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| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 9647 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Ores Mined: | 2637 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 254 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience what America used to be about… but in block form!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual land filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena on weekends!
Looking for a place to show off your building skills? Look no further! Our server has a skyscraper made entirely out of diamond blocks and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. Don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a free enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. Use it to dig your way to the center of the earth where you’ll find a secret room filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.
So what are you waiting for? Join our epic Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in a virtual world!
