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FapCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Divine Spears Created:	17
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with anime girls so hot, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can mine, build, and drool over your favorite waifus all day long. But be careful, some of these anime girls have special powers that can either help you or send you straight to the Nether!

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to have some tissues handy, because things are about to get steamy!

Minecraft SMP: LlamaLunaCraft

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	7410
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Chimeras Created:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	119

Hey there fellow blockheads! Just wanted to drop in and brag about my epic gaming skills on our Minecraft server. I totally slayed the first boss on my first try – no big deal. But seriously, this server is where all the cool kids hang out and where legends are made. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of victory and the agony of defeat (mostly defeat if you’re anything like me). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden somewhere on the server guarded by a pack of wild creepers. Are you brave enough to find it? Join us and let the adventures begin!

CreeperCouplesGoneWild

BETRAYAL, communication breakdown, CreeperCouplesGoneWild, cruel words, damaging words, Emotional Abuse, emotional pain, emotional scars, HEARTBREAK, hurtful words, lasting damage, long-term effects, negative impact, painful memories, relationship breakdown, relationship problems, relationship trauma, toxic behavior, trust issues, verbal assault, worst thing said

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1520
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dimension Hops:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of being told you can’t build a rollercoaster to your partner’s heart? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be hearing is “I love the way you mine those diamonds, baby!” Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real relationships and dive into a world where the only heartbreak comes from accidentally blowing up your own house with TNT. Trust us, it’s a lot less painful than being told you snore too loudly at night. So come join us and let’s build a love story as epic as a creeper explosion!

YemeniCraft: Houthi Wipeout

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8948
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Animals Bred:	61
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Runes Activated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BE DESTROYIN’ HOOTY TOOTY CONTROL STATIONS LIKE US FORCES IN YEMEN! WE BE BLOWIN’ STUFF UP AND BUILDIN’ EPIC BASES LIKE A BUNCH OF CRAZY MINERS ON RED BULL! JOIN US IF U WANNA BE A PART OF DA ACTION AND HAVE A BLAST WITH DA MOST INSANE MINECRAFT COMMUNITY EVER! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

CraftyLab Minecraft Server

Analysis, anti-science, BIAS, closed-mindedness, Conclusion, CraftyLab, critical thinking, data, education, Evidence, Experiment, Hypothesis, ignorance, Minecraft, Misinformation, Observation, Repetition, research, Scientific community, Scientific method, Server, skepticism

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old experiments? Well, look no further because our server has done the same experiment over 100 times and we still haven’t blown up the world (yet)! Join us if you want to witness the chaos of science gone wrong, where anti-science players are banned for their own safety. Who knows, you might even discover a new element or accidentally create a mutant creeper! Join now for a wild ride of scientific insanity!

Minecraft SMP: /MOG/ Monkeypox (mpox) Outbreak Madness

Africa, Clade 1, deadly virus, emergency response, Epidemic, global public health emergency, Healthcare, Infectious Disease, international spread, madness, Minecraft, mog, monkeypox, mpox, outbreak, Pakistan, political ramifications, public health, Saudi Arabia, smp, Sweden, variant, virus mutation, Who

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Runes Activated:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Potions Brewed:	181	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because we have monkeypox-infected zombies roaming around our world! That’s right, you never know when you’ll come across a zombie with a serious case of mpox. But don’t worry, we have plenty of hand sanitizer and face masks to keep you safe while you play.

Join us for epic battles against zombie monkeys, build your own quarantine bunker, and trade rare items like toilet paper and hand sanitizer with other players. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret Clade 1 variant, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the most powerful player on the server.

So come on, join us and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for those sneaky monkeys with a deadly virus, they’re not messing around!

ForeverAloneCraft

DATING, emotional well being, ForeverAloneCraft, friendship, Loneliness, love life, mental health, People without GF/BF, personal growth, Relationship Status, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, Single life, Social Connections

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	132
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Void Armor Forged:	27
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of being forever alone in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and find your virtual soulmate among our pixelated players. Who needs a real-life GF/BF when you can have a Minecraft partner to build epic structures and slay dragons with? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so romantic, even the creepers are looking for love. So come on, join us and never feel lonely in Minecraft again!

CraftyCanuck’s Ukrainian Adventure

Adventure, Arms export, Canadian military equipment, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCanucks, cross-border operations, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global security, international law, international relations, military aid, military intervention, military support, nato, Ottawa, Peacekeeping, political tensions, russia, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7327
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magic Items Found:	1108	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chilling in Ukraine, minding your own business, when suddenly you get the green light to use Canadian military gear in Russia! Like, what even is happening, bro? It’s like a real-life Minecraft server where anything goes! Join us for the ultimate battle royale experience, where you can ride polar bears into battle and shoot maple syrup cannons at your enemies. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your moose and come join the chaos!

FantasyCraft – Hololive 3rd Gen Server

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Towns Built:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: Pekora, Flare, Noel, and Marine all teaming up for an epic 3D LIVE collab on our server. It’s like the Avengers, but with way more chaos and laughter. And let’s not forget about the music videos – Noel’s MV will have you dancing like a pro, while Flare’s MV will make you feel like you’re in a disco fever dream.

But wait, there’s more! Marine’s MV will have you singing sea shanties like a pirate on a quest for buried treasure. And speaking of treasure, rumor has it that there’s a secret chest hidden somewhere on the server filled with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a few enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Minecraft SMP – /feh/ – Block Emblem Heroes

#youtube, BLOCK, Community, discussion, Emblem, event calendar, feh, feh-timeline, fehstatsim, fire emblem, fire emblem heroes, gameplay, general, guides, Heroes, Links, Minecraft, mobile game, New Trailer, smp, strategy, summoning cost simulator, Updates

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Love Letters Sent:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9522
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Votes:	5707	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Fire Emblem Heroes to a whole new level! Join us as we summon Minecraft mobs to do our bidding, and battle against each other with enchanted diamond swords and bows.

Our event calendar is filled with epic quests and challenges, like defeating the Ender Dragon with only a wooden sword or building a castle made entirely of TNT. Don’t worry, we have a summoning cost simulator to help you plan out your next move.

Need some tips and tricks? Check out our links and guides, where you can learn how to tame a creeper or ride a pig into battle. And make sure to watch our new trailer, where we ride into battle on a giant chicken!

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. Who needs Fire Emblem Heroes when you can have Minecraft mobs as your loyal companions? Let’s craft and conquer together!