all about that top left bimbo, she’s got the best moves in the game. Join now and I’ll tell you all about why she’s the one for me. Don’t miss out on this wild adventure, man!

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Electric Muscle Pump Gym

muscle strength, weight training, portable, extra muscle, gym

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like weight training on steroids, but without the nasty side effects, ya feel me? We got electricity up in here adding extra muscle and strength like nobody’s business. It’s like having a portable electric muscle stimulator strapped to you while you’re slayin’ mobs and building epic structures.

I heard this one dude joined the server and within a week, he was bench pressing diamond blocks like they were feathers. And don’t even get me started on the muscle mass gains, bro. People be lookin’ like Hulk after a few days on this server, it’s insane!

So come on, join us and level up your Minecraft game like never before. Who needs regular weight training when you can have electricity pumping up your muscles while you play? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have the coolest community of players who are always down for a good time. So what are you waiting for? Get your butt in here and let’s get swole together!

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Weekend Adventure Land 1.20

cold shower, outside activities, tea, Al Jazeera, homeless outreach

>Yo bro, imagine if this was a Minecraft server, like wtf, that would be lit af>Join this server if you wanna wake up at 4am in Minecraft time and do a virtual cold shower to get awake, like, who needs real life when you got this>Do a virtual workout in Minecraft for an hour and a half, get them virtual gains, bro>Say a virtual morning prayer to the Minecraft gods for good luck>Eat a virtual breakfast of bread and olive oil with tea, like, who needs real food when you got pixels>Watch some virtual TV on Minecraft, Al-Jazzera style, forget about goyslop news>Watch some Instagram reels with your virtual cat in Minecraft, because why not>Laugh at the virtual crazies on Reddit in Minecraft, get -50 karma for fun, lol>Go on 4chan in Minecraft, laugh at crazies there, but they’re more based than Reddit, like, what even>Go outside in Minecraft, go to a virtual Gyro shop for some virtual food, ride around a virtual sketch part of town on your virtual bike, get a virtual homeless woman to buy you some virtual zyns and let her keep the change, virtual friendship>Do some virtual calisthenics by the park in Minecraft, go to the virtual circle k to talk to virtual homeless people there for new perspectives, like, deep stuff>Go home in Minecraft, take a virtual fat shit, play some virtual Diablo or Counter Strike, get in bed in Minecraft, play some virtual Fifa street on your virtual DS, kiss your virtual cat goodnight, nite nite, bro>Join this Minecraft server for the ultimate virtual routine, because who needs real life when you got pixels, amirite?

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ZapCraft: Electric Muscle Boost

strength, Muscles, #workout, muscle endurance, Muscle

hey u, ya u, do u wanna boost ur muscles mass and strength in minecraft? well then u gotta join this server cuz we got ELECTRICITY in our workouts! that’s right, we combine electrical muscle stimulation with resistance training to make u STRONG like a diamond sword!

imagine ur minecraft character flexing like never before, with muscles so big they can mine blocks with their bare hands! join us and become the ultimate powerhouse in the virtual world.

plus, we got a secret potion that makes u run faster than a speeding minecart. so come on, join us and let’s get ELECTRIFYING together!

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SwoleCraft: Pain is Gain

body soreness, muscle fatigue, sore muscles, muscle soreness, muscle discomfort

Are you tired of boring old workout routines that leave you feeling like a limp noodle? Well, come join our Minecraft server where mining for diamonds is the ultimate workout! You’ll be swinging your pickaxe so much, you’ll have biceps bigger than Steve himself! And don’t worry about muscle soreness, because on our server, it’s considered a badge of honor. So come join us and get ripped while building your dream pixelated world!

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JACKED Anime Characters Minecraft Server

weightlifting, jacked, Minecraft, Muscles, Anime

Are you tired of playing on servers where everyone looks like they’ve never seen a gym in their life? Look no further, because on our server, even your average shonen MC looks like a lanky fuck who never lifted a weight in his life! Join us for a chance to flex those virtual muscles and show off your gains in a world where everyone is swole AF. Who needs superpowers when you’ve got biceps like these? So come on, join us and get ready to pump some pixelated iron!

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Cuddle At The Gym Minecraft SMP

Routine, smp, break time, stress relief, Lucky

🤣 Join our Minecraft SMP and you too can have the chance to cuddle with mysterious creatures in the gym storeroom during lunch breaks! Yuuto is living his best life, and you can too! Who needs diamonds when you have gym storeroom cuddles? 😂🦄💎 #JoinUs #MinecraftMadness

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Love Gym Minecraft Server

relationships, health, finding love, fitness dating, gym buddies

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Well, look no further because on our server, you can find love in the gym! That’s right, our virtual gym is the perfect place to work on your gains and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. Who needs Tinder when you have a pickaxe and a protein shake? Join now and see if you can squat your way into someone’s heart!

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