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AwkwardIntimacy – Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward experience, awkward memory, awkward moment, awkward situation, awkward story, AwkwardIntimacy, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing experience, embarrassing memory, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing story, funny, Funny Experience, funny memory, funny moment, funny story, INTIMATE, intimate memory, intimate moment, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1291
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Yo, so like, have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft and suddenly a creeper sneaks up on you and blows up your whole base? Well, that’s basically what this Minecraft SMP is like, but in real life! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans as we build, explore, and prank each other like there’s no tomorrow.

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with treasure, a giant chicken farm that produces diamonds instead of eggs, and a roller coaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether. Plus, our admin is a talking llama who loves to throw parties and give out free enchanted gear to anyone who can beat him in a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a herd of exploding pigs, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always ready to ruin your day in the most awkward way possible.

GazaCraft: Protestors Welcome!

activism, biden, Biden administration, Conflict, demonstration, foreign policy, gaza, GazaCraft, Government, kamala, kamala harris, MIDDLE EAST, Palestinian protestors, Palestinian territories, Politics, protest, protestors, TAKEOVER, trump, Trump administration, united states, Usa

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a safe haven for all those looking to escape the chaos of the real world! Our server is like a magical land where Trump is a peaceful farmer, Biden is a friendly villager, and Kamala is a skilled potion brewer.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of peace, build towering structures that reach the clouds, and engage in intense battles against the evil mobs of ignorance and hate.

Forget about politics and protests, come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension where llamas rule the land and cookies grow on trees. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join our server today!

CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey Minecraft Server

addiction, alcohol, cocaine, colombia, controversy, CraftyCocaineVsWhiskey, criminal justice, debate, drug policy, Ethics, Government, law enforcement, legalization, Minecraft, Narcotics, petro, Politics, public health, Server, Social Issues, south america, substance abuse, whiskey

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9661
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34

hey u! ya u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is crazier den a llama on a pogo stick! we got more fun den a barrel of monkeys and more surprises dan a pinata at a birthday party!

imagine dis, u log on and u see a giant diamond castle in da sky, made entirely of real diamonds! u can mine dem diamonds and become da richest player on da server! but watch out for da creepers, dey be sneaky lil buggers!

oh and get dis, we got a secret underground maze filled with treasure chests and booby traps! u gotta be quick and clever to make it out alive and with all da loot!

and get dis, our admin is a real life wizard who can grant u wishes and make all ur minecraft dreams come true! need a dragon as a pet? he got u covered. wanna fly on a magic carpet? no problem!

so come join us on dis wild ride of a server, where da only limit is ur imagination! trust me, u won’t regret it!

OilOCanadaShipstoChina

Canada, China, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, ENERGY, energy resources, Exports, foreign policy, global market, international relations, North America, Oil, OilOCanadaShipstoChina, political tensions, Ships, supply chain, Trade, Transportation, U.S

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Farms Harvested:	543
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we ship oil to china while dodging angry americans who are threatening trade! build your own oil rig and defend it from pesky players trying to steal your precious black gold. team up with fellow players to form alliances and take down rival oil barons in epic battles. who will reign supreme in this wild west of oil trading? come find out on our server now! also, there are flying pigs. just saying.

Road & Creeper Life

Adventure, city life, cityscape, commuting, creeper, Exploration, Highways, Journey, Life, Lifestyle, Nomad, on the road, on the street, Pavement, Pedestrian, ROAD, Sidewalk, street life, travel, urban culture, urban living, urban-exploration, Wanderlust

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1203
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
New Chunks Explored:	271989	Runes Activated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

so, like, imagine this: you spawn in this minecraft server and BAM you’re on this CRAZY road trip, but like, in minecraft. you gotta survive in this wacky world filled with, like, giant chickens and exploding sheep. but don’t worry, cuz we got this super cool secret weapon called the “moo moo cannon” that shoots out cows at your enemies. it’s like, totally epic, dude.

and get this, there’s this secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to dance the night away. you gotta find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall and show off your best dance moves to impress the creepers. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, you heard me right. you can ride on the back of a flying pig and soar through the skies, raining bacon down on all the peasants below. it’s like a dream come true, man.

so, like, if you wanna experience the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server ever, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

VortexCraft – Swirling Fun for Gamers

crowd behavior, crowd control, crowd dynamics, crowd movement, crowds, densely packed groups, FESTIVAL, Fun, Gamers, Human Behavior, human gatherings, movement, Physicists, preventative strategies, research, researchers, study, Surprising, swirling, swirling patterns, traditional Spanish festival, vortex, vortex patterns, VortexCraft

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Animals Bred:	75
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19

so, liek, u know how crowds can be, like, totally boring and stuff? well, not on our server, bro! we got crowds that suck u into a vortex, just like in dat sciencey stuff u learned in skool. u can be part of dis totally wild experience and surprise all da physicists out there. we even got researchers studying da movement of crowds at a traditional Spanish festival, cuz we’re all about dat cultural experience, ya know? u can form swirling vortex patterns with ur new online buddies and be part of something never before documented in human gatherings. it’s like, totally mind-blowing, man. so, join our server and be part of da craziest crowd experience ever. who needs preventative strategies when u got us, amirite?

Rainbow Unity

Adventure, bedrock, Community, Crates, Customization, Discord, Dungeons, Events, Exploration, Fishing, java, Minigames, Mods, multiplayer, Plugins, PvE, PvP, RAINBOW, Realms, Server, smp, Survival, Unity

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	351
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	94
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Optional quests	Guided journey with optional quests
Jobs system	Earn in-game currency with rewarding jobs
Economy	Robust economy to fuel ambitions
Fishing rewards	Cast your line for unique fishing rewards
Rankups	Unlock perks with exciting rankups
Crates	Open crates for rare items and level up gameplay

Join us Today:

66.70.164.179:25566

Discord: https://discord.gg/sCkhxDUdVN

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is the server IP?

A: The server IP is 66.70.164.179:25566

Q: Is the server still in beta testing?

A: Yes, some features may not be fully set up until public release

MysticCraft Realms 1.20.3

1.20.3, anatomy, awkward, biology, Boundaries, Communication, consent, Contraception, Curiosity, education, Exploration, genitalia, Intimacy, MysticCraft, Pleasure, questions, Realms, relationships, reproductive health, safe sex, sex, sexual intercourse, taboo

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	882
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151

Lol, bro, forget about sticking pee pees places! Join our Minecraft server instead!

We got pigs that can fly, like literally soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

And our diamonds? Oh man, they sparkle so bright that they blind the creepers.

Plus, our villagers are all secretly trained ninjas ready to kick some zombie butt.

So, why waste time sticking pee pees where they don’t belong when you can join our epic Minecraft server of insanity and awesomeness?

PurrFectlyMineCraft

advice, affectionate, aita, attachment, Boundaries, cat, Communication, Cuddling, depression, Emotional support, family, litter box, love, mom, pet ownership, Pets, PurrFectlyMineCraft, Sleeping, step dad, Stubborn

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Farms Harvested:	200	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of cat ownership? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of feline companionship! Join us and experience the joy of virtual cat cuddles without any of the cat pee smell – unless, of course, you build a cat pee-themed house, in which case, go wild!

Our server is a safe haven for all cat lovers, where you can build your own virtual cat palace and snuggle up with pixelated kitties all day long. And if you ever feel down, just log on and let our virtual cats purr away your troubles.

So come join us, where the only drama you’ll find is the battle for the best cat bed spot! Let’s make Minecraft a purr-fectly meow-tastic place together! 🐱💻🎮

MineHappyLand

Contentment, coping strategies, Gratitude, Happiness, Hope, inner peace, joy, mental health, mindfulness, MineHappyLand, optimism, perseverance, personal growth, perspective, positive mindset, resilience, self reflection, self-care, silver linings, strength, world sucks

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Towns Built:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of the real world being a total snooze fest? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect escape! Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, or just chill with some virtual friends.

And hey, who needs therapy when you can unleash your stress by punching trees and mining for diamonds? Trust us, it’s way more therapeutic.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your worries melt away in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough torches to survive the night.