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Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 4077 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 284 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Boris Johnson himself tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to ban Ukraine from using Storm Shadow missiles to strike targets in Russia. Like, bro, we’re just here to build epic castles and mine for diamonds, not start World War III!
So come on, join us and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those pesky Endermen stealing blocks from your builds… they’re the real troublemakers around here.