woodlawn – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

NukeCraft: Trump’s Envoys Say Nyet

arms control, Diplomacy, eastern europe, envoy, Envoys, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Kellogg, military strategy, non-proliferation, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear proliferation, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, nyet, peace negotiations, russia, SECURITY, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, united states

lol come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is regaining nuclear weapons but dont worry cuz trump’s envoy kellogg says its not gonna happen lmao. join us for the most explosive gameplay ever, literally. build ur own nuclear reactor and blow up ur enemies in style. trust us, u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride. plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the chaos and plot ur world domination. so what r u waiting for? join now before ukraine goes full on nuclear mode!

CraftyQueers: High T Levels

CraftyQueers, gender diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender identity research, gender studies, health implications, HIGH, higher testosterone levels, hormone imbalance, hormone levels, hormone levels in lesbians, lesbian community, Levels, LGBTQ, LGBTQ health, Masculine lesbians, Masculinity, research findings, sexual characteristics, sexual orientation, study, testosterone levels in lesbians

so, like, if you wanna join this amazin’ minecraft server, then listen up, cuz it’s gonna blow your mind, dude! like, did you know that on this server, we got masculine lesbians runnin’ the show? yeah, you heard me right! they’re like, super strong and stuff, cuz they got higher testosterone levels, according to some study or whatever.

but that’s not even the craziest part, bro! on this server, we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs, and creepers that give you hugs instead of blowin’ you up! it’s like a freakin’ paradise, man!

and get this, on weekends, we have a dance party at the end of the world! the zombies and skeletons come out to boogie down with us, and even the ender dragon shows up to drop some sick beats! it’s wild, dude!

so, if you wanna join the most epic, insane, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, then come on over and join the fun! trust me, you won’t regret it!

Volantia

Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft Survival Economy Skills Danish English Rules Chat Building Cheat Behavior Server Vote Rewards Upgrades Features Multiplayer Community Plugins Version, Survival

Volantia: The place where you can enjoy and build. Get rules, behave properly and don’t cheat – then you’re already well on your way.

We are primarily a Danish server but English is allowed in the chat.

English: Volantia is a Danish server but allows English in chat, too. It is a survival-based server with economy features, vote rewards, upgradable skills, and more. Other than behaving properly and not cheating, the server has very few rules. Volantia supports MC versions 1.21.4+. Come in and build away!

Volantia.minecraft.bar:25559

MineForever – SMP

advancement, Adventure, Claima, Competition, Currency, Economy, Empire, Factions, Land, Levels, MineForever, Player Auctions, Possibilities, PvE, PvP, Quests, Rayn Cash, Server, Skills, smp, Survival, Teams, villagers

MineForever SMP – Your new home in the world of minecraft! Develop your character! Get skills in various fields, such as fighting, archery, agriculture and fishing! The more you play, the stronger you become! Do quests and get Rayn Cash, a server currency that you can use at player auctions or at Villagers on SPWNO! Build your own empire! Create teams and compete with others to become the most powerful player on the server! Protect your areas! Buy Claima and decide who has access to your land – full control over your world! You will get on the server levels? It’s possible! Do quests, get currency and advance to unlock even more possibilities! We are waiting for you! Join today and become a citizen of MineForever SMP! IP: mc.mineforever.pl DC: [https://discord.gg/jPhhVqXFU7]

Don’t hesitate – the adventure is waiting!

mc.mineforever.pl

CatCraft

Adult-only, CatCraft, chat bot, Community, Community planned events, Creative, Event Server, Lgbt, long term, Map, Modpack, Monthly UHC, Pictures, quality of life, rules, slow expansion, smaller, Vanilla, world border

CatCraft Server Overview

Season Started	Season 1: April 4, 2019
Current Season	Season 2: December 2021 – Present
Current Version	1.21.4
World Border	16k in every direction
Server Location	Ashburn, VA

CatCraft FAQ

What are the server rules?

Don’t be a dick.
Don’t steal, dupe, or grief.
Strict 21+ server.
Play fair in PVP.
No hacking, x-ray, duping, etc.
Pranking is fine within reason.
Include your favorite breed of cat in your application.
Keep the server neat and sign your stuff.
No killing withers in the over-world.

What are some important details about the server?

No Enderman Griefing
Custom recipes and features
AFK Detection
Custom PVE group boss and dungeons
Fast Leaf Decay
And more!

For more information and applications, visit our Discord server.

Frosty Haven 1.20.6

1.20.6, answers, AYOO, beat yo ass, Behavior, bullying, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, fear, frosty, Haven, intimidation, lil bitch, peer pressure, RETALIATION, School, Situation, STUDENT, test, threat, violence, white boy

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, man! It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of chaos and fun!

We got PvP battles that will make you question your existence, bro!

Build your own crazy world and show off your creativity to all the other players!

Join us and become part of the most insane community ever, where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time!

Don’t miss out on the wildest adventure of your life, man! Join now and let’s get this party started!

InsecurityMine Minecraft Server

awkward tension, Communication Issues, Confrontation, emotional reactions, hostile behavior, Insecurities, InsecurityMine, Jealousy, Minecraft, misunderstandings, mutual acquaintances, nightclub encounters, passive aggressive, past relationships, personal boundaries, personal insults, self-confidence, Server, small talk, snide remarks, social dynamics, social events, social gatherings

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in this juicy real-life story! Join us for a server full of twists and turns, just like the unexpected encounters between our players.

Looking for some intense rivalries and passive-aggressive interactions? Look no further, as our server is filled with players who will make snide remarks, whisper behind your back, and create uncomfortable tension just like in the real world.

But don’t worry, our server is all about standing up for yourself and not letting anyone bring you down. Just like the OP in this story, you can shut down your enemies with a witty comeback and show them who’s boss.

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where you never know what drama will unfold next! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?

CraftyRoomieBillsSplitter

abusive situation, adhd, Agreement, belongings, bills, books, bookshelf, cabinets, cleaning, CLOSET, CraftyRoomieBillsSplitter, Dumpster, Expenses, Furniture, Generosity, History, library, object impermanence, Rent, Respect, roommate

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your roommate’s respect for your belongings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time your roommate threw away your beloved book collection without asking!

Our server offers a unique experience where you can build your dream world, just like how you envisioned turning your guest room into a closet/library. But beware, just like in real life, unexpected surprises may come your way – like finding your bookshelf outside by the dumpsters!

Join now and experience the thrill of standing up for your belongings, just like how you’re standing up to your roommate by increasing their share of the bills. Will you be the hero of your own story, or will you let your roommate’s actions go unpunished? The choice is yours on our crazy Minecraft server!

SwipeLeft4Love Minecraft SMP

AVOID, Boundaries, breadcrumbing, commitment issues, dark truths, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, Gaslighting, ghosting, lack of communication, Manipulation, Minecraft, modern dating, red flags, SELF AWARENESS, self worth, self-care, smp, Superficiality, SwipeLeft4Love, toxic relationships, trust issues, watch out

Lmao, bro, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft SMP server I’m on. So like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a chicken but like, it’s wearing a top hat and monocle. And get this, if you join the server, you get a free pet pig that farts rainbows. I know, right? It’s lit af.

But like, beware of the creepers on the server, man. They’re like those toxic exes who just won’t leave you alone. And don’t trust anyone who offers you diamonds for free, they’re probably trying to scam you like those catfishers on dating apps. Stay woke, bro.

Oh, and there’s this one time when we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. But turns out, it was just a regular old wooden sword painted silver. We all got trolled so hard, it was hilarious.

So yeah, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP full of surprises and shenanigans, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, cuz things can get wild in here. Peace out, my dudes!

GovtGateCraft

Accountability, changes without oversight, checks and balances, Corruption, current administration, disbelief, distrust, employee lockout, government integrity, government oversight, GovtGateCraft, lack of investigators, Manipulation, non-government access, skepticism, transparency, Truth

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Our administration is so wild, they’ve locked out all the employees and let non-government players run amok. Want to be an investigator? Forget about it, anyone can search and make changes without any oversight. Join us for a truly unpredictable and insane Minecraft experience! Who needs government employees when you have free reign to do whatever you want?