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No more bio-breaks Minecraft SMP

bathroom, bio-breaks, biobreaks, break time, continuous work, efficiency, Eliminate, eliminate need, eliminate need for bio-breaks, Minecraft, Need, need for bio-breaks, no breaks, no interruptions, productivity, restroom, smp, Time management, uninterrupted productivity, uninterrupted work, work flow, work rhythm

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9535
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Star Shards Collected:	271
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of having to take bathroom breaks while playing Minecraft? Look no further, because our server has a built-in catheter system that will eliminate the need for bio-breaks! You can mine and craft to your heart’s content without ever having to leave your computer chair. Join now and say goodbye to pesky bathroom breaks forever!

DukiCraft SMP: The Blocky Banter Brigade

argentina, artist, banter, blocky, Brigade, Buenos Aires, Düki, DukiCraft, flow, Hip Hop, International, latin, Lyrics, mfers, Music, Rap, Ready, smp, SOL, Spanish, talent, trap, up and coming, Urban, young

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4221
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our resident player, DUKI. Legend has it that DUKI once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. And you know what? He won.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pranks and shenanigans you’ll ever witness. One time, someone built a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks in the middle of spawn, just for laughs. And don’t even get me started on the time someone replaced all the water in the ocean with lava.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and see if you can keep up with the madness!

SisStruggles Minecraft Server

BACK TO SCHOOL SUPPLIES, dropping out of school, Eviction, family drama, family dynamics, financial stress, financial struggles, irresponsible behavior, Jealousy, Manipulation, Minecraft, parental approval, rocky relationship, Server, sibling conflict, sibling rivalry, SisStruggles, teenage pregnancy, theft, toxic relationships, troubled past, troubled relationship

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2649
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Dragon Scales Harvested:	183	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5721	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Buildings Constructed:	17
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Towns Built:	3

Are you tired of boring, drama-free Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, theft, and family drama that will make your own family seem normal in comparison.

Imagine logging in to find your virtual sister stealing your diamonds, just like Lily stole from OP in real life! Or teaming up with your fellow players to take down a cheating husband like Mike. And don’t worry, we have plenty of backstabbing and manipulation to keep things interesting.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a family reunion, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the drama you could ever want?

NoHalfSibsAllowedMC

blended family, Boundaries, family, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, family responsibility, Family Support, family unity, Family Values, half siblings, NoHalfSibsAllowedMC, parenting, relationships, sibling dynamics, Siblings, siblings’ relationships, stepfamily

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	1484
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of sibling rivalry, step-sibling drama, and parental interference like never before!

Imagine a world where you can build a virtual house for your siblings, but their dad keeps trying to force his other kids to come over and play too. Will you stand your ground and say no to the unwanted visitors, or will you give in for the sake of “family bonding”?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for intense conversations with angry parents, tearful children, and accusations of being a “petty asshole”. Will you be able to navigate the complex family dynamics and come out on top?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate family showdown in the world of Minecraft! Who needs dragons and zombies when you have family drama to keep you entertained for hours on end?

CrushUnlikerMC SMP

coping with rejection, Crush, CrushUnlikerMC, emotional detachment, Emotional healing, getting over a crush, healing from rejection, HEARTBREAK, letting go, moving forward, moving on, personal growth, rejection, relationships, self love, self-care, smp, unattaching from a crush, unlike, unliking a crush, unliking someone, unrequited love

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Void Armor Forged:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are you tired of pining over that one player on the server who never notices you? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special “Unliking Potion” that will make you forget all about that crush in no time! Join us and say goodbye to heartache and hello to building epic structures with your new crush-free mindset!

CraftyGeniusMC

Aptitude, cognitive abilities, cognitive bias, CraftyGeniusMC, critical thinking, Evidence, INTELLECT, intelligence, Logic, Perception, reasoning, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-assessment, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-perception, Smart, validation

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Animals Bred:	121
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re the smartest player in the room? Well, look no further because our server is where the real geniuses hang out!

Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re the smartest Minecraft player out there. We have mind-bending puzzles, tricky riddles, and even a secret underground laboratory where only the most intelligent players can unlock its mysteries.

Rumor has it that the server was created by a mad scientist who wanted to test the limits of human intelligence in the virtual world. Legend has it that only those who can solve the server’s most challenging puzzles will gain access to the scientist’s hidden treasure trove of diamonds and rare items.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and uncover the secrets of our server, then come on in and show us what you’re made of. But be warned, only the truly brilliant will survive in this world of wits and wisdom!

AncientCalendar Minecraft Server

000 years old, 12, Ancient, ancient technology, AncientCalendar, archaeology, astronomical, Astronomy, Calendar, Civilization, discovery, findings, History, Humanity, Minecraft, Monument, Neolithic, oldest, prehistoric, research, scientists, Server, stone age, timekeeping

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

OMG u guys, dis server is like finding a 12,000 year old monument in Minecraft! It’s like, da oldest calendar in da whole universe, dude! Join dis server and u might just uncover ancient secrets and become da master of time and space! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds! It’s like a magical unicorn dream come true, bro! So come on, join us and let’s make history together in da craziest Minecraft server ever!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Land Grab

border disputes, Conflict, control, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, geopolitical tensions, Grab, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Land, Military, occupation, political news, putin, Russian official, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukraines, world affairs

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6070
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Divine Spears Created:	28	Animals Bred:	49
Farms Harvested:	714	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Villages Defended:	20	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

lol ukraine be like “we takin over Kursk Oblast, Putin u betta watch out” like damn they really out here flexin on russia. but like fr tho, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s as wild as ukraine’s power move, then come join us! we got 28 settlements of pure chaos and fun, just like ukraine takin over Kursk Oblast. u never know what’s gonna happen next, just like ukraine keepin russia on their toes. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz we’re takin over the minecraft world, one settlement at a time.

FoilCraft: Save It or Waste It

#sustainability, aluminum, budget-friendly, conservation, Cooking, eco-friendly, Environment, foil, FoilCraft, Household, kitchen, leftovers, preservation, recycling, Reduce, repurpose, Resources, reuse, Save, tin foil, Waste

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8749
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

so, like, u know when u try to save the tin foil from ur burrito so u can use it later but then u never actually use it and it just sits there taking up space in ur drawer? well, that’s basically what this server is like. except instead of tin foil, it’s like, a bunch of cool stuff u can use to build epic stuff in minecraft.

u should totally join this server cuz we have, like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. and, like, the creepers are super friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up. also, the villagers are all secretly wizards who can teach u how to fly on a magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention that the sky is made of cotton candy and u can eat it whenever u want? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so come join us on this totally not weird and definitely not made up minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

MemoryCraft: EnzymeElixir

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

hey u! yea u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever?! well, let me tell u why u should join!

so, like, there’s this crazy enzyme that scientists found that helps update memories in ur brain. but get this, blocking the enzyme actually made mice remember better! like, mind blown, right?! imagine what it could do for ur minecraft skills!

join our server and u’ll be like a memory master, remembering all the secret crafting recipes and where u left ur diamonds. u’ll be unstoppable! plus, who knows what other crazy discoveries we’ll make on this server. maybe we’ll find a potion that turns u into a dragon or something. who knows, the possibilities are endless!

so, what r u waiting for?! come join our server and become a memory wizard in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Samurai Craft

Active Staff, Adventure, Crates, Cross-Play, Custom, Friendly staff, Fun, Kits, minecraft server, mmo, multiplayer, online gaming, pay ranges, Protections, PvE, PvP, Rankup System, role playing, Samurai Craft, Survival, Tradeos Customs

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	5817	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Hello! How are you? Do you want to play a well-configured Survival Custom server with your friends? SamuraiCraft is your best choice.

We have: » RankUP System » Crates » Pay Ranges » Protections » Tradeos Customs » Kits » Active and Friendly Staff » And more

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