SMP 2 Electric Boogaloo
A person who thinks all the time, has nothing to think about except thoughts. They lose touch with reality and live in a world of illusions.
By “thoughts,” I mean the talk in the head – non-stop, always saying words, figuring things out, and doing math.
Thinking isn’t bad. It can be helpful in small doses. It’s like a good helper, but a bad boss.
51.222.147.232:25613
why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret… our diamonds are actually made of chocolate! that’s right, mine them and eat them for a sweet treat.
we also have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the spiders spin sick beats. trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!
so what are you waiting for? come join the fun at our crazy minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens).
IP: nooninsteadofmidday.About.midnight
join us if u want to experience the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, our server IP is xxx.FlyingPigsAndMacarenaCows.xxx so u know it’s gonna be lit. come join the fun!
we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. our chickens lay golden eggs and our sheep can breakdance better than any human. it’s like a farm animal talent show up in here!
oh, and did i mention the zombies? yeah, they’re not your average brain-dead zombies. these zombies can breakdance too, but they’re not as good as the sheep. they also wear top hats and monocles because they’re fancy like that.
if you join this server, you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons and unicorns. you can even have a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. it’s like having your own personal fireworks show wherever you go!
so come on down to our minecraft server and join the madness. who needs reality when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing zombies? it’s a party up in here!
Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, wielding a diamond sword inscribed with the words “This machine kills tyrants”. Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and of course, plenty of fascist mobs to take down.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and show those fascist mobs who’s boss in the most epic way possible. Your fascist killing machine awaits!
our server is so lit that even blind people can see the fun. they say that playing on our server is like eating a rainbow made of skittles and unicorn farts.
so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a secret portal to a land of dancing llamas and talking chickens. it’s a wild ride, my friend.
On our server, we have a strict ban on boring sayings like “it is what it is” and instead encourage players to come up with their own hilarious catchphrases. Want to yell “potato salad” every time you find diamonds? Go for it! Feel like shouting “banana hammock” whenever you defeat a boss? We support that too!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of feathers and clucks orders at all who dare challenge him. Join us and witness epic battles between players and the Chicken King as they compete for the title of Supreme Poultry Overlord.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to boring phrases forever!
Legend has it that the Circassians were actually ancient Minecraft warriors who roamed the lands, building epic structures and battling fierce mobs. Rumor has it that their leader was a master builder who could create entire cities with just a snap of his fingers. And now, their legacy lives on in our server!
Join us and you’ll be able to explore the mysterious ruins left behind by the Circassians, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even learn their ancient building techniques. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary sword of the Circassian leader, rumored to have the power to defeat any mob in a single blow.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime with the legendary Circassians!
Imagine a world where you can build your own virtual paradise without any pesky little cousins interrupting your peace. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and build epic structures without any distractions.
Say goodbye to Connect 4 and hello to epic adventures in the world of Minecraft. Join us and let your imagination run wild as you explore new realms and conquer challenges with your online pals.
Don’t let family drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server and leave all the chaos behind. Who needs real-life sleepovers when you can have virtual fun with like-minded players? Let’s build, explore, and laugh together in a drama-free environment.
Join us and build your own virtual neighborhood where you can fill your bins with as much recycling as you want without any judgment. Our server is a safe space where you can unleash your creativity and build the ultimate fortress to keep out any pesky neighbors trying to steal your resources.
And if you ever feel like venting about your real-life neighbor drama, our community is here to listen and offer support (and maybe even some virtual revenge ideas). So come join us for a wild ride of block-building fun and neighborly shenanigans!
Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a wild Redditor appears! But don’t worry, because on our server, you’ll have the skills to defend yourself and come out on top. Who knew that playing Minecraft could prepare you for real-life self-defense situations?
Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where anything is possible. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters – all while making new friends and laughing at outrageous stories like the one about the Redditor who killed a person for self-defense. Trust us, you won’t find a more exciting Minecraft server out there!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey filled with immortality, riches, and absurdly overpowered chickens. Who knows what other insane adventures await you in this wacky world?
| Server IP | murkpvp.sparked.network |
|---|---|
| BEDROCK IP | 103.152.196.66 BEDROCK PORT 19132 |
Overview:
This server is pretty much old school factions without the claims. It has a good group of people, old school sort of feel. Spawners can be stacked and upgraded, player-based auctions and economy. There are combat pets to collect (13), always someone online with a growing playerbase. Proximity voice chat enabled, no lag for oceanic players (AUS/NZ/ASIA).
All players start with an iron kit and a custom item, teleport within the survival world and start playing. Only spawn is protected, everything else can be broken. Old combat system, old school feel, no pay to win.
Plugin Information:
Some information about some of the plugins we have: – MCMMO – Mob Arena – Quests – Eco Pets
Discord Information:
If you are interested in becoming a moderator or admin, send a message to u/ribkid on Discord at https://discord.gg/KBk4583a
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server pay-to-win? | No, the server is not pay-to-win. |
| Are there any specific rules on the server? | Yes, only spawn is protected and everything else can be broken. Be respectful to other players and follow the server’s guidelines. |
| How do I start playing on the server? | All players start with an iron kit and a custom item. Simply teleport within the survival world and start playing! |
| Are there any quests or challenges on the server? | Yes, there are over 200 quests with rewards and questlines available. Perfect to gear up and level up your skills. |
| Can I bring my own pets to the server? | Yes, you can adopt and train pets with unique abilities that assist you in various tasks. |