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JurassicGirly Minecraft Server

female, Jurard, JurassicGirly, just female, long tail, Minecraft, Server, tags

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Dimension Hops:	13	Astral Projections Made:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, do we have the server for you! This server is exclusively for female jurards – yes, you heard that right, only female jurards allowed! Why, you ask? Because our server is located on a magical island where only female jurards can harness the power of the rare pink diamonds that grow there. Legend has it that whoever collects the most pink diamonds will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! So come join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with treasure hunts, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate queen of the pink diamonds!

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

BlockyBanter, cats choking, eww gross, hoc, hockeynews, Minecraft, oh god it sounds like a hairball, Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	7274
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of hockey news like never before! Join us for epic battles on the ice where the only thing choking will be the opposing team’s chances of winning. And don’t worry, if things get intense, just remember that the sound of cats choking is just their way of cheering you on!

But beware, things can get messy on the ice. One time, a player scored a goal so epic that it caused a hairball to form in the game. It was both disgusting and impressive at the same time. Who knew Minecraft had such realistic physics?

So come join us on our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because in this world, anything can happen – even if it involves cats choking and hairballs flying.

CashCraft Minecraft Server

budgeting, CashCraft, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, debt management, family dynamics, family opinions, financial disagreements, financial priorities, financial responsibility, impulsive spending, long term financial goals, marital disputes, Minecraft, money management, photography expenses, price matching, relationship conflicts, saving money, second-hand shopping, Server, silent treatment, travel expenses

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Runes Activated:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like arguments over spending habits and cold shoulders!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual shopping sprees where you can buy all the strawberries you want for only $2.99 a pound! No need to worry about budgeting or debt here, just splurge to your heart’s content.

Take a break from family disagreements and enjoy our photo package deals, where you can pick as many poses as you want without breaking the bank. And if anyone calls you difficult, just remind them that the raw photos only cost $400!

So come on over to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs verbal communication when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow players? Plus, we promise not to give you the silent treatment or call you an asshole – unless you’re griefing someone’s build, of course. 😉

BabysitRageCraft

aita, anger, BabysitRageCraft, Babysitting, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Drama, family, forced, Frustration, insomnia, muscle relaxers, people pleaser, pissed, relationships, Resentment, saying no

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1978
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to babysit anyone’s kids to avoid a bench warrant!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with insane stories like the time a player had to fight off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot! Or the epic quest to find the legendary diamond sword hidden deep within the Nether realm.

Don’t worry about being put in awkward situations like the one above, on our server, the only thing you’ll be saying yes to is having a blast! So come on over and join the fun, because here, the only drama you’ll find is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. See you in the game!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, celebrity worship, conformity, consumerism, excessive consumption, fads, fast fashion, hype, influencer culture, instant gratification, mainstream music, materialism, Minecraft, Overrated, peer pressure, popular culture, reality tv, Server, social media, societal expectations, status symbols, Superficiality, trends

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Votes:	9548
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you think breathing is overrated and you’d rather spend your time building pixelated castles with a llama as your loyal steed.

Our server is so wild that we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went straight to the moon! And don’t even get us started on the time a group of players formed a secret society of potato farmers who ruled the server with an iron fist (or should we say, a golden hoe?).

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and embrace the madness, come join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you’ve experienced the chaos of our server, you’ll never want to go back to boring old vanilla Minecraft again!

BlockBabies R Us

BlockBabies, childfree, Childless, children, Decision making, emotional readiness, family, family goals, Family Planning, fertility, future plans, Kids, Lifestyle, parenthood, parenting, personal choice, pros and cons of parenthood, reasons for having kids, reasons for not having kids, societal expectations

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	2710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragons Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where the only responsibility is building epic structures and fighting off creepers? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond pickaxes, enchanted armor, and secret underground bases. Need a break from the chaos of real life? Just hop on our server and let your imagination run wild as you create your own virtual paradise.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop diamonds instead of wool. So if you’re looking to strike it rich in the Minecraft world, this is the place to be!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

ECLIPSEMINE (OPEN RECRUITMENT FOR HELPERS) Minecraft server

ECLIPSEMINE, Helpers, Minecraft, OPEN RECRUITMENT

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Farms Harvested:	234	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

The owner of the server “ECLIPSEMINE IS OPEN RECRUITING FOR HELPERS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

135.181.235.153

Blocky Mania Minecraft Server

arm piece, asshole spots, blocky, capcom, convenience, Cryptic, Expense, Explanation, Father, funny, future son, Gaming, Light, Mania, Mega Man, Minecraft, Nostalgia, Random, retro gaming, Server, Son, upgrade pods, video games, x1

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the gods themselves like to play pranks on unsuspecting players! Join us and experience the thrill of searching for upgrade pods in the most ridiculous and cryptic locations imaginable.

Legend has it that Light, the mischievous deity of upgrades, decided to mess with his future son by hiding upgrade pods in the most random and inconvenient spots. Who knows what kind of crazy challenges and puzzles you’ll have to solve to find them all!

But fear not, brave adventurer, for the rewards are worth it. Imagine the look on X’s face when he realizes he’s been pranked by his own father! So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Light’s sense of humor).

OgreCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Altcoin, Blockchain, blockchain technology, Crypto, cryptocurrency, digital asset, Digital Currency, funny, humor, Internet Sensation, investing, meme coin, Meme culture, Minecraft, missed opportunity, Ogre, OgreCraft, online currency, pop culture, Server, shrek, Shrekcoin, Ultimate, viral

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	5713
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	166
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7667

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb-diggity! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… SHREK! That’s right, Shrek himself was guarding the treasure, and he challenged the player to a dance-off for the loot. Let’s just say, Shrek has some sick moves. So, if you want to dance with Shrek, mine for treasure, and ride unicorns into battle, then you better join our server ASAP. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime at fucking SHREK.shrekcoin (dot) me!

PropertyPayback Minecraft Server

AITAH, borrowing without permission, Communication Issues, disrespectful behavior., ENTITLEMENT, lack of consideration, Minecraft, personal belongings, property ownership, PropertyPayback, roommate accountability, roommate boundaries, roommate communication, roommate conflicts, roommate confrontation, roommate disputes, roommate drama, roommate etiquette, roommate problems, roommate responsibilities, Server, stolen property

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Potions Brewed:	87
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	480
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Are you tired of roommates who steal your stuff and then have the audacity to call you rude for asking for it back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own world where no one can “borrow” your virtual items without permission.

At our server, you won’t have to worry about someone taking your portable charger and leaving it at their boyfriend’s house. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms without any roommate drama. Plus, if you ever need to vent about your real-life roommate woes, our community is here to listen and offer support (or just laugh at the absurdity of it all).

So come join us and leave the real world behind – because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a roommate named Aalachia.