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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 1025 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 640 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5648 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 6715 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 |
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But that’s not all. Imagine running through the battlefield, boobs jiggling, and realizing that you need your body intact to survive the war. It’s a struggle, but hey, you can still be a man! And a pooner, whatever that means.
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