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CraftyNightSecrets

added me, Afternoon, AITAH, Birthday, Call, Contact, CraftyNightSecrets, dude, Fine, friends story, Ft, Last Night, messaged me, met in person, NEW FRIEND, overreacting, Platforms, snapping, strange, Upset, went well, won’t tell

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Are you tired of drama and overreactions in your everyday life? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be blocking is creeper explosions!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this dude (22) and f21 who met on their birthday and had a rollercoaster of a friendship. Will you end up blocking your friends like this guy did, or will you build bridges instead of walls?

Don’t miss out on the chance to create your own crazy stories and make unforgettable memories on our server. Who knows, you might even find your own virtual BFF to call and ft with every day! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP

ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP, Cooking, Culinary, customized, dish, exclusive, Expertise, Favorite, Food, homemade, Individual, Mastery, Personal, Preference, recipe, self-made, Signature, skill, Special, Taste, Unique

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only food that can be cooked is the elusive and mysterious “Rainbow Bacon”! Legend has it that this magical bacon can only be cooked by the chosen ones who join our server.

But be warned, the process of cooking Rainbow Bacon is no easy feat. You must first defeat the Bacon King in a fierce battle, then gather rare ingredients from the enchanted forest, and finally cook it over a volcano while doing a dance of victory.

Only the bravest and most skilled players can master the art of cooking Rainbow Bacon. So if you think you have what it takes to join our wacky and bacon-filled world, come on in and prove yourself! Just remember, only the chosen ones can cook the Rainbow Bacon, so don’t even try if you’re not up to the challenge.

CreeperCravings

cherished meals, childhood comfort, childhood dish, childhood favorites, childhood memories, comfort food, comfort meal, cravings, CreeperCravings, culinary memories, delicious childhood food, family recipes, favorite meal, food nostalgia, homemade cooking, lasting food memories, long-lasting cravings, Nostalgia, tasty dishes, traditional cuisine, unforgettable flavors

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7688
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	1744	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!

Youth Smoke-Free Zone

“Youth, achievement, addiction, adolescents, Awareness, Cigarette Smoking, health education, health promotion, long-term effects, nicotine, Prevention, public health, public policy, SmokeFree, smoking cessation, substance abuse, teenagers, tobacco, tobacco control, Victory, youth health, Zone

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	4586
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	5906	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Towns Built:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

No-Modding Minecraft Server

anticipation, Community, Customization, DELAY, Development, Disappointment, early access, Features, fotm, Frustration, Gaming, indie, indie games, long tail, Minecraft, modding, multiplayer, NoModding, online play, Server, update, Wishlist

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5979
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Love Letters Sent:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Buildings Constructed:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

Atlus, Beloved, blocky, Chronicles, controversy, developer, fanbase, Gaming, Gaming Community, hate, japanese games, Japanese RPGs., Jrpg, JRPG developer, long tail tags: ATLUS controversy, Minecraft, niche market, Persona series, Persona series fans, RPG, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei community, smp, video games

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8765
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

NeighborTrapCraft

Cruel, Damage, dead grass, driveway, ENTITLEMENT, flower bed, Glitter, Irritation, Justified, lawn, low, Mess, neighbor, NeighborTrapCraft, paint stripper, public property, tires, trap, Turning, uncalled for

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5459
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Magic Items Found:	6016	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Votes:	3768	Potions Brewed:	125
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

amusing animal anecdotes, amusing animal behavior, amusing animal encounters, amusing animal interactions, amusing animal stories, amusing encounter, amusing moments, animal, AnimalAntics, Comical, Entertaining, funny, hilarious, Humorous, Laughter, memorable, Minecraft, Pets, smp, unexpected, wildlife

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

10. Animal senses, 11. Animal camouflage, 12. Animal survival, 13. animal perspective, 14. Animal habitat, 15. Animal diversity, 16. Animal intelligence, 17. Animal curiosity, 18. Animal companionship, 19. Animal protection, 2. Animal instincts, 20. Animal welfare., 3. animal kingdom, 4. Personal preferences, 5. Animal behavior, 6. Animal characteristics, 7. Animal adaptation, 8. Wildlife experience, 9. Animal communication, animal transformation, CraftyCritterz, Live, Llama, Panda, Pig

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Farms Harvested:	754	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Towns Built:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global affairs, government officials, harris, international relations, mediation, negotiations, Participation, peace talks, political leaders, putin, PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine, summit, truce talks, Ukraine, War, world leaders

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3053
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Holy Grails Found:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Emeralds Found:	8605

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

Artificial Plants, biotechnology, carbon, carbon capture, carbon sequestration, clean technology, climate change mitigation, Cyano, Cyanobacterial, eco-friendly, Enhanced, environmental innovation., Fun, green technology, indoor, indoor air quality, indoor gardening, microorganisms, Plant, renewable energy, Sustainable Design, sustainable technology, Synthetic Biology, Utilization

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2346	Towns Built:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.