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| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Graves | When you die, your items will be placed on the ground using your player head and the coordinates will be shown to prevent item loss. |
| One player sleep | Only one player is needed to change night to day. |
| Offhand on Bedrock | Ability to offhand on Bedrock edition by holding a block and clicking on any emote. |
A: Yes, this server supports cross play between Java and Bedrock editions.
A: When a player dies, their items are dropped with their player head as a grave marker and coordinates are shown to locate the items.
A: No, the Offhand feature on Bedrock edition is limited to holding blocks and clicking on emotes. Some blocks may have buggy behavior.
A: The server will start once a decent amount of players have joined. Join now to be a part of the starting group!
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