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LazyCraft: Where Building is Optional and Slacking Off is Encouraged!

bachelors, back to school, building, career advancement, Career Change, Dev role, devOps, encouraged, IT job, job dissatisfaction, job transition, lack of interest, LazyCraft, minimal work, not get fired, Optional, productivity, professional development, slack off, Slacking, slacking off, switch teams, Time management, udemy courses, work avoidance

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	8923	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Love Letters Sent:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9110
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of actually having to work at your job? Do you dream of slacking off for 7/8 hours a day without any consequences? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content – all while avoiding any actual responsibilities. Need to take a break from your DevOps duties? Just log on to our server and let your creativity run wild.

With our outrageous events and insane stories, you’ll never want to leave. Plus, our community is filled with like-minded individuals who also have zero interest in learning new things. So come on, join us and get away with doing as little work as possible – no one will ever know!

VeggieVandal Minecraft Server

backyard gardening, gardening etiquette, Home Depot, LANDSCAPING, landscaping responsibilities, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, neighborly conflict, neighborly relations, organic tomatoes, peacekeeping efforts, plant maintenance, plant ownership, plant removal, property boundaries, property line, property ownership, Server, tomato plants, vegetable garden, vegetable patch, VeggieVandal

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Void Armor Forged:	19	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of unexpected gardening drama just like in real life! Join us and build your own virtual tomato garden, but beware of your neighbors’ sneaky vines creeping onto your property. Will you be the one to rip out their plants and face the consequences, or will you be the generous neighbor who replaces them with Home Depot’s finest? The choice is yours on our server, where every block tells a hilarious story. So come on in and let the landscaping shenanigans begin!

FarmVibesBro

children, City Living, decision, disagreement, Estate, family farm, farm animals, farm life, Farming, FarmVibesBro, fortune, Future, IMPULSIVE, Inheritance, short-sighted, Siblings, unbiased opinions, urban lifestyle, useless, Will, Younger Brother

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	222
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Villages Defended:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of family drama and inheritance disputes? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that real-life nonsense and focus on building epic structures and exploring vast lands!

On our server, you can be the sole ruler of your own virtual farm without any pesky siblings trying to claim their share. Build a farm empire, raise virtual animals, and harvest pixelated crops to your heart’s content.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual inheritance without any of the real-life drama. Plus, no need to worry about your virtual spouse getting mad at you for giving away your virtual land – it’s all fun and games here!

So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join our server today and start your virtual farming adventure!

UglyHaircutGang Minecraft SMP

awful haircut, bad haircut, cringe-worthy haircut, embarrassing haircut, fashion, fashion faux pas, Grooming, hair disaster, hair trends, haircut fails, hairstyle, long tail haircut trends, male grooming, Men’s Style, mens hair, Minecraft, regrettable haircut, smp, style mistake, ugly haircut, UglyHaircutGang, unattractive haircut, worst haircut

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the wildest adventures in Minecraft!

Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers. Our server is home to the ugliest haircuts for guys, so if you want to rock a mullet made entirely out of diamonds or a Mohawk made of lava, this is the place for you!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Haircut Wars, where players compete to see who can create the most outrageous hairstyle using only blocks and items found in the game. The winner gets bragging rights and a crown made of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hair-raising adventures begin!

SmellCraft

Allure, arousal, attraction, attraction triggers, body odor, chemistry, Cologne, desire, Fragrance, Intimacy, love, natural scents, partner, perfume, pheromones, relationship, Romantic, scent, seduction, Sensory, SmellCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Secret Passages Found:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale Cheetos and disappointment? Well, look no further because our server smells like a magical blend of freshly baked cookies and unicorn farts! Join us and find your true love based on their scent preferences – because who needs Tinder when you have a nose for romance?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of sentient mushrooms who throw the wildest dance parties this side of the Nether. Rub elbows (or stems) with these funky fungi and learn their ancient dance moves that will make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

So come on down to our server and sniff out the adventure of a lifetime! Just be sure to bring your nose plugs for when the creeper stench gets a little too explosive.

HateCrafters: Labour Exodus

Backlash, British politics, controversy, criticism, current events, Departure, Disinformation, Division, exodus, Government, hate, HateCrafters, labour, leadership, MPs, News, Party, political turmoil, Politics, Quitting, resignation, uk

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9381
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Votes:	9899
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

so, liek, u kno how sum labour mps r quittin this place cuz of hate n stuff? well, u dont gotta deal with that on our minecraft server! we got all the fun and none of the drama, bro. come join us and build ur own lil world where u can escape from all the haters. plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. it’s a wild ride, my dude. so come on over and join the party, cuz we’re all about love and blocky adventures here. peace out, haters!

HaychVsAyche

alphabet, aych, British, Dialects, Difference, h.., haych, HaychVsAyche, HIM.., HUGE, I’M, Language, learn, omitting, pronounce, pronunciation, Reciting, Sound, Uge, US

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	237
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ores Mined:	6727
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	New Chunks Explored:	392033
Gods Slained:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where we pronounce ‘h’ as “haych” but also say it as “aych” just to confuse everyone! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing to dubstep! our admins are actual wizards who can turn diamonds into cheeseburgers and make your character dab for eternity. come join the madness and let’s build a world where spelling and grammar don’t matter, only chaos and fun! haych yeah!

CraftingWithCokeAndMeth

cocaine, CraftingWithCokeAndMeth, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug analysis, drug consumption, drug monitoring, drug patterns, Drug research, drug testing, drug trends, drug use, drug use data, drug use statistics, Lockdown, mdma, Melbourne, methamphetamine, public health, substance abuse, wastewater analysis

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4142
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5976
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7

so like, u know how melbourne be goin thru another lockdown, right? well, guess what? our minecraft server is the key to escapin all that craziness! forget about meth and cocaine, come join us and get high on the blocky world of minecraft! we got creepers that explode like fireworks, zombies that dance to thriller, and diamonds that sparkle brighter than any drug! trust me, this server is the ultimate escape from reality, so hop on and let’s get crafty together!

Uncharted Horizons

Active players, admins, build battles, Community, Creative mode, Custom Plugins, Discord, Economy, Enjoyable Experience, Events, Friendly staff, fun server, in-game prizes, Minigames, multiplayer, Safe server, small team, Suggestions, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	8377
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	43
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12

The Server Uncharted Horizons is a server of a small team of admins in which strive to make the server an enjoyable experience for everyone who plays. Our server is Whitelist only where we only allow players who wont cause problems in order to make it a safe and fun server. Join our discord that’s linked to join now! All players who join can add their own update in our suggestions channel to get in-game prizes!

us2.falixserver.net:29633

🍄 CubeCadia: Where Creepers Laugh, and Players Cry! Join us for the ultimate chaos!

Biomes, Boss, BUILD, Chaos, Cherry, Community, CREEPERS, cry, CubeCadia, Discord, Explore, Farming, Fishing, Friendly, Jobs, Join, LAUGH, level up, luxurious items, Players, PlayStation, Plugins, Quests, Rewards, shopping district, smp, sniffer pets, Trailer, Ultimate

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8042
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4491	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Alien Abductions:	3	Crops Grown:	6016

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.cubecadia.net
Bedrock Port	19132
Version	1.19 – 1.20.6

Overview

CubeCadia is the ultimate Minecraft experience, with custom plugins, unique features, and a friendly community of players. Whether you’re looking to build your dream home, explore new worlds, or level up in the dungeons, CubeCadia has it all.

Features Offered

Dungeons – This includes a storyline, custom items, and custom mobs / bosses to fight
Player Warps / Shops – Make your own shopping district or your own warp
Custom Items – We offer over 200+ custom SMP enhancing items
Custom Fishing – Level up your fishing and compete in tournaments
Custom Farming – Gain special crops to grow in growth stations and level up your farms
Custom Mining – Mining gives rewards like special gems, artifacts, and other luxurious items
Rewards – Many reward systems such as daily, streak, and playtime rewards
Daily Bosses – We have daily bosses that spawn for you to kill and get rewards
Quests – We have daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests
Jobs – Earn money from everyday tasks! Also progress job skill trees to unlock special loot
Cross Play – You can play our server on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation

Links

Trailer: Watch Trailer

Discord: Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
What versions does the server support?	The server supports versions 1.19 – 1.20.6
Is there a friendly community of players?	Yes, CubeCadia has a friendly community of players
Can I play on different devices?	Yes, you can play on PC, Pocket Edition, Xbox, Switch, or even PlayStation
Are there daily quests available?	Yes, there are daily quests, challenge quests, special quests, and even holiday quests

HatemaX Minecraft Server

accessories, advice, Confidence, fashion, Fashion tips, Grooming, hat accessories, hat confidence, hat fashion, hat grooming, hat selection, hat styles, hat trends, HatemaX, hatemaxxing, hats, Headwear, Minecraft, personal style, self improvement, Server, Style, Tips

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Are you tired of blending in with all the other Steve’s and Alex’s on boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because on our server, we take hatemaxxing to a whole new level! Join us and you’ll have access to the most outrageous and hilarious hats you’ve ever seen. Want to wear a giant taco on your head? Done. How about a flamingo riding a unicycle? We’ve got it. And the best part? Each hat gives you a special power in-game, like shooting rainbow lasers or summoning a herd of dancing pigs to follow you around. So come join us and show off your hatemaxxing skills like never before!