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| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 8082 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1667 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 23 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 182 |
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