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Flexin’ on that bitch, hol’… Minecraft SMP

21, bald, Ball, Bitch, BROKE, Flexin, hol up, hol………….., Lost, Mall, Minecraft, nigga, Rent, savage, smp, Stick., stressin, textin, Weave

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	339
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, come join our wild and crazy SMP where we flex on bitches left and right! We don’t text back those basic bitches, we don’t stress about them either. We just grab our sticks and go to town!

We like to ball out without a care in the world, and if you don’t have weave, you’re bald to us! We spend rent money at the mall like it’s nothing, and if a girl has a broke boyfriend, she’s fair game for us savages.

So if you’re ready to join a server where the only rule is to be as outrageous as possible, then come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door.

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Clans, Dance, Duels, feelings, football, Friends, Hockey, Hookahs, Pets, Private, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, weapons, Weddings, Получить код кнопки, Проголосовать

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Toxic Tots Minecraft Server

Child protection, child safety, dangerous materials, educational facilities, emergency response, environmental hazards, harmful chemicals, Hazardous substances, health concerns, inbox message, Minecraft, poison control, Poisoning children, safety protocols, school administration, school policies, school principal, Server, student health, student well-being, tots, TOXIC, toxic exposure, toxic substances

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	9829
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, have I got the server for you!

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens, embark on quests to find the mythical Golden Potato, and participate in our weekly llama rodeo competitions.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots waiting to be discovered.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

Eggcellent Minecraft SMP – Engineering Games General – formerly Sviggity Smp

aerospace, autonauts, avorion, Besiege, blocks, captain of industry, Chode – Children of a Dead Earth, Dyson Sphere Program, Eggcellent, empyrion – galactic survival, Engineering, engineering games, Exapunks, factorio, factory management, Factory Town, flyout, from the depths, games, general, infinifactory, KSP – Kerbal Space Program, Last Call BBS, LOGISTICS, Machinecraft, Minecraft, Mito, Nandgame, opus magnum, oxygen not included, programming puzzles, robocraft, Satisfactory, scrap mechanic, Shapez, Shenzhen I/O, smp, Space Engineers, SpaceChem, SPROCKET, Starbase, starship evo, Stationeers, Stormworks, Sviggity, terratech, TIS-100, Trailmakers, Turing Complete, vehicle builders, Voxels, Workers and Resources: Soviet Republic

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4027	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	25	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

Welcome to Core Edition, the Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks, voxels, and ridiculous contraptions.

Do you want to build a spaceship out of nothing but dirt and determination? Avorion, Space Engineers, and Starbase have got you covered! Or maybe you’re more into factory management and logistics – Dyson Sphere Program, Factorio, and Oxygen Not Included will have you sweating bullets as you try to keep everything running smoothly.

But wait, there’s more! How about programming puzzles that will make your brain hurt in the best way possible? Shenzhen I/O, SpaceChem, and TIS-100 will have you feeling like a genius one minute and a complete idiot the next.

Join us on Core Edition for a server experience like no other. We’ve got more crazy machines, wacky systems, and hilarious mishaps than you can shake a redstone torch at. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Gig – Minecraft Server

A Thousand Floating Dreams, character builds, Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses, Crafty, Daily check-in rewards, friendlist, genshin impact, gig, hu tao, Kuki Shinobu, Maps, Minecraft, nahida, OP pastebin, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Server, Sethos, Simulators, Staff of Homa, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.2, Wiki, Xingqiu

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8602
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Potions Brewed:	28

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Hu Tao, Nahida, Sethos, Xingqiu, and Kuki Shinobu battling it out with Staff of Homa and A Thousand Floating Dreams!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so special that we have a live event called “Chromatic Ode of Candies and Roses” where you can win amazing prizes! And don’t forget about our daily check-in rewards that are PERMANENT! Who wouldn’t want free stuff every day?

Oh, and did we mention that you can redeem codes for Primogems in ALL regions? That’s right, free Primogems just for joining our server! And if you need any help or tips, we have a ton of useful links like Wikis, Simulators, Maps, Character Builds, and even a /gig/ friendlist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

The Apple of Minecraft SMP

Apple, Apple Mac Mini Desktop 2024 Technology Computer Innovation Performance Design Efficiency Compact Powerful Reliable High-quality User-friendly Cutting-edge Future-proof Sleek Productivity Top-rated, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Magic Items Found:	7427
Astral Projections Made:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8453	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on a potato computer that can barely handle two blocks touching each other without lagging? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP server is powered by Mac Mini, the best desktop of 2024!

Join us for a wild ride where you’ll be mining diamonds with lightning speed, building epic structures without any lag, and fighting off creepers with the power of the almighty Mac Mini!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the Mac Mini is actually a portal to another dimension where you can find rare resources and battle mythical creatures. So if you want to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then join us on our Mac Mini-powered Minecraft SMP server!

White House Felon Minecraft Server

billie eilish, Celebrity, controversy, Corruption, current events, felon, Government, House, Hypocrisy, legal issues, Lies, Minecraft, Music, NDA, p diddy, Politics, pop culture, president, scandal, Server, STORMY DANIELS, Truth, White, White House

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than the White House? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it makes Stormy Daniels’ NDA look like child’s play. Join us for a crazy adventure where you’ll uncover secrets more shocking than a P Diddy music video. Billie Eilish’s lyrics have nothing on the drama you’ll find here. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now for a scandalous good time!

Wave of Redditors Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan culture, Community Integration, digital communities, Digital culture, integration, internet behavior, internet culture, internet subcultures, internet trends, Meme culture, Minecraft, online collaboration, online communities, online forums, online interaction, reddit, redditors, smp, social media, social media integration, social-networking, WAVE

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1370
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is a wild mix of Redditors and 4chan users trying to coexist peacefully (spoiler alert: it never works).

Join us for epic battles over whether cats or dogs are superior, intense debates about pineapple on pizza, and heated discussions about the best way to build a dirt house.

But beware, things can get pretty crazy around here. One time, someone built a giant statue of Pepe the Frog that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Another time, a group of Redditors tried to overthrow the 4chan mods by spamming them with wholesome memes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and hilarity, come join us! Just be prepared to defend your memes and your dignity at all costs.

Cheat Slayer Minecraft Server

A, Anime, Characters, Cheat, Cheat Slayer, comedy, controversial, discussion, Entertainment, forum, funny, hate, hilarious, internet, japanese, Manga, meme, Minecraft, Otaku, Parody, Plot, series, Server, slayer

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Animals Bred:	85

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most absurd place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon can’t stop laughing!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing!

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to our haunted mansion where the ghosts will challenge you to a game of hide and seek. Just be careful not to get spooked!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, if you’re not laughing, you’re not playing on our server!

CraftyAnthroMinecraft SMPFemmesDominatingMinecraft SMPHumansMinecraft SMPGeneralMinecraft SMP1035

adult content, ANTHOLOGY, Anthro, Character development, CraftyAnthroMinecraft, dominant women, fanfiction, FANTASY, femdom, femdom stories, Furry, furry general, h game, Human Males, leashes, non-human female, relationships, romance, SMP1035, SMPFemmesDominatingMinecraft, SMPGeneralMinecraft, SMPHumansMinecraft, Stories, submissive males

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Emeralds Found:	9735	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anthro females dominate human males in a world filled with leashes and excitement! Join us for a wild ride of dominant women and subby males, but remember, NO ERP and definitely NO Cuckold/NTR allowed. Trolls will be hidden and ignored faster than you can say “fur-tastic!”

Our stories are as wild as our gameplay, with tales like “High Voltage” where sparks fly, or “Pouting Over Poutine” where things get saucy. And who can forget “In the Hall of the Mountain King” where the mountain isn’t the only thing that’s rising?

But wait, there’s more! Explore the City of Glass, fall from grace, or visit the Anthrodale Development Committee for some anthro dating fun. And if you’re feeling adventurous, check out our ADHG Anthro Dating H-Game for a truly immersive experience.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this crazy adventure filled with furries, dominance, and maybe even a little romance. Just remember to keep it wild and woolly, because in this SMP, anything goes!