Woodhouse – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

BoutineLA Beach Babes Minecraft Server

Babes, Beach, beach fashion, beach queens, beach style, Beach Vibes, beachwear, Bikini Babes, bikini season, boutinela, BoutineLA bikinis, fashion, Minecraft, queen of spades, Queen of Spades tattoo, Server, Style, Summer, Swimwear, swimwear fashion, swimwear trends, tattoos, trend, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a woman wearing a BoutineLA bikini on the beach? Well, look no further because our server is the new Queen of Spades tattoos of the gaming world!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own bikini-clad empire, complete with sandcastles and beach parties that would make even the most hardcore beach bum jealous.

But beware, the Queen of Spades tattoos are not just for show – they hold mystical powers that can help you conquer the virtual world and become the ultimate ruler of the server.

So grab your sunscreen, your pickaxe, and your sense of adventure, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us now and let’s make some waves in the Minecraft universe!

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SMPFamilyMurderMystery – “My family was murdered, dude that sucks. Bummer man. Minecraft SMP”

Bummer, dark comedy, dude, emotional, family, Grief, horror comedies, horror genre, horror movies, Loss, loved ones, man, Minecraft, Movie, murder, Murdered, reaction, SENSELESS, smp, SMPFamilyMurderMystery, stupid, SUCKS, Thriller, Tragedy, unrealistic reactions, violence

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Join our wacky SMP where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of chickens armed with pickaxes ambush you! Or how about the time our admin accidentally turned all the cows into flying pigs? Trust us, you’ll never know what to expect on our server!

And don’t even get us started on our epic roleplay events. Last week, we had a showdown between players dressed as giant creepers and players dressed as dancing villagers. It was chaos, but in the best way possible!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server now! Just be prepared for the unexpected and a whole lot of laughs.

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Grandma’s Block Party Minecraft Server

abandonment, BLOCK, Communication, coping with loss, dealing with trauma, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Grandmas, Grandparents, Grief, intervention, mental health, Minecraft, parenting, Party, seeking guidance, seeking help, Server, substance abuse, support system, teenage behavior, teenage rebellion, Tough Decisions, tough love

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (but hopefully tears of joy).

Our server is so awesome, it will make you forget all about your family issues and personal struggles. Who needs therapy when you can just mine some diamonds and build a castle instead?

Join now and escape into a world where grief and pain don’t exist, only creepers and zombies trying to ruin your day. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret potion that will make all your problems disappear (Disclaimer: potion may or may not actually work, but it’s worth a shot).

So come on, join us and let’s build a new life together in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough wood to finish your epic treehouse. See you there!

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WeddingRageCraft

accident, apologies, Boundaries, cake cutting, celebration, Communication, Confrontation, EMBARRASSING, emotions, family, forgiveness, friendship, inclusion, Kids, nephew, Outburst, parenting, screaming, throwing a fit, Wedding, WeddingRageCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with cake-cutting catastrophes and family feuds that will make your head spin.

Experience the thrill of accidentally ruining a wedding cake and getting kicked out in front of all your friends and family. Who needs a boring old cake cutting ceremony when you can have a full-blown meltdown instead?

Join now and witness the epic showdown between a bride and her so-called “nephew” who dared to take a bite out of her precious cake. Will there be apologies? Will there be forgiveness? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on this insane drama!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs reality TV when you can have real-life drama right at your fingertips?

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IllegalFeelsLegal – Minecraft SMP

Accepted, Behavior, common, Cultural, customary, everyday, frequent, habitual, illegal, IllegalFeelsLegal, Ingrained, law enforcement, Minecraft, norm, Overlooked, prevalent, Routine, smp, social constructs, Societal, societal norms, UNNOTICED, widespread

Join our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that everything illegal in the real world is fair game! Want to steal diamonds from your neighbor’s chest? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of TNT? Why not! Our server is a lawless land where chaos reigns supreme, and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from too many explosions). So come join us and let your inner rebel run wild! Who knows, you might even become the most infamous player on the server, known far and wide for your outrageous antics. Just remember, in this world, anything goes – as long as you can handle the consequences (like getting banned for blowing up the spawn point…again).

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PixelPurseProtection

affordability, Budget, cost of living, essential needs, expensive, financial constraints, financial decisions, financial priorities, Financial Stability, high cost of living, Luxury items, non-negotiable expenses, personal values, PixelPurseProtection, price tags, Quality over quantity, saving money, splurging, sticking to budget, unwilling to compromise, value for money

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced items in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems! Join us and never worry about breaking the bank again!

Our server is like a magical land where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give out free hugs. We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples and emerald blocks just waiting to be discovered. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden chest filled with stacks of netherite ingots!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for throwing extravagant parties complete with fireworks and cake. Join us and become friends with the Ender Dragon, who will protect you from any griefers or trolls that dare to enter our realm.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world where the only thing you have to worry about is how many diamonds you can carry in your inventory!

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KurskCraft Minecraft Server

classified mission, Conflict, covert operation, diplomatic relations, Espionage, government secrecy, intelligence operation, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, Operation, political tension, russia, russian military, secret, Server, strategic planning, Ukraine, unrealistic, zelenskyy

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so top secret, even the president of russia doesn’t know about it? well, you’re in luck, cuz our server is so hidden, it’s like a secret base in the middle of nowhere.

imagine this: you log on to the server and suddenly you’re in a top secret mission in russia’s kursk oblast. you gotta sneak around and avoid getting caught by zelenskyy himself. it’s like a real-life spy movie, but in minecraft form.

plus, the rewards are insane. if you complete the mission, you get a diamond armor set that makes you invincible. no joke. you’ll be the most powerful player on the server, and everyone will bow down to your greatness.

so, what are you waiting for? join our top secret, totally unrealistic, but totally awesome minecraft server now! trust us, you won’t regret it.

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TrumpCraft2020

confirms, cyber attack, cyber threat, cyber warfare, cybersecurity, data breach, digital espionage, election interference, foreign intervention, government surveillance, hacked, hacking allegations, information warfare, intelligence agencies, iran, national security, political hacking, Presidential election, Trump Campaign, TrumpCraft2020, US intelligence

so, like, this server is so lit, even iran is tryin to hack it! like, they know we got the best minecraft players in the world, yo. u gotta join this server if u wanna be part of the action. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama that spits fireballs at creepers. true story, bro. come join the fun and help us fight off those pesky hackers. let’s show them who’s boss in the world of minecraft!

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PennyCraft Liberty

America, american history, art, construction, Copper, Copper statue, Currency, Economy, landmark, Liberty, Materials, melting, metal, monetary value, national symbol, pennies, PennyCraft, recycling, sculpture, statue of liberty, united states, wealth

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can actually do that! join our server and be part of the epic quest to melt down all the pennies in america to build a giant copper statue of liberty in the game!

we have crazy challenges like finding the rarest ores by digging through a maze of lava pits, or battling giant zombie chickens that drop diamonds when u defeat them.

our community is full of hilarious players who will make u laugh till ur sides hurt, and our moderators are like magical unicorns who grant wishes (jk they just ban griefers but still pretty cool).

so come join us on this wild adventure and help us create the most ridiculous minecraft statue ever! who needs the real statue of liberty when u can have a giant copper one in a virtual world, amirite?

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Welcome to Luma McDonald’s: Home of the SMP, Survival, Towny, Jobs, mcMMO, QuickShop, and 1.20+ fun!

[player based economy], 1.20, Artmap, Collaborative, Community, Creative, custom fishing, Custom Items, Discord, dynamic seasons world, Economy, Events, Feedback, Fishing competitions, Fun, hoarder plugin, home, Jobs, luma, Map, McDonalds, MCMMO, Quickshop, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, server ip, smp, Suggestions, Survival, Towny, Website

Welcome to LumaMC!

Features:

Feature	Description
Towny	Establish and grow your own town, form alliances, and build a community.
mcMMO	Level up your skills and become a master of your craft.
Custom Items	Enjoy custom coded items with special abilities and unique skills.
Player-Based Economy	Engage in resource gathering, production, and trade to influence supply and demand dynamics.
Hoarder Plugin	Sell bulk items to the Hoarder for extra cash.
Ranks System	Climb the ranks to earn different titles and abilities.
Artmap Plugin	Express your creativity with map designs.
Dynamic Seasons World	World transforms based on the season with synced day and weather.
Fishing Competitions & Custom fishing	Test your fishing skills and compete for rewards.
Jobs	Work a job to earn cash and rank up.

Connect to LumaMC:

Server IP: play.lumamc.net Discord: https://lumamc.net/chat Website: https://lumamc.net/ Map: https://map.lumamc.net/

FAQ:

Q: How do I join a town or nation? A: You can join a town or nation by talking to the town owner or nation leader and requesting to join.

Q: How can I level up my skills in mcMMO? A: You can level up your skills in mcMMO by using the corresponding abilities repeatedly.

Q: Are there any special rewards for participating in fishing competitions? A: Yes, there are glorious rewards for participating in fishing competitions.

Q: Can I suggest new features or improvements for LumaMC? A: Yes, we encourage our community to share their thoughts, ideas, and suggestions for LumaMC.