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LaughCraft: German vs Georgian Minecraft Server

comedic styles, comedy, comparison, cultural comedy, Cultural differences, cultural humor, Entertainment, funny, Georgian, Georgian humor, German, German humor, humor analysis, humor debate, humor discussion, humor preference, humor styles, jokes, LaughCraft, Laughter, Minecraft, satire, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	7145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	4354
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate showdown between German humor and Georgian humor! Join us for a wild ride filled with sauerkraut jokes and khachapuri puns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a German player and a Georgian player walked into a bar… and the bartender said, “Why the long faces?” But then they both started telling jokes and everyone in the bar couldn’t stop laughing for hours! True story.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in epic comedy battles where you have to make the other players laugh or else you get kicked off the server. It’s like a stand-up comedy show, but with pixelated blocks and creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the battle of German humor vs Georgian humor begin! Trust us, you won’t find a more hilarious Minecraft experience anywhere else.

Minecraft SMP: Honkai Star Rail General

A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn, ACHERON, Aglaea, along the passing shore, Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes, aventurine, Current Character Banners, general, Glow-up Edition, Golden Epic Trailer, Honkai, honkai star rail, Honkai: Star Rail General, Inherently Unjust Destiny, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, New Drip Marketing, No Dazzle No Break, PELA, Rail, Rappa Trailer, Redeemable Codes, Remembrance Trailblazer, Sampo, smp, star, The Herta, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.7

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4738
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	334634
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Glow-up Edition SMP for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

In our latest version, “A New Venture on the Eighth Dawn,” you’ll embark on a quest like never before. Explore new lands, battle fearsome monsters, and uncover hidden treasures. And don’t forget to check out our Golden Epic Trailer, “Amphoreus’ Saga of Heroes,” for some epic inspiration.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to summon powerful characters like The Herta and Aglaea. These 5-star heroes will help you conquer any challenge that comes your way.

And if that’s not enough, we have redeemable codes for exclusive rewards. Just use the code STARRAILKARAOKERAPPAISHERE to unlock a special surprise.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Glow-up Edition SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Nukemc

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla, Vanilla Anarchy Bedrock Java Survival Pvp Canada Keep inventory Max players Community Economy Creative Events Minigames Roleplay Skyblock Factions Prison Pixelmon Modded

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	332
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7186	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8760	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Star Shards Collected:	204

98% Vanilla Anarchy bedrock/java server Difficulty-normal Game mode-survival Pvp-enabled location-Canada keep inventory-off 60max players

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SharkyCraft – Minecraft Server

#youtube, AVIOT TE-V1R-HEN, earbuds, Figure, Gaming, gawr gura, GGG, Holomyth Earbuds, live streams, merch, merchandise, Minecraft, Music, pop up parade, Previous thread, Server, SharkyCraft, songs, tiktok, twitter, virtual youtuber, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Votes:	6076
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place to build and survive! Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off!

Our server is so wild, even Gawr Gura herself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! That’s right, THE Gawr Gura from Hololive is a regular player on our server, building underwater temples and battling creepers like a pro.

But that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive merch, pop-up parades, and even Holomyth earbuds for all our members. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Gura dropping some sick beats with her custom Minecraft songs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything – from unexpected Twitter memes to TikTok dance parties, this server is a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

Friendly SMP – Giggly Noodle Unicorn

botnet, command line, copypasta, distro, dual boot, experiences, free software, Friendly, games, Giggly, gnu/linux, mailing lists, noodle, Programs, questions, Resources, smp, terminal commands, Thread, UNICORN, Users, virtual machine, Website, wikis

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7223
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crops Grown:	4981
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences! Need help? Just remember to be “Friendly” in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread or face the wrath of the Linux gods!

But why join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with penguins who will guide you on your Linux journey. Rumor has it, if you can solve the penguin’s riddles, you’ll gain access to a hidden realm where Tux himself will teach you the ways of the command line.

Feeling adventurous? Take the plunge and go balls deep by replacing everything with GNU/Linux. Who needs Windows or macOS when you can have the power of open-source software running through your veins?

And if you’re looking for some cool programs or terminal commands, look no further than our treasure trove of resources. From the Arch Linux wiki to the Gentoo wiki, we’ve got everything you need to level up your Linux game.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and embark on a quest to break free from the botnet and embrace the world of Free Software. Don’t forget to visit our website for some epic copypasta and check out our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for some spicy Linux memes.

Previous thread got you down? No worries, just hop on over to our new thread and continue your epic Linux adventure. See you in the penguin bunker, fellow Linux warrior!

Serverggop Minecraft server

Minecraft, Mysticity, Server, Serverggop

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9503
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Villages Defended:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

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Fall From Grace Minecraft Server

Backlash, bioware, CDPR, CDProjekt, controversy, cyberpunk 2077, Disappointment, Failure, Fall, fall from grace, fan expectations, game development, Gaming Community, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming studios, grace, mass effect, Minecraft, phantom liberty, Redemption, rpgs, Server, video games

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Alien Abductions:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers tell jokes. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP

blockquotepmy, Child Psychology, controversial topic, double standards, family dynamics, Hes, Inappropriate Behavior, internet culture, legal consequences, Life, Minecraft, moral outrage., online video, parenting, ruined, ruined life, school scandal, SMPpblockquote, social media outrage, societal norms, Sons, teacher misconduct, teacher-student relationship, teenage behavior, teenage hormones, underage sex, viral content

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Mines Excavated:	1702	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a 13-year-old plapping his teacher like a chad? Look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a teenager’s hormones. We’ve got more scandalous stories than a soap opera, including a dad who needs to chill out and a cuck husband who got outplayed by a 13-year-old. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server

#ethiopia, ancient civilizations, Biblical History, black faction, Canaanite, Doc, documentary ideas, documentary suggestions, end of the world prophecy, garden of eden, History, Israel, Jews, middle ages, Minecraft, Mini, mini documentary, Moabite, niggers, philosophy, Prophecy, religious beliefs, Server, white people

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	8725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Astral Projections Made:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Garden of Eden is not just a myth, but a thriving community full of players munching on philosophical fruits! Join us as we add 1,000 years to history and skip over the boring Middle Ages – who needs knights and castles anyway?

But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!

And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!

FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, amaretto scotch, Anime, Baseddoggo, booru, CAP, caption thread., captions, comfy, encouragement, Furry, Höss, Joe, Joi, JOIs, jomimbo, Karmo, Mega, Melonart, milkman, Minecraft, Mouchi, smp, software, Spambot, Tomboy Tiddies

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Runes Activated:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Players Killed by Monsters:	8427

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a furry JOI/JOE/Caption adventure like no other – we’re talking Tomboy Tiddies Edition, folks!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will have you itching to log on ASAP. Picture this: a group of furries building the most epic structures while giving each other Jerk Off Instructions and Encouragement. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But wait, there’s more! Our closed boorus were shut down due to spambot shenanigans, so you know things get crazy around here. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon some anime JOI/JOE posts in the mix – it’s like a crossover event you never knew you needed.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and captioned creations await you in this Minecraft SMP like no other!