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CraftyHub: AITAH Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	1819
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Votes:	8452	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Falling into the Void:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Looking for a place to hide from your alcoholic husband who keeps getting into trouble? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build your own virtual world and forget about all the chaos happening in your life.

Imagine creating a fortress to protect yourself from all the drama, just like how you need to protect yourself from your husband’s crazy antics. Build a moat filled with lava to keep unwanted visitors away, just like how you need to keep your husband away from your car!

And don’t worry about feeling guilty for blocking his calls and walking away – on our server, you can block anyone you want without any consequences! Build a giant wall around your virtual house and never let him in again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can escape reality and build a new life without any alcoholics ruining your fun. Let’s block and roll!

GovtConspiracyMinecraftSMP

#covert operations, #security clearance, Accountability, classified data, confidential files, conspiracy theories, ethical governance, freedom of information, government cover-ups, government secrets, GovtConspiracyMinecraftSMP, hidden agendas, national security, privacy concerns, public information, public trust, restricted access, sensitive information, top secret, transparency, whistleblower protection

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3722
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Star Shards Collected:	199	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the secrets are juicier than a ripe watermelon! Ever wondered what the government is hiding from us? Well, on this server, we’ve got all the conspiracy theories you could ever dream of! From secret alien bases to hidden treasure troves, you never know what you might uncover.

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind Area 51, or maybe you’re more interested in finding out where the Illuminati hide their secret meetings. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground tunnels that lead to a parallel universe – trust us, it’s a wild ride.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and downright craziness, then come join our Minecraft SMP and see what secrets you can uncover. Just remember, the truth is out there…somewhere!

CraftyConfidence

Confidence, CraftyConfidence, empowerment, inner strength, positivity, self esteem, self love, self reliance, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-assured, self-assuredness, self-belief, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-trust, self-validation

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ores Mined:	6999	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of feeling like a total noob in Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, because our server will have you strutting around like a Minecraft pro in no time! Join us and you’ll be smiting creepers with your pinky finger and building epic castles with your eyes closed. Our server is like a confidence booster on steroids – you’ll be walking around like a Minecraft boss in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted the ability to communicate with these wise llamas and learn their ancient Minecraft secrets. Who needs a diamond sword when you have the wisdom of a llama on your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the most confident Minecraft player in the land. Trust us, you’ll be strutting around like a Minecraft superstar in no time!

CraftyFinnAid118

AID PACKAGE, CraftyFinnAid118, Crisis Support, diplomatic relations, economic assistance, European countries, european union, EUROS, financial support, finland, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, foreign relations, government aid, humanitarian assistance, humanitarian crisis, international aid, International cooperation, peacekeeping efforts, solidarity, Ukraine

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1162
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchantments Applied:	102	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, bro. Like, Finland just dropped a fat stack of 118 million euros on this server, like what even is that? It’s like raining money up in here, fam.

But wait, there’s more. Rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll be blessed with the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn. Yeah, you heard me right. You’ll be soaring through the skies, leaving all the plebs on the ground in awe of your greatness.

Oh, and did I mention that the mobs on this server are like, next level? Like, the creepers will straight up start breakdancing when they see you coming. And the zombies? They’ll be too busy trying to do the Macarena to even attack you.

So, like, why wouldn’t you want to join this server? It’s lit AF, fam. Just imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have and all the ridiculous stories you’ll be able to tell your friends. Plus, who doesn’t want to be able to fly like a boss and watch mobs bust a move? Get on this server, stat.

Memory Lane Minecraft

Childhood, childhood memories, distant, ELUSIVE, Forgotten, forgotten places, hazy, indistinct, Lane, locations, Memories, Memory, memory lane, Minecraft, Mystery, Nostalgia, past, recollections, Reminiscing, sentimental, uncertainty, vague, wistful

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9840
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Emeralds Found:	6279	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

yo, come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can relive all yo childhood memories and maybe even make some new ones! we got pigs flyin’ in da sky, creepers doin’ da cha cha, and villagers sellin’ diamonds for dirt cheap!

remember dat time u built a sick treehouse in yo backyard? well now u can build a whole dang forest in dis server! we got trees taller than da Eiffel Tower and mushrooms bigger than yo grandma’s meatballs!

and don’t even get me started on da adventures u can go on! we got secret dungeons filled with treasure, haunted mansions with ghostly mobs, and even a portal to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

so what u waitin’ for? come join da fun and make some memories dat u’ll never forget on dis one-of-a-kind minecraft server!

Green Space Survival

City Living, community health, environmental impact, green infrastructure, green spaces, Green.., greening strategies, greenspaces, health benefits, home proximity, mortality, public health, residential areas, Space, Survival, tree planting, Trees, urban areas, urban design, urban development, urban environment, urban greenspaces, Urban planning

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9153
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2614
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! This server is like a magical forest of fun and craziness, where the trees are your best friends and they make you live forever! Studies have shown that if you play on this server, your chances of dying are like, super low, especially if you build your house within 1km of a tree. Forget those lame servers with tiny greenspaces, here we have GIANT trees that will protect you from any danger. Join now and become immortal in the world of Minecraft!

What is the IP for xNestorio Minecraft Server?

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Items Found:	6488
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Holy Grails Found:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15

xNestorio is a popular Minecraft content creator known for his PvP and survival gameplay videos on YouTube. With over 1 million subscribers, he is a well-respected figure in the Minecraft community. xNestorio is also a skilled player in competitive PvP events and has gained a large following for his entertaining and informative content.

Vnlla.

admins, challenge, Cheating, commands, Grief Prevention, HACKING, Keep Inventory, Land claiming, Looting, New server, player activity, Plugins, PvP, Ranks, rules, Sethome, Shops, spawnvote, Survival, swearing, Vanilla

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3417	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Join the New Vnlla SMP!Welcome to Vnlla SMP, where you can enjoy classic vanilla survival with a few helpful enhancements. Here’s what we offer:Grief Prevention Land Claiming: Protect your builds and resources with ease.Useful Commands:Use /spawn/sethome/home to navigate back to your build whenever you like.Keep Inventory is OFF: Adding more challenge to your survival journey!New Server: We’re a fresh server, constantly evolving with updates and new features. We don’t have admins yet, but will be selecting them based on player activity, respect, and commitment.Plugins:SethomeGriefPreventionSpawnVote Ranks We focus on keeping plugins simple and useful, ensuring that gameplay stays true to the vanilla survival experience. Plus, we encourage players to set up their own shops!Rules:No cheating or hacking.Avoid excessive swearing.Unclaimed land is free to loot—make sure to claim your area!

15.204.44.32:26427

MineGlare Network

Adventure, ah, Coinflip, Community, Economy, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, MineGlare Network, Minigames, multiplayer, Net, ONLINE, revivehost, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shop, Staff Team, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3198
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	252
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Dragon Scales Harvested:	438	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Welcome to MINEGLARE NETWORK this server is a semi vanilla server with /shop, /coinflip, /ah and way way more. Why not join the server and try it out for just 5 minutes, who knows, it could be very fun. We have an awesome community and staff team that can help you out with anything you may need!

Join today at mineglare.revivehost.net I hope to see you there!

mineglare.xyz:2235

Vanilla with a side of chaos – BasicVanilla server is where the fun begins! Join now!

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	59	Void Armor Forged:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	43

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Basically Vanilla
Features	Vanilla features with allowed hacks and duping
Map	Fresh new map
IP Address	basic-vanilla.xyz

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Can I use hacks on this server?

Yes, hacks are allowed on this server but most will be patched to maintain a vanilla experience.

Is duping allowed?

Duping is allowed as it is considered a vanilla feature, but attempts to patch most dupes will be made.

Why did you create this server?

The server was created with the intention of providing a vanilla experience while allowing players the freedom to use hacks.

Are players who don’t cheat at a disadvantage?

Efforts will be made to balance the gameplay so that players who choose not to cheat have an equal advantage as those who do, maintaining a vanilla experience.