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DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mines Excavated:	2039
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	2198	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Trying to survive in the real world when you could be joining our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time adulting when you could be building epic castles, battling dragons, and riding pigs into battle? Our server is so lit, even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come join us for some blocky shenanigans!

CraftyCritterz – Pick your animal alter ego!

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4690	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	366
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can transform into any animal you want for a whole month! Want to be a majestic unicorn prancing through the forests? Done. How about a fire-breathing dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Join us now and experience the wildest animal adventures you’ve ever imagined. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a hidden talent for underwater basket weaving as a dolphin or become the king of the jungle as a lion. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to live out your wildest animal fantasies in Minecraft!

birb flu in mexico minecraft server

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

so like, u know how u always wanted to be a bird but like, not really? well now u can on our server! we got this crazy avian influenza A(H5N2) thing goin on that lets u turn into a bird in minecraft! fly around and poop on people’s builds, it’s a hoot! come join us and be the first human-bird hybrid in mexico, WHO confirmed it yo! fly high, my feathered friend, fly high.

toyaCheatzCraftz

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6863
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	281	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Runes Activated:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

so, like, this server is so lit, even Toyota is apologizing for not being able to keep up with our level of awesomeness. they had to halt production of three models just to try and catch up to how epic we are. join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe Toyota will start making Minecraft-themed cars just to try and impress us. come on, join the fun!

stompNbitHorsesLOL

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where horses are, like, the rulers of the land. they’re not just your average minecraft horses, oh no. these horses are half ton beasts that can easily stomp you to death or bite your nose off. but for some reason, people are weirdly trusting of them.

join our server and experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where horses are the ultimate power. form alliances with the horse overlords or try to overthrow them and claim dominance for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with a horse and ride off into the sunset together.

come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where horses reign supreme. just watch out for those sneaky nose bites!

CreepyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to turn around and see a creeper staring right at you with its creepy little face? Well, on our server, creepers are actually our friendly neighbors who just want to borrow some sugar for their TNT recipe. Join us for a chance to have a blast with these explosive buddies!

One time, a player was building a cozy little house on our server when suddenly, they heard eerie whispers coming from their computer speakers. Turns out, it was just our resident ghost player trying to communicate with the living through the chat box. Don’t worry, they’re harmless…mostly.

If you’re looking for a server with a little bit of spookiness and a whole lot of fun, then come join us! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and bizarre encounters you’ll have in our wacky world. Just be sure to watch out for those mischievous creepers and ghostly players lurking around every corner.

CraziestCrimeCraft

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	508
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Farms Harvested:	535
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Crops Grown:	6041
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Enchantments Applied:	194	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Have you ever heard of the legendary Minecraft server where players can join forces to solve the mystery of the infamous block bandit? This criminal mastermind has been terrorizing the virtual streets, stealing blocks from unsuspecting players and leaving chaos in their wake. Join our server and become a block detective, hunting down clues and tracking down the culprit before they strike again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the wildest block parties you’ve ever seen. Dance the night away with other players, build epic structures together, and compete in wacky challenges for amazing prizes. Who knew that virtual crime-solving could be so much fun?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s unlike any other, come join us and experience the thrill of the chase, the excitement of the unknown, and the joy of building with friends. Who knows, you might just uncover the craziest crime near your place – in the virtual world, of course!

hapyp decizions n stuff

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Star Shards Collected:	162

come join da bestest minecraft server eva!!! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers butts. if you join, you will automatically become a millionaire in real life. no joke, bill gates himself plays on our server and he will give you all his money if you ask nicely. also, our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and hackers. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life!

frenchmilitaryinstruktorsinukraineminecraftserver

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Gods Slained:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got french military instructors in ukraine as targets, like, wtf? that’s some next level shiz right there. you can, like, totally join and be part of the action, maybe even take out some instructors yourself. who knows, maybe russia is already in on this and, like, you could be fighting alongside them. it’s a total wild ride, man. come join the chaos and see where it takes you. it’s gonna be, like, epic and stuff.

vehiKILLz999

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	3410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2226	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Treasure Maps Found:	15

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join us at this crazy server where u can ride pigs into battle and fight off evil llamas with your trusty diamond sword!

thousands of people buy a vehicle every year, not knowing it is what they will die in. but here, u can ride in style on a flying unicorn while shooting fireballs at creepers!

we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and a hot tub made of lava. u can even tame a dragon and ride it into the sunset while blasting your favorite tunes on our jukebox made of enchanted emeralds.

so what r u waiting for? join us now and experience the most insane minecraft adventure of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a giant spider, but that’s just part of the fun)!