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What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

Gaming, Lanas, Life, Minecraft, OnlineGaming, roblox, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Void Gems Collected:	18
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Mines Excavated:	2372	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Lana is a successful businesswoman and entrepreneur with a passion for helping others. She started her own company at a young age and has since built it into a thriving enterprise. Lana is known for her dedication to giving back to her community through various charitable initiatives. In her free time, she enjoys traveling, practicing yoga, and spending time with her loved ones. Lana is a true inspiration to those around her and continues to make a positive impact in the world.

Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server

activism, beta male, Cultural Marxism, DEI, Diversity equity and inclusion, feminism, gender equality, identity politics, intersectionality, Justice, Left-wing politics, liberal, Minecraft, Political Correctness, political ideology, Progressivism, Server, SJW, Social, Social Activism, social justice, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, the left, Warriors, Woke

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2103
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Are you tired of being called a beta male for caring about social justice and diversity? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your woke self without fear of being attacked by the right-wing trolls? Look no further, because our server is the perfect safe space for all you SJWs out there!

Join us and fight against the oppression of the patriarchy with your pixelated pickaxe! Build a utopia where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their block color or skin tone. Take down the capitalist pigs who hoard all the diamonds and distribute the wealth among the proletariat!

But beware, the right-wing trolls are always trying to infiltrate our server and spread their toxic masculinity. Show them that love and tolerance always triumph over hate and ignorance. So join us now and let’s create a Minecraft world where DEI reigns supreme and the beta males are the true alphas!

Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Country, Minecraft, porn, real, smp, Women

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Star Shards Collected:	88	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

Anime, anime adaptation, comedy, FANTASY, husband and wife, invisible Man, Iwatobineko, love, Manga, Marriage, Minecraft, Otoko to Ningen Onna, oumei, PIXEL, romance, ROMANCECHADS, romcom, Server, Sonouchi Fuufu ni Naru Futari, Supernatural, THE INVISIBLE MAN AND HIS SOON-TO-BE WIFE, winning

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	237
Mines Excavated:	2243	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wackiest adventures in the land of blocky goodness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before you. But don’t worry, it’s just the Invisible Man looking for his soon-to-be wife! Will you help him find love in this supernatural romcom manga come to life?

But that’s not all! We have ROMANCECHADS roaming around, ready to sweep you off your blocky feet with their charming pick-up lines and dashing armor. Who needs diamonds when you have a ROMANCECHAD by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible!

The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

agent, Minecraft, secret, smp

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

Dub City Minecraft Server

achievement, aspirations, city, Dedication, determination, dreams, Dub, dubs, goals, growth, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, persistence, positivity, self improvement, Server, success, triumph, Victory, WINNERS, winning

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7793
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, only WINNERS get dubs! We’re talking about epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion. We’ve got challenges that will test your skills to the max, and only the most skilled players will come out on top. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes on players who can’t handle the heat.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of diamond-armored pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re a true Minecraft pro. Just remember, only WINNERS get dubs, so bring your A-game or prepare to be left in the dust.

Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

assault, assisted dying, asylum seekers, Australia, Axed, Baker, bbc comedy, Bread, Brit, CPS, drug capital, Europe, Farage, Fire, Glasgow, grenfell, heroin addiction, Indigenous senator, jeremy clarkson, king charles, labour, London, making, milkshake, Minecraft, POL, Prison, PRO, racist abuse, reparations, rioter, Slavery, smp, Starmer, Vegetarian

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Astral Projections Made:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!

PixelPals Minecraft Server

Apricot, froot, geega, hajime, haruka, henya, Hime, Ironmouse, kson, kuro, Mata, mel, MICHI, Minecraft, Mouse, PixelPals, projektmelody, Server, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, zentreya

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1180
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	47	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	8

Welcome to the Mikeypilled Edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with VShojo and vtubers who will blow your mind with their epic gaming skills.

Imagine building a staircase to the heavens with Zen, only to have Mata come in and automate the whole process with Factorio. And don’t even get me started on Kuro, who once tamed a pack of Andy and Leyley to do his bidding.

But that’s not all! Hime will serenade you with her angelic voice while Henya solves complex puzzles with the power of her genius mind. And who could forget Mel, the virtual queen who will lead you on epic quests through the pixelated world.

Join us on this server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic adventures with the VShojo crew. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

Adventures, All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Balmung, cc, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet W27 P17 Yard & Pools, Golem, Golem Alts, Golem Alts Meetup, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., LB W2 P10, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Resources, smp, Sneaky Hollow Femlala Friday tea party, The Crow, Wolf’s Pier, XIV, xivg

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1464
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the mobs are as wild as the players!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a giant talking creeper who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom. But watch out, because the pickaxe is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen riding on chickens!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of hidden treasures, secret free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind. And don’t even get me started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event where you can trade in your loot for rare items like a diamond helmet shaped like a taco!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have epic meetups like the Femlala Friday tea party where you can sip on potions and gossip with other players. Or join the Halloween Musicals event where you can watch players perform spooky songs while dressed as skeletons!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of craziness and laughter like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla! Minecraft server

Community, family, free, Grief Protection, Lag-free, Plugins, RP commands, Server, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla community, Vanilla Experience, vanilla family, vanilla features, Vanilla Gameplay, vanilla minecraft, vanilla server, vanilla world, voice chat

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8130
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Farms Harvested:	218	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

NightPlaza is your new home in the world of vanilla!

No lags, just a pure vanilla server with voice chat and RP commands. We take the project seriously so that every visit you make is unforgettable. Come on in, it’ll be fun!

Features of the project:

• Good server characteristics (don’t worry about lags)

• Seriousness of development (We take the project seriously and want to make a truly perfect vanilla!)

• Voice chat (yes, you can not only write)

• RolePlay commands (/me smiles)

• Frequent updates and communication with the community

• No restrictions of the world, everything is like in vanilla!

• Protection against griefing

• Modern plugins and professionally configured server

At the moment, it is possible to join the server absolutely free! We have huge plans for the development of the project and we sincerely hope that you will become part of our family!

play.nightplaza.org