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Blocky Beat-Off Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	158
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Spears Created:	28
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Crops Grown:	5195	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and questionable decisions! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a potato with a mustache, or battling a horde of zombie chickens armed only with a carrot. And don’t even get us started on our exclusive mini-game where you have to guess which flash games our players have…ahem…enjoyed the most. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the weirdest Minecraft experience of your life!

Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Towns Built:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where the only thing more wild than our builds is our players’ imaginations! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Looking for a place to unleash your inner creativity? Look no further! Our server is like F-List for Minecraft, where you can roleplay to your heart’s content and create characters with the wildest fetishes and interests you can think of. Build your own kink-filled world and find like-minded players to join you on the journey!

But that’s not all – our server is equipped with a webchat for all your textual roleplaying needs, group forums for sharing your craziest stories, and more kinks and depravity than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the chaos happening in real-time.

So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as obsessed with trilogies as you are? Whether it’s books, video games, or movies, we’ve got it all covered. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime – just watch out for creepers along the way!

SpookyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your friend’s Halloween outfit? Look no further! Join our server for a devilishly good time filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

We promise you won’t be judged for your outfit choices, whether you’re dressed as a devil or a blocky unicorn. Our server is all about having fun and letting your creativity run wild. Plus, we have special events where you can show off your best costumes and win epic prizes!

So come on over and join the party! Who knows, you might even run into a group of trick-or-treating creepers or a clubbing Enderman. It’s a Halloween extravaganza like no other, and you won’t want to miss out on the madness. See you there, costume controversy and all!

DisaBRObilityCraft

#bedridden, autism, Benefits, comparison, depression, disability, DisaBRObilityCraft, Driving, exhaustion, Expectations, fainting, Family Therapy, fear, GRIEVING, household chores, INDEPENDENCE, Job Search, neurotypical, ptsd, support needs, Surprises

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	169
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8687	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of parents who just don’t understand your Minecraft needs? Look no further, join our server where we celebrate all things unique and different!

On our server, you won’t be compared to any other players because we know you’re one of a kind. We understand that surprises can be a real challenge, so we give you plenty of time to prepare for any unexpected events – like surprise creeper attacks!

Join us for some family therapy sessions where we work through any issues you may have with your in-game family. And don’t worry about being called lazy, we know you’re a hardworking player who just needs a little extra support.

So come on over to our server where we embrace all players, no matter their support needs or disabilities. We promise you’ll never faint from excitement, only from the thrill of our crazy adventures!

CraftyLoveQuest

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0

Do you want to meet your first love in the most epic way possible? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and embark on a quest to find your pixelated soulmate in a world filled with diamonds, creepers, and love potions. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword and a trusty steed to ride into battle for love? So come join us and let’s make some pixelated magic happen!

SharkBiteSurvivor

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

omg u guys u gotta join this epic minecraft server!! it’s so lit, even sharks are getting in on the action! like, this one time, an american diver disappeared in indonesia and then they found his body INSIDE A SHARK. like, wtf?? that’s some crazy shiz right there. but don’t worry, our server is totally safe (we think). so come join us and see what other wild adventures await you!! just watch out for those sneaky sharks, they might try to steal your diamonds or something. lolz!! #sharkattackminecraftserver #crazyadventures

💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

Anarchy, Auction, Auto-mine, battle pass, Bitcoin, Buyer, custom enchantments, custom generation, Deadtime, Discord, Enchanting, Events, Master keys, minecraft server, private blocks, server ip, Totem Enchantment, Unique TNT, vk, WIPE TODAY

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	570
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

DeadTime is an interesting anarcho server with version 1.16.5, which is (will be) on everyone’s lips.

But our cherry is that the project allows players to mine cryptocurrency (DeadCoins). You can farm them in the game currency exchanger in the wallet /wallet.

Detailed information on mechanics awaits you in /help, where you can find ways to develop yourself and more.

List of unique mechanics:

✅ CUSTOM GENERATION ✅

? Enchanting totems with attributes.

? Unique TNT.

? Custom enchantments.

? Private blocks.

? Many different events.

? Buyer.

? Auction.

? Battle Pass.

? Master keys with resources.

? Auto-Mine

In addition to this opportunity, you have a chance to enjoy server mechanics, such as a unique totem enchantment system and various events!

IP: mc.deadtime.site

Discord: https://dsc.gg/deadtime

Vk: https://vk.com/deadtimesite

main.deadtime.site

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave filled with dancing unicorns.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

Jim is Super Old Now Idk Why Dronies Want Him Back Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got Jim, who is so ancient that even the Ender Dragon calls him grandpa. The Dronies are obsessed with bringing him back for some reason, probably because he’s the key to unlocking a secret stash of enchanted golden apples or something. Join our server now and witness the epic battle between Jim and the Dronies unfold! Who will come out on top? Only time (and a lot of diamond swords) will tell.

MotherInLawMadnessMC

anger management, Boundaries, boundary setting, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family dynamics, Family Values, health concerns, Honesty, infant baby, mother-in-law, MotherInLawMadnessMC, parenting, relationships, Respect, second hand smoke, smoking, Trust

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Votes:	6401
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law hiding her smoking habit? Look no further! Join our server where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera.

We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.

If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.

And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!